I am not dumb, I strictly follow the instructions.

The year in 1997 immediately after Tarantino's movie "Criminal Chapter"

At 8 am I go to the district department and the staff immediately gives papers and three children. by V
In the office I find out that they stole something unhealthy, no victim,
No matter, I think to release them, but remembered the phrase from the movie, I liked,
And so for prevention I repeat to the minors: "Now two blacks will come.
with soldering lamps and plates, and they will arrange the Inquisition for your ass.”
They’re relaxed and know they’re coming out. At this time I knocked on the door.
There are two blacks in the cabinet. One with a bag. There was no camera.
to record horror on the faces of minors, huge eyes, shaking hands and
The feet. I wonder what black people are. They were shrinking tonight.
In a bar, my partner took their passports and called them in the morning.
I talked, but I forgot to warn.
After a while, there were rumors that there were two people working in the district.
A black man, and one in the bag wears a solder lamp and a flat blade.

How to Get to Heaven (Philosophy)

On a long, wild, exhausting road walked a man with a dog.
He was tired and the dog was tired too. In front of him is an oasis.
Beautiful gates, behind the fence - music, flowers, a river,
In other words, rest.
What is it? The traveller asked the guardian.
This is paradise, you are already dead, and now you can go in and rest.
and really.
Is there water there?
- As much as you want: clean fountains, cool pools...
Will they give me food?
Anything you want.
With me a dog.
“Sorry Sir, I can’t go with dogs. It will have to be left here.
And the traveller passed by... After a while, the road brought him
at the farm. There was also a guard at the door.
I want to drink, the traveler asked.
Come in, there is a well in the yard.
What about my dog?
Next to the well you will see a drink.
And to eat?
I can give you dinner.
And the dog?
There is a bone.
What place is this?
It is paradise.
How is it? The doorkeeper at the palace nearby told me that heaven was there.
He blames everything. There is hell.
How do you endure this in heaven?
This is very useful to us. Only those who don’t leave go to Paradise.
their friends.

We asked the Americans how they celebrated the New Year. What she answered us:
“Well... everyone is happy, drunk, walking until night...such as you do here every Saturday.

My sister was born yesterday! My family!! to
A jump of years?

The Russian people are invincible. The headquarters blocked the access of drivers to the gas tank, so they now pour water from the office cooler in half a cup home.

I went out to the yard in the morning. I stand and smoke. Nearby neighboring boys ride in the sand, play some kind of "daughters-mother" thing. The girl asks the boy:
D: Let’s go here to really hide it...
M: What is it?
D: Well, we’ll hide it here... as if it were real... human graves...

I dropped a cigarette and, trying not to make abrupt movements (no much!He entered the house.

I am a history teacher. The girl comes to take the exam (brunette, in the appearance of an adhesive). He said the questions well and without quarrels. The second question is about the reforms of Peter I. I ask, and why did Peter move the capital? The question caught the girl in a stupor, after which she gave out: "Well, the French captured Moscow and burned it, he decided to postpone it."
The first time he laughed, he didn’t even laugh, but ran over the man in his eyes and couldn’t do anything with himself.

Ra: I started watching Angels and Demons, but when my aunt said she was specializing in quantum biophysics, he got scared, fell under the bed and cried for a long time.

> Shhas walked for a new feed, on the way back went to the "Buyer" - buy to chew to chew at work.
I put the feeder in the camera, the aunt asks – isn’t it a bomb? Type suspicious glandular with a bunch of wires)
I answer her honestly – it’s not a bomb, it’s a power unit.
> Yale kept to not add "for bombs" )

He is:
Tell me about your first time.
She :
I was stuck in the battery.

XXX is
The fifth edition of the edition (
UUU
What is that?
xxxx
You know, I’m a deer at a beer factory.
UUU
Has he been signed forever?
xxxx
If it were. In fact, the first four for drunk and fired, but the latter is a complete fool (
UUU
So what did he do?
xxxx
It is the fool who has entered the process-controlling trunk and changed one of the lines of production, for, in his words, “I like the dark more than I like it,” isn’t it a fool?

B-ReD: I am on schoolchildren of the present... 90% calmly drink 3-4 jaguars every day at least.
Remington: And they won’t catch the fucks...

The sweet community of virgins, as always, burns.
XHH: You know, I noticed here that after I swallowed sperm, I began to get sick and stomach pain a little later.
Has anyone encountered such a phenomenon?
NN: You know, I’ve noticed here that after I try to wash a cat in the washing machine, it starts to scratch and scream.
Has anyone encountered such a phenomenon?
Spermatozoa are looking for the uterus and, not finding it, are very angry and get stuck in the abdomen.

I have a girlfriend I have been dating for a long time, and recently met her mother.
Her father is just an officer. A former military and very fun man.
So just then her ancestors went to the country for 3 days and she invited me. well I
I bought wine, candy and rubber thinking about continuing communication at night. Sitting and drinking for a while.
And I have to say that the girl I love very much makeup to use...
At eight in the morning, a bell knocks on the door. I stand up from a little bitch in the trousers and look for something to throw, and
I put my feet in the girl’s pink boots and open the door. There are her ancestors.
The scene is silent, her mother has OO eyes, and her father is silent, and then says:
Oh well Annie. Without makeup, you are not like yourself.
I was fifth out of the hood.

Here every one of the here fasting most often declares what he is "All in white, and all around pidarasa";
I recently found an interesting idea:

“Normal people are slowly judged with roadmen, with JECs, with menta, with wretched officials, with the AutoVAZ, after all...

If normal people were at least 10% of the population of Russia - 14 lam, that is, (it is at least 14 million). The situation would be a scrap, but corrected, since "these bad people" would be more expensive to judge, spend money on lawyers and pay compensation than to normally work.

Is it hard to organize such a flashmob??? and"

I think you are "good people" and :)

from news
Three-year-old girl bought an excavator at an online auction

It is that when the parents of Pippi Kinlan were going to bed, the girl approached the computer and started playing with the mouse and keyboard.
In the morning, the mother of the child Sarah read an email from the New Zealand online auction Trade Me: "Thank you for buying the excavator from Kobelco. I hope you like it" The letter also the cost of the purchase - 20 thousand New Zealand dollars.
Sarah first asked her husband Reid why he bought the excavator.

“I imagined my wife coming to me in the morning and saying what a fucking thing I bought the excavator!
They have tough kids.)

Today was... I walked through the street of a small town, crowded with all kinds of rumors like Gypsies, Uzbeks, etc. I noticed how two gypsies aged 16 years old, not afraid of anyone and anything around, openly demanded something from the old veteran. At first I did not attach much importance to it. But after one of the bastards pushed this veteran quite sensitively, I couldn’t withstand it. Remembering the boy in the resuscitation, who was beaten by the rapists on May 9, without unnecessary conversations, he approached and fucked the man who pushed the veteran to his mouth. In general, the situation is almost the same, with the only difference that these bastards have done me less harm than the bastards have done to that guy. The result - I sit at home with my hand tied (not a fracture) + a lot of sickness, bleeding, and so on. At the hospital, thank God, it didn’t happen.
I’m all about what’s offensive. And it is a pity for those people who went to death, defending their homeland. It’s a pity that many people are scratching them now. Scary for the future. If this is happening now, what will happen in 10, 50, 100 years? Think about...
P.S And I don’t care that some people are tired of quotes without humor.
P.S to P.S Thank you Tom for a nice word. The young man.
by P.P.S. Don’t be surprised that the fools beat me so easily – I’m only 15 years old, I don’t play sports.

Let’s say to the developers of Diablo 3 that their promise to release the game in the spring has not been fulfilled. Otherwise, your diplomas, eggs and exams would cry. and ;)

I propose to recognize the BOR as a media! and more))