How did you spend the holidays?
AI: server remotely crashed - I am afraid to go to work

The director of the bus goes out to the factory parking lot, where there are thousands of newly cooked jiggles and, shaking his hands, pronounces: "According to my will, by my will, ride the weddar yourself!

In the last year, two, I have often met phrases with regard to Germans such as: "We made you 45". I think only those who did have the right to say so. Most speakers, if not all, are like children. Nihren they would not have done if they had to fight now. Although I am not a supporter of the USSR, I consider that generation to be much stronger and more desperate in the struggle than the Europeanized generation today.
It is the word "dollbow".
Plus who agrees.

It was necessary to remove the size of the advertising module in the magazine. There was no ambulance in the department and I went to the secretary, well, and I think of the mayor. The secretary, as always, has half of our female collective. I am not paying attention to our clowns gry her "Give her a line", she "Why do you?", "Need!"-gry. She gets the ambulance, gives it to me and I go to the sorting room that is right next door. Only when Sassal understood what it looked like from the side. The man took the ambulance and went to the sorting without explanation. When I went out looking at the floor...

"Coca-Cola – and everything gets better... "
The Nifiga! Computer and everything gets better.
The Nifiga! Ketchup and everything becomes food!

Man from chat: I am at work) Who are you working for?
Skr: I work as a boss
Man from chat: Ogo )) Even so )) What does the company ))
Skr ensures the physical security and financial independence of the boss.

Did you play in Silent Hill?
Yes, my mom all the parts passed, and I played the current in the third 5 minutes, and in the fourth 10... the nerves were not enough!
xxx and her mom.
yyy: ah, she still passed Stalker, Duma, Wolfenstein, i.e. what else, and Cold Sam
xxx: o_o




Tell me a girl’s phone, I want to have such a aunt))))

Thinked well?

Manny
Fuck to lol.
Manny
I am a brother! 11
Manny
Starting a report on YES.
Manny
I went to Wikipedia and entered.
Manny
Scotland
Manny
There is history and there is everything.
Manny
About this country
Manny
I pressed the button "English" and here’s the report for you.)
The Metzgermeister
Blessed
The Metzgermeister
I am stupid muddy.
The Metzgermeister
I went hanging
Manny
Did you make a report? = D
Der Metzgermeister (14:52:27 4/05/2008)
Third day transportation

I shaved in the morning, got the cream after shaving (my gave), pressed - nothing, again pressed - zero! Again, again, and sooner... Here he is like a whirlwind...
He didn’t even get rid of it... He didn’t get a man like that...

by Jane Lane:
We were on the highway in the car at that time. Water just out of the cage! The carpenters clean the glass for a tenth of a second, nothing is visible, and it is simply impossible to scream.
So here we go, and ahead of us is the TREEEEESH.

by Jane Lane:
I hadn’t had such a brain opening for a long time.

by Jane Lane:
In such a rainfall, where it is impossible to drive a working pollution machine

You are stupid.
The working irrigation machine during the rain, when the road dust and dirt is wet, washes it to the edge of the road. The most effective time to clean the road.
How do you wash your dishes? Same with the crane, wow?

(In Novosibirsk last week it was snowing.)

Snow runs around, let-a-et, let-a-et
He is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the

Dad, and he is strongly over 30, decided to remember the fighting youth and break up in the first quack with his own son, who is almost 15. Duel up to 30 frages.
Number 29:28 in favor of the son. Dad’s cell phone is turned off. And here my mom calls.
Mish, are you at home?
The Son: Ah, Mom...
Come down, I am coming in.
Son: Ah... parsec... just knock your ass ;)
A second pause.
Mom: Well, both of you run to me, or both of you tear my ass!! to
Dad, he cries loudly so that his wife can hear him: Shab-Niggurat, have mercy... I blaspheme all your limbs...

Hearing a dialogue of a guy with a girlfriend in a stove store

She: Well, like you (applying a pink coat on herself)
You have a great taste.
She: then cut off the rotting fool!

Drugs Connor
How much time?)

Neverminder
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Drugs Connor
Oyaeb

Neverminder
Sorry, I’ve always wanted to answer that.)

Neverminder
Half a second, what? : 3

XXX is
What do you think?
YYYY
Well, I sit on a chair, put my elbow on my knee, my beard rests on my fist... and I think...

DoDGY: Lutschep did not say that on May 4 we work on Friday... We would just say we work and all... But what a heroic Friday, after which Monday...

Call to the service of the mobile operator:

Hello girl, is it true that your employees are rubbing your ass with MTS leaflets?

Demirgy: Here we recently accidentally encountered a train "Moscow-Vladivostok", so it is written (seriously so, solidly, for the whole car) "Moscow-Vladivostok. 40 years on the road!" We even took pictures :)

arthem >> Annotation to the program on uaget:

USBThief is a unique program. It is able to copy passwords from any PC (under Windows operating system), including license passwords! That is, you inserted the flash drive into the victim’s computer and in 30 seconds you have all the “secret” information on the flash drive.
This program is recognized by antivirus as a virus. There really is no virus.

Is it possible to trick the communicator, during the warranty period, so that the examination recognizes a failure due to the fault of the manufacturer?? to

Steep it with oil, come to the store, complain that it doesn’t work.
when they are asked to look and take in their hands and maybe he will fall, due to which the subdued body will collapse itself