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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4796
 05.05.2008
I have always tried to respond appropriately to things, but when at 4 a.m., the cell phone rings and a Caucasian voice at the other end of the tube says: “Where do you call?”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4795
 05.05.2008
On the website of sale B, in the car:
Additional information :
Buy me, I did a plastic surgery (restyling under 94gv.I eat a little 6-7 to 100 (new spray) I observe the figure (oil do not eat) with shoes also no problems (new rubber (summer)) I long loved the Russian winters (heated the engine 220v)In a word, gentle, gentle and handsome.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4794
 05.05.2008
XXX I can give you a picture of my acquaintance.
xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
YYY Daphne
XXX I will find.
YYY ы) padraču)))
XXX fucking, I can't find, I'm better than you screenshots the movie with glucose vinyl XD
YYY fucking I ohuenny youth...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4793
 05.05.2008
Hahahahaha)))
Here you are mocking the man who published a quote about players dressed "under zero" - the type he burns many))...

This is still a shit, but many will praise me.)
In psychology textbooks it is written: the position "sitting with wide-spaced legs" means a lack of sex. This occurs in 97% of cases.

A happy journey together. and transportation!)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4792
 05.05.2008
I work with admin. A man came to me... a dialogue

Hi, she was bullshit.
- O_O
I am for laptops.
You are... who?
It is bullshit!
- O_O
Anatoly Bulavko!! to
God gave me a name.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4791
 05.05.2008
July
And we had fun, we sat next to the river, and in the background the Cologne Cathedral
BeSS
It happens
BeSS
In the fifty-fifth, we rested the same way.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4790
 05.05.2008
1: throw shop doors "more door".
2 of AGA.The director is Sauron.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4789
 05.05.2008
Never burn the flamingos. Never ever!! to

Boy, I really hate you!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4788
 05.05.2008
Thanks to people who are indifferent, we have a list of postal addresses of deputies of the Estonian Parliament who voted in the third reading for the destruction of the monument "The Bronze Soldier" erected in honor of the soldiers who fell during the liberation of Estonia from the fascist invaders:
mihhail.lotman@riigikogu.ee, olari.taal@riigikogu.ee, ken-marti.vaher@riigikogu.ee, andres.herkel@riigikogu.ee, tonis.lukas@riigikogu.ee, peeter.tulviste@riigikogu.ee, armo.leinatamm@riigikogu.ee, marko.mihkelson@riigikogu.ee
Please spread the list as widely as possible. Congratulations on May 9.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4787
 05.05.2008
Do you need wood for the printer too?
Yyy: Of course, in our time without wood you can not even fire.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4786
 05.05.2008
Russia, such a country where the church is separated from the state, the people from the

The church and the state from the people.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4785
 05.05.2008
Literature lessons in the rural school. The sixth class. The fantasy of

A free topic.

After the lesson, a teacher of literature enters the school and reads.

composition of the girl:



"We played with a girlfriend on the street, and then went to the forest. Suddenly started

Fascists came out of the forest. We were scared and hidden.

The fascists went through the village and gathered our teachers.

1st Hope of Petrovna

2nd Irina Antonovna

Three Sergey Pavlovich

4 is Valentina Ivanovna

5 is Ludmila Vasilievna

7 is Zinedine Ivanovich

8 is Svetlana Sergeevna

9 is Irina Andreevna

10 is Jeanne Petrovna

11 is Nina Vladimirovna

12 is Valentina Evgenievna

Thirteen Polina Victoria

14 is Ivan Nikolaevich

15 is Sophia Alexandrovna

Then they were all shot.”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4784
 05.05.2008
The most socially vulnerable layer of the population is the unemployed Moskvich.

According to statistics, the most robberies of premium-class foreigners occur

It is them.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4783
 05.05.2008
Perpetuum Cobele
Find out the mystery:
That it is black and white and red, can not unfold in the corridor.

dosya56@....ru (00:49:44 4/05/2008)
A drunk woman in black boots in a red coat and a white shirt!

Perpetuum Cobele
She is a nun with a spear in her neck.
But I liked your option even more.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4782
 05.05.2008
What is the name of a thing like a knee on a hand?
The elbow?
and yes! and =-)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №4781
 05.05.2008
Put the cable on the roof.Dark and the lamp is dull. During the work, the partner told striking stories about bombers who attacked from their backs, about slugs, etc. They talked and went on with the cable.And then they heard that someone was walking on the ceramite; listened, the lighthouse was devoted in all directions - no one. Well, I’m saying that more bombs will fly, they’ll blow our heads and they’ll eat us down. Only said this, as I got on the head - in the eyes everything bleached, I think everything... Khan us.. attack of bombs. Looking from the ceiling, the candlestick hangs and the bulbs blink so sinisterly. Attack of Ept.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4780
 05.05.2008
Status of the acquaintance in the ASA:

windows+pause; ctrl+tab; ctrl+tab; ctrl+tab; tab; tab; tab; space; tab; tab; tab; space; ctrl+a; del; Alt+F4; Enter; ctrl+shift+Esc; Alt; *left arrow*; *left arrow*; *left arrow*; *down arrow*; *down arrow*; *down arrow*; Enter...

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №4779
 05.05.2008
I’m in the electricity station of Moscow. Crossing the Moscow Sea. The electric drive is right on the shore. Along the coast there are fishermen, just crowds. Suddenly I see one of these types, lost to society, standing with a back to the transport, without distracting his enchanted gaze from the flood, holding his hand behind his back and telling the fact! He stood there until the electricity passed. Probably for electricians to scare their fish)))

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №4778
 05.05.2008
XXX is on the table.
No, only for the baby.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №4777
 05.05.2008
Did you congratulate Lesson?
Oh fuck, I forgot about it.
xxx and you?
YYY: I thought so, I’t give it anyway.

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