by 111:
According to an ancient Japanese legend, a man who has made 1000 scraps of paper can guess a wish that will be fulfilled.

by 222:
According to an ancient Russian legend, a man who has made 1000 scraps of paper can take a ride..." :(
by 111:
According to the practice, stretching from ancient times, the Russian man can get stuck in a flat place.

Oh, my daughter and I came up with the idea: when the Minister of Education goes to hell, he will write EGE on all subjects. Every day with new rules.
Good idea :) I will push it. People on the dark side will roast for a long time, then penetrate :) and start to have fun :)

What happened to bin Laden?
He drowned

I sit with my father in the room, my father is crawling in his nose.
Stop crawling in the nose!
A: I’m not curling my nose, I’m cleaning the air conditioning system.
I: You are the main, the exhaust pipe to start blowing now...

Q: If you add vodka to the fresh orange, will it collapse?

and AHA. He will turn his cocktail and sleep.

HHH: Are you here?
Tagged: almost
Tag: watching the movie
Porn is a movie?
XH: Yes
I mean, I watch a movie.

Vratmnelaps is any way a cat wakes me up in the morning.

I was on the catch today! First I ran on skis, then on my knees, then on the ice... Now I’m on an ambulance.

Discuss the video of how a man drove a salmon with a stick.

The man did not escape, he hid the bush.
SHULZZ: Ugu, and then jumped out of the bushes, gave pests to these comrades, took the mobile phone and put it all on the internet.

What was planted in the garden?? to
XXX The liver.

They Killed Bin Laden
YYYYYYYYYYYY

Stalin showed that a country can be governed by one man. Khrushchev has shown that anyone can rule a country. Brezhnev showed that the country can not be governed at all."
"United Russia" has shown that you can fuck the country.

The Food Waste Transformator (COT) is a small home factory for processing food into junk. It has built-in alarm, as well as the function of meeting the owner at the door and whistling.
It can have side effects of scratching wallpapers in unexpected places and spring involuntary alarms.

It would not be bad for the services in addition to the buttons "Sign Up" and "Log In" to add a third: "Fuck Off, just let me surf"

AZZELLO: PRIV, how is it?
Yesterday, Anja announced that she was getting married. The ring, all the things.
Azazello: And what?
Marussa: Well, we decided to point out this case. Ksyusha, Nina and Katya call their boys, on the phone explain why she is drunk. None of the guys in the hole (!) I did not drink! Xusha with her boyfriend argued, Katy's nervous breakdown, and Nina with her brother broke up.
Tagged with: hd

"In case of assassination of Osama, terrorists will blow up a nuclear bomb on the territory of Europe"

XXX: The kids are late.

Lack of minerals.

After the bouquet-coffee period, they usually count on the mine-cottlet.

Teleoperators are vampires.
Proof: They are not reflected in mirrors.
Have you seen at least once, at least in one film, that the main character looked in the mirror, and behind him stood a teleoperator with a camera?

Comments on the death of bin Laden:

Ben Laden: I am here
Forget me, you fool, you’ll find it on iPad.
They left after you...
They flew after you...
They sailed after you and ran away.
After you all went out people in white coats.
The Cocktails?
The cook!

Rambler’s news is pleasant.

According to Obama, the location of bin Laden became known last week, and he was killed on May 1. During the special operation, none of its participants were injured. andquot;
Bin Laden refused to participate in the operation.