Majakovsky V. V. “Hey the Onanians.”

The Onionists,
and cry out "Ura!"
The car of Ebel
are established,
to your service.
any hole.
up to
Before the castle
The wells!! to

Pornolab is working again XD

Your evil

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My husband and I want to have a little dog, that pudel.
He wants to call her Piska. What to do? =) is

to rejoice! My wife calls me so!

of interest:

Ural – the cradle of Russia.
Sergey Posad is the soul of Russia.
Moscow is the heart of Russia.
Does anyone know where Russians have their brains?? to

I know: the brains of Russia - the academic town of Novosibirsk :))

GOLD: I read that a new version of the Jaguar Gold cocktail has begun to be sold. Who knows where it is sold?
Tensi: household goods, department "household chemistry"

Dero: Praise the gentlemen for the fact that for the combinations Ctrl + C - Ctrl + V you do not need to switch the keyboard layout. For the others, of course, neither need, but for these two - celebrate.

XXX is Melting!
YYY :?? to
HH: It should have been so arranged...
I wanted to wipe out the knife from the wax with my fingers – I almost cut off a piece of my finger. I glued it back with a lipstick, there were no scissors at hand, I decided to cut the lipstick with a knife. Cut the other finger. I wrapped it in a leak and decided to cut it off.

About the 1st of May. I was once with Daddy at a demonstration, still studying in Shuola. The manufacturer decided to make me a compliment: "Oooo, and the daughter doesn't look like you at all, beautiful!!and "

The Poor Dad)

and

I am looking for a wife to give birth, to give birth, and to be silent.
Yyy: well...we and Leska don’t fit, we cry when we give birth...

X: Listen, is the race three? Mongoloid, Negroid or European?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Prototypes, prototypes and terrestrials

My 5 year old son asked me how he came up. I did not know what to answer. In the cabbage and straw son refuses to believe it. My brother replied to him, “Your parents downloaded you from torrent.” My son is pleased =)

from ZH
by Malkovich, Malkovich
A aunt in a tram calls to a neighbor — a young girl in a short shirt:
What is "Anonymous"?
Clearly confused.
In the sense?
What is "Annushka"?! to
The girl looks without understanding. An angry man turns to me:
What is "Anonymous"?
- "Anushka", "Anushka".
- "Annushka", "Annushka", - they start to kick everything around.
The girl turns her head in complete confusion.
Traffic A. Somebody is sorry. This is why "Annushka"
Did you think I was asking for your name? - superstitiously stated the aunt, seemingly intending to shame the young people who have fallen into trouble with the ignorance of Moscow words.
No, I’m just called Annie.
A-A, that’s why she was so upset! Indeed, wild: strangers suddenly begin to repeat your name in different voices. Even in this old form. There is something to get confused.
And me too! My aunt suddenly said. and smiles.
Spring on the street. The spring days.

Svetlana: How are you with the men?? to
I don’t need anyone, I don’t need anyone. We have complete mutual understanding.
It’s great ?

If the Terminator were in Russia, it would have failed under the asphalt, with our roads.

How do you tell her that she has a lot of saliva during a kiss?
Pretend that you are choking.

A manic is when you go and you are a manic, back is another manic, to the right is another manic, to the left is a mom, and you are without a hat.

From the PROMT translator website (section 'How to improve the quality of translation'):

"Our translator will definitely add a certain amount of humor to the translation of your text!"

Don't be a fool - give a man a second chance, don't be an idiot - never give a third.

I think I solved the mystery of two presidential terms in Russia ;)

No transparents, inflatable balls, no komsomolts, party, sludge, everything became rough, only vodka and may.Work will be tomorrow - today be happy!

What do we have for dinner, sweetheart?
Rolton, because the cute guy is cooking.

C momba in the questionnaire of a cute girl:
The Heterosexual Experience:
Where does this luxury come from in our time?