I went home, carrying a package of bullshit – a French baget.
To me from behind came a neighbor's dog walking in the yard and began to catch the bull with his fist. I heard it, turned around and asked him:
Where is Mom?
What a tired face he had!
He is "Lost"
Look for Mom!
And he ran to find "mama"...

I went out on Friday with my friends. I go to myself, cuddling. I see someone in the back.
But dressed decently, cute, and a nice policeman in the corner. Not scary at all. And here I remember,
When I got out, Lenka just called me. I got sick with her and forgot to turn off.
Well, I turned, of course, and ran home, free of charge on the spikes. It was funny that the man saw,
That I am running on it - knock out of me :-) Everything ended well, the apartment did not burn.

In the game Portal, Chell's main character ran in an orange coat. In the game Portal-2, she took off her coat and now runs in a white coat. Shut up, right?

<Chuchundra> Are you looking forward to Portal-3?

iron has a Curie point - when heated to a certain temperature it loses its magnetic properties. Explain to me, fool, how the earth's heated to several thousand degrees core, supposedly made up of that iron, creates the planet's magnetic field?

My son is 4 years old and has a toy phone.
The lights went on, turned off.
A child with a characteristic, painfully familiar, intonation: "Connection with satellites Established..."))

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Citizenship is a stable sexual relationship between a person and the state.
YYY: Legal
XXX: the first time was more accurate.

Damn I probably dreamed of something very interesting, if in a dream I removed the cushion from the pillow...

c) The script

Sdirit: there has never been a high opinion about the mental development of those who write in the elevators, but the inscription "the one who wrote it will get puzzles" made you think about it.

Ural – the cradle of Russia.
Sergey Posad is the soul of Russia.
Moscow is the heart of Russia.
Does anyone know where Russians have their brains?? to

[0:09:15] xxx: the previous 8 hamsters in her died
YYYYYYYY: Are you serious?
[0:11:31] xxx: yes
[0:11:37] xxx: alone she cut off her cheeks with scissors
[0:11:47] xxx: I wanted to cut my hair
[0:12:07] xxx: I thought cuts, and they were cheeks
[0:12:11] xxx: well fuck

In the end, their whole meaning lies in the fact that adult men fight to prove whose imaginary friend is the coolest.

I have four chemistry teachers.
I’ve been with her for two months, now she’s five.
to engage?
to pray.

Talk about the letter)

It’s just my little friend.
Cat: Little, you are talking...)))
I usually have friends a meter in height.
Cat: and this is a little less than a meter)
Cat: And he’s not complex about that?)
No, he’s worried he doesn’t have a girlfriend.)
Cat: Well help him.
I am always ready to give him a hand of help.

I have the feeling that some girls think of conscience as extra kilograms.

The socks stop hiding when washed, apparently at the moment when the boy turns into a man.
After washing in the same machine and drying on the same dryer, the husband's socks are always easy to break in pairs, and the sons for some reason always remain unmatched.

and biology. The teacher talks about nutrition:
There are things that should not be digested...
Vote from the last party:
For the rest, there is a master card.

The day started, I went out in the morning on the balcony to drink a cup of candy. I put it at the window. Here a whore flew, looked at me asleep, grabbed a candy, a fox, and flew away.

A police officer, who arrived on an anonymous signal, calls the police officer.
Knee, what is there for anonymous? People are sitting in nature, chilling!
Even without alcohol!
Yes you fucking.

Martin: Probably only in Russia on Labor Day is customary to arrange a holiday and rest.

SexIsMyLife: I’m so cultural that I even get a penis in my mouth with a fork