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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №46747
 01.05.2011
Astrologers have announced a week of William and Kate Middleton.
The number of girls who dream of marrying princes has tripled.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46746
 01.05.2011
Today came the freezer of the balcony, who drank enough, asked me and my girlfriend - who of us Vladislav?! Is it normal? )

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46745
 01.05.2011
My wife freezes the refrigerator. He finds something black and red in a three-litre bowl. I ask what it is. What she says "I don’t know, but with that I’ll make a cake". I adore her.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №46744
 01.05.2011
by Hotroad:
I am sick!

The RD:
But not me?

by Hotroad:
not you

The RD:
I like it.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №46743
 01.05.2011
Skill does not come with age, but with experience.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46742
 01.05.2011
Hour of Pick. Terrible weather, snow falls, traffic jams, at the stops, the routes have nowhere to climb. Our route of battle. Despite this, the driver is in a good mood, benevolent, correctly calls each stop, but there are no exits and we are quite actively moving forward.
A man with a girl in the back seat. The driver calls the stop, the girl screams - we go out! The car is embedded in the row for parking, the driver with great difficulty finds a place to stop, stops, asks who wanted to get out? After the pause, the girl claims that she made a mistake with stopping. The route, cramped by buses barely breaking through the road, spent ten minutes of precious morning time. The people stumbled. The couple laughed.
At the next stop, the situation repeats. The girl says she was joking. The couple twists with laughter, passengers are outraged - everyone to work, the driver tactically silences.
Through the stop, the hookouts get caught up for what to go out. The girl asks to stop. The driver announces a stop, slightly slows. And when a guy and a girl start to get up from their seats, touch and comment - I joke!
A pair with open mouths sits under the rust and hand-blowing of passengers. They were released at the stop. The girl offered not to pay, but the guy decided not to risk when he stumbled upon the disapproving eyes of the men sitting at the exit.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46741
 01.05.2011
I don’t understand why you all don’t understand why gas prices are rising.
This is elementary:
1st When oil prices rise, the pen is clear, since gasoline is made from oil, then gasoline prices should rise.
2nd When oil prices fall, oil owners have to raise gasoline prices to compensate for falling oil prices.
Three When oil prices are stable, gasoline prices rise because of inflation.
Who is not clear here?

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46740
 01.05.2011
Tell me, doctor, that’s okay: all girls like the vampire Edward of Sumerec, and I’m drawn from Sheldon of The Big Bang Theory.

It is just wonderful! We are at least two 😉

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46739
 01.05.2011
> William Arthur Philip Louis Mountbatten-Windsor invited 5 (five) former sludges to the landfill.
and gt;
Catherine Elizabeth Middleton has invited two (two) ex-boyfriends to the wedding.
and gt;
> All right now, there is nothing to worry about!!! to

They are members of my circle.
This is my member’s circle.
c) What a joke

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46738
 01.05.2011
The most unpleasant phrase I’ve heard in recent years has been "Hey! It is..."
From my hairdresser.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46737
 01.05.2011
My friend was traveling to Israel. Two years of love by letter.
Because of my inspection, the Jews delayed the flight for half an hour.
We are :???? to
Everything is fine, I just went:
1 Two pairs of horns: deer and salmon,
Dried brass leaves (the knight has problems with the kidneys)
Dried mushrooms collected by myself. and otherwise)
Well, a couple of mom’s talisman and amulets...
She was almost divided, well, the Jews heard what was wrong, and this simple Russian bride is going on a first date... with horns already.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №46736
 01.05.2011
ColdBlood(21:41:55 30/04/2011)
If your friend’s head is cut off, you’ll run away screaming NO!!! to the head or to the body?

[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46735
 01.05.2011
About the wedding photo of the British prince driving Aston Martin:

XXX: Ella or Ni Chi
Me too
He has cakes in pursuit.

yyy: he has an Aston Martin DB6 Mark 2 under his ass, and a princess on the passenger seat, so let him have some cockroaches on his pursuit...

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46734
 01.05.2011
and Sgt. Joker> ppc, watched the zombie. Why are advertisements so shit?
<mazahaka ©> maybe because of the baby?
and Sgt. Joker> five babies measure the pads, sing about their monthly and hell twist the ass of everyone in sight
<mazahaka ©> how can you trust a person who bleeds every month but does not die?
and Sgt. Joker> It seems we are rare chauvinist pigs, friend.
<mazahaka ©> yes, the main thing is that now no one knows about it, or we will be bitten :D

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46733
 01.05.2011
Whether Putin or Medvedev ignited: "We need to bring the scholarship to the subsistence minimum - 6000, that is, increase it by 2 times!"
I like their arithmetic 1000*2=6000

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №46732
 01.05.2011
<dracoša> Did you have sex?
<kpakadil> I had one. My friends told me about it the next day.
<drakoša> with another person?
<kpakadil> fucking Should it be with a man?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №46731
 01.05.2011
XXX: I and the girl broke up and I now have a manic desire to fuck any of her girlfriend)))
YYY: I fucked her two friends when I split up with her.
YYY: One truth before they split up
YYY: That’s why we split up.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №46730
 01.05.2011
<xxx> Religion as a member.
<xxx> If you have it, it’s okay.
<xxx> If you’re proud of what you have, that’s okay too.
<xxx> You just don’t have to fuck them all in sight.
<xxx> And even more so, you don’t have to force it into children.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №46729
 01.05.2011
The exclusive show of the first wedding night of Prince William will be broadcast tonight on the nightly television channel Ren-TV.
© Bridesmaids

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46728
 01.05.2011
Buying a magazine:
Give me "Power" and "Money" at the same time!

Oh, and I remember:
- "Truths" no, "Russia" sold, there is only one "Work" left!


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