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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №4676
 03.05.2008
Logic is a murder!!! to
I want three identical pink iPods.
Why are three the same???? to
She: well that on one there was calm music, on the second an easy alternative, and on the third a hard-core!!!!! to
I: Can’t you put it off one?? to
So that everything gets confused??? Nothing, thank you!! to
Take a look at different paparazzi!!! to
She: mmm... and this is a thought... although my idea is more rational!!!! to
I: No comments

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №4675
 03.05.2008
The Yandex weather:

Weather News
Los Angeles is on fire.
In the night of April 30 on Kuban synoptics forecast rain with graud
On Saturn again recorded a storm.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4674
 03.05.2008
I have repeatedly noticed that when projecting databases, the field "pol" is made bull. “true” means male and “false” means female.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №4673
 03.05.2008
From correspondence with the chief of the ASA.

Other
Now Light will make a ruble bill and invoice / invoice on EuroPrime and you will print them docks.... Without documents, don't let God go - I will take away ALL!!!! to

Betty Blue
Yahu will, Majin General!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4672
 03.05.2008
1arts: Are you so bold?
GNKD: Yes, I jumped up on people like you in Mario!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №4671
 03.05.2008
<xxx> and drink less
<yyy> ah, either you get drunk with your grandmothers or because of them...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №4670
 03.05.2008
In the flight instructions for the A319 in the speed restrictions section found the item:

Max window open speed (who is going to open it?200 knots

They are still laughing at us.)

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №4669
 03.05.2008
Support service in May:

The Horseshoe (1/05/2008)
N@Nowy people go on holiday let 3,141592duct into the forest((

The Horseshoe (1/05/2008)
Fuck the calls.

by Santos (1/05/2008)
And you, when you take the trumpet, say to you, 14 Go out into the woods; today is a feast.

The Horseshoe (1/05/2008)
HYYU

The Horseshoe (1/05/2008)
No.. better I turn on the porn and I will beat the phone and bring it to the speakers let them think that we celebrate)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4668
 03.05.2008
Unlimited internet has killed my childhood dreams of screws on which you can write everything you want and there will still be plenty of space.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4667
 03.05.2008
Excerpt from the press release of the Prosecutor’s Office of the Krasnoyarsk region from 30.04.08

The assailants acted harmoniously, they were linked not only by related ties, but also by a criminal past and as they thought a successful future in the form of material goods, although received through the hell machine of death. Hope was not fulfilled. They were caught too quickly and sentenced to three decades in prison.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4666
 03.05.2008
6YXAHbl4
Thus, even if the observer flies at the speed of two-thirds of the speed of light, he will still see that the light is running away from him at the same speed.
6YXAHbl4
It seems more understandable)
The Oligologist:
This explains my theory.
6YXAHbl4
About the drug addicts?
The Oligologist:
The first observer will be able to fly the current after taking the pill.
The Oligologist:
In the second, if the light began to run away from the sky, this is an atas.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №4665
 03.05.2008
111: I am afk
222: I also crawl
111: avay for kaking

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №4664
 03.05.2008
A five-year-old boy plays chess with his father. He was dissatisfied with the outcome of the game, now playing his version. He composed all the black figures and commented:
They gathered around the king and the queen to tell who threatened them. They were threatened by quick little pedestrians, but they put up laser guns and killed everyone who threatened them.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4663
 03.05.2008
Eddie: By the way, this is about your noisy comp, I have compressed air bubbles, I can just turn off your computer and take it to the corridor and blow it out. There is dust, and there is noise. Or it may be because of the fact that the screws inside the body somewhere broke out and began to drizzle )) There things then for 10 minutes A from the dust can eventually burn up, and as a result, and the mother, because. The coolers are clogged with dust and the cooling stops working. And if the plate burns, it's at least 200 bars new Do not neglect such important points as the pumping of the comp.)

Blonde by Officer

I thought he was more comfortable on the carpet.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4662
 03.05.2008
Nihil: I read Basha’s quotes on the rating... a fox. and quotation of norms, but how to fall on the plus when the quotation has a rating of 6666

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4661
 03.05.2008
She: It was necessary to wait so long for spring, a whole half a year, and then cry because of the fact that the slide split and, the snow is wet and dirty and so I will not learn to ski, and everywhere KAKASKI.One joy is soon summer.

Do you think there will be fewer cakes in the summer? They will just walk in shorts and shorts.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №4660
 03.05.2008
Today was held an on-line conference with the "main" haishnik city... Questions:
...
Question No. 36 (Resident of the city): I was stunned by a neighbor. I broke his wheel. I will have nothing for that, right?
...
Question No. 43 (Resident of the city): Again, the hamit (to whom I pierced the wheel) - I will knock out the front glass - let the hamit continue!
...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4659
 03.05.2008
Po4ka : and I have not seen my relatives for a couple of years... how they are interesting there, in the neighboring room... Oh_o

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4658
 03.05.2008
slip *gcp: I go home from the store today, overtaking the company of minors (there were 5 girls aged 14-16). I go on my wave and suddenly one of them catches me, and says that I am not in a hurry, and typically that I am not going to go if I shoot, there to the park. And she continues to say that she needs to change with someone urgently, or her girlfriend has changed her with another and she wants to change with someone urgently too - I say: with a girl to change? Why is she with a girl? I do not care! Then one of the friends runs up and says don't pay attention to her - she's a non-formal. And she replies, stupid, how much you can teach me that I am not a non-formal, but a bisexual!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4657
 03.05.2008
<xxx> I will be the leading TV radio program
<yyy> Lena Berkova also thought so

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