I asked a friend to take me with my son (6 years old). We go. by Oke.
We stop at the light. The son looks at the other cars and asks:
Why do we go in the luggage?! to

Talk about cats:
The cat smells from the mouth, what's the reason?
YYY: Well, that’s quite normal, he’s all licking himself – including his ass :)
xxx: I also have a lot of people at work who smell out of their mouth, but they can not lick their ass physiologically :)
There are also people from above. ;)

I didn’t tell you yet, but my cat is always following me, this little cat pitch goes with me to the toilet and the shower, so today I didn’t let him go to the toilet with me, and he sat next to the toilet. Well, so George (the neighbor) decided that Stason (the cat) was waiting for the turn and stood up after him, went out of the room Jonic (the second neighbor) and stood up for George, I fuck, I admire this fucking apartment.

Not often in the early morning you will encounter a half-naked boomer, coming out of the sewerage, who asks:
- Young man, and you will not tell when the heating will be turned off, or there below, it is hot like in the bathroom...
I hanged for a moment, and felt like him... I honestly didn’t know what to answer)