For the newcomers:
White bracelet is a sign of loneliness/active search.
You can buy it in Adidas (100p) or Eurosets (10p!!!)
Cheers, let everyone know.
ZY.Today was in the nearest Eurosite - any bracelets are but no white... bought something about O_O
My daughter (8 years old, passionate lover of Animal Planet) saved me today from a murder... We’re going with her in a traffic jamming in the car. Nearby is a reminded right-handed Japanese woman with a boy in a sports suit and a hat. Periodically he opens the door and tastingly spit on the road looking around the sides with a dull expression on his face. After the third time I was almost tired and I said loudly:
The next time he opens the door, I’ll knock him in the door.
The girl grabs me in the hand and says:
Don’t be nervous, the animals are also throwing the territory.
Indeed, "The mouths of the baby..." - the food...
and Grazhdanin.
<John_Doe> When Will Nuclear Fuel Cars Arise? Throw a few grams of enriched uranium into the tank of your machine – and ride for a lifetime.
<Owl> Good luck, it will not be long...
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I have a boy 5 years old took the second place in the area in competitions.So he goes to various circles and sections.And he will never come to the head to say:"You are here all to hide""I fucking slept""Papa goat" and etc. So get away from the naughty parents who are proud of this!
We will fight again!
Do you like Dinara Safin?
YYYYYYYYYYY
Dinara Safina is the world’s first racket!!! to
yyy: the first rocket in the world is Topol-M!
and Friday. We have an alcoholic theme. I drink only drinks on the letter S - champagne.
The shaman...
The shop!
In the morning, Bentley was driving in front of me. I learned to sneeze and sneeze without closing my eyes.
I love my work.
Among the greeting cards given to me by Chinese students, my favorite is the one I received on my birthday in the first year of work:
“Dear broker! “We’re going to take you, Madam your mother!”
c) Kyrgyzstan
Small weaknesses require the biggest money investments.
by Yuri Tatarkin
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History from the United States, even hit the newspapers: a huge wedding for 300
of man. After the ceremony, during the celebration,
The newlyweds climbed the podium and approached the microphone to pronounce
Speech to gathered guests. He said he would like to thank everyone.
for the fact that they came and for support during the wedding, especially those
Who came from far away. I would like to thank my family and
the relatives of the bride for the fact that they gathered, and the tests for the organization
Such a wonderful wedding. I would like to thank everyone for the gifts and
all they did, and said what they wanted to prepare for everyone
A special gift for yourself. Under each chair.
He glued the envelope. He said it was a gift for everyone and asked,
Everyone opens the envelopes.
Each envelope contained a 8×10 image.
A witness who had sex with the bride. youthful
He suspected the two men and hired a private detective for a few days.
weeks before the wedding he conducted an investigation.
Then the newlyweds stood on the podium for a few more minutes, watching
the reaction of the assembled, after which he turned to the witness and said "F@ck
“You,” then turned to the bride and repeated “F@ck you,” and then turned to the girlfriend.
To the overwhelmed guests: “I’m coming down from here” and went out. immediately to the nearest
The husband filed for divorce on Monday.
While most couples after receiving this information
He would immediately break all relationships, this man went through everything.
Preparations for the wedding and ceremony did not happen. His revenge
The parents of the bride paid $35,000 for a celebration of 300
The guests. He informed everyone about what had happened. But the best part
It turned out that he ruined the reputation of the bride and the witness in front of him.
all their friends and family in full composition (parents, brothers, sisters,
Grandchildren and nephews etc. P is
Steel nerves and iron eggs
The phrases "Everything in life should be tried" and "Once not a pudding"
invented by the same person.
xxx: Today I needed a working power unit... and they are living and dead together in our box. And on every inscription "The Worker" or "The Body".
xxx: I squeeze my hand into the box, get the power unit, stick in the inscription made by my handwriting, "Blue"... in full swing I turn the block and read on "Patamuşta Dead"... 0_o
XXX: I wonder in what state I wrote it?
She says, “Write me what you have never written to anyone before.
It is: cribs of beets.
Yesterday I and my wife (g) watched the performance of Bilan.
Why does Balan keep his hand on the eggs all the time?
I – he’s putting his voice.)
XSIT (20:54:01 19/05/2009)
Are they red?
asakura hao (20:54:46 19/05/2009)
Heroic photocopy, the effect of red eyes
XSIT (20:54:59 19/05/2009)
On the cheeks?
asakura hao (20:55:08 19/05/2009)
splashed
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With white bracelets.
I read here that only men will wear clothes and will roast over each other. You are mistaken, I have already seen a girl with a white bracelet on her left hand, she was on the bus, the city of Tomsk, and he clearly did not fit her clothes, and was very outstanding, I go out for a date with her in a couple of minutes, I am very worried, even if nothing works, then I will at least try.
Someone will roast, and people who need it, let it be a little bit, but this little thing will help them take a small step.
I didn’t want to get the best, I just wanted to share the joy. I drowned everything. I want to buy more flowers.
Dear teachers of morality, great you human "WE SHOULD SHOULD"!!!! to
<sweet> guys...why does my search engine not work?
<DesmondHuem> switch off Kaspersky
<sweet> is not
<Eligorko> set up and off
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Hello, where are you from?
HE: Hi.. I am with the most beautiful, third from the Sun planet of the solar system, the galaxy "milky way".
She is super. I have long dreamed of meeting an alien.
ONE: Hmm... similarly (and from which planet then you are?)
and XXX:
Well, seriously, let you need a homeowner:
Eating to cook
2 cleaning
Three things glowing
OOOU :
Let me...
and XXX:
I am in command, I am in command. I have no week.
and XXX:
I wore my shirt this morning.
Wow, I agree with you...)
and XXX:
My mistress had breakfast, and she would die of jealousy to me, that I have you. such economic
Fuck to Fuck!!! to