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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №98504
 28.05.2014
Pchel-Kin: We have a new employee at work, his name is Abdulrahman, a good person, but I can’t work that way, every time I speak to him by name I can’t help but talk about myself in addition Ibn Hattab... otherwise discomfort for half an hour is provided to me... and :(

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98503
 28.05.2014
A Swedish Aftonbladet article that Signal violated the rules of disqualification: “First, he appears on the stands with all the means of communication, as if from an old film with James Bond. With hidden headphones, a microphone and God still knows what (...)"

Commentary :
He also had a joystick in his hand with which he managed the team. Like a computer game.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98502
 28.05.2014
The satellite is the world’s first search engine that, on requests of ‘moist chicks’ and ‘hot peppers’, issues wet animals and baked vegetables.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98501
 28.05.2014
Today, the first thing I read, immediately after waking up, was a stream of unconsciousness flowing out of my man at the second hour of the night.
XXX is
Pu Zoo
XXX is
P-Uzo
XXX is
Pu Zinoviy Ondatrovich
XXX is
Pu Z.O.
XXX is
Paphnoty Ulyakayevich Zo
XXX is
P.U. ZO
University of Sibelman-Ortega
XXX is
Give me
Damn, o
goldy
The child!
XXX is
The master of Umama stuck naked
XXX is
It is surprising! A noble monkey has a flat ear! Thus, the discussion of the problem of the drying of grain crumbs had previously informed the nobles in mind with symbolic rites. It is calculated: in rabbits, the appetite has increased before, but the appetite controls the smell definitely.
XXX is
by Puzo. Everything is in your hands.
XXX is
In man everything should be beautiful: and thoughts, and soul, and pulse.
XXX is
Look at Puso

Further, references were made to the etymology and historical facts about the pulse.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98500
 28.05.2014
I did not resist! In this fairy tale:
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In some models of air conditioners are installed above the windows or in the windows themselves.
My wife is normally worried.
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The salad! A new secret weapon! Targeting the salad. Something in the middle between a trebuche and a catapult. There is a significant disadvantage: hitting the enemy, at the same time supplies him with supplies.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98499
 28.05.2014
nioliz: Have you heard the news? -- It turns out, Zhirinovsky journalist offends and was generally so evil because Zirkadin consumes =))) He apparently mocked him in terrible amounts and for life! and ;)
Kirill: The circadian, do you say? Probably a clown.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №98498
 27.05.2014
We are against the oligarchy.
Three months, Maidan said
Who will remember it now?
The Provocator and the Moscal

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98497
 27.05.2014
to this:

What are the benefits of virginity?
and hermeticity.

and UGU. And the monthly blood of virgins accumulates until it breaks them in half. Download and read the book "Sex for Tea Tree". by RTFM!

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98496
 27.05.2014
here here :

In an inexhaustible pile from the vastness of this "forum": "we were stuck in the road from evening to deep night because of the fires".
Your disgusting philosopher.
__________________
Do not fuck! A philologist will never put a tail here after "Your"!!by 11

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98495
 27.05.2014
Previously, when I saw stories about people who depended for some time on the form of an unusual inscription, I did not especially believe in these stories and considered them exaggerated. But today, when I saw the big-lettered phrase “RUBE BOX” on a large advertisement in the city center, it took me a few seconds to realise that it was a real product, not the name of a doll store.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98494
 27.05.2014
and nearby:

............................

The cat, surprisingly, does not need to earn money for food, as by nature it is able (and even should) to catch meat. And the companion above hinted, apparently, that even a man (a woman), if you treat her as a cat, will not be so flattered and flattered.
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Divided the shit. It has long been known:
If you pick up a hungry dog on the street, bring it home, warm it up and feed it, it will never bite you. This is the fundamental difference between it and man." Mark Twain

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №98493
 27.05.2014
I go to the pharmacy.
111: Do you have a bank for analysis?! to
222: Do you want for feces or urine?
111: What is the difference?
222: For feces with a spoon.
(This is the voice from behind): A, for the urine with the tube!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98492
 27.05.2014
Krasov: It seems that the banner on the main page of Google is composed by Russians. My grandfather had such a distinctive calendar, there too every day there was some absolutely unknown reason to mention he knows what.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98491
 27.05.2014
A cake and a vase of eggs saved me from eating such a nice piece of salt with onion and watermelon for the night.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №98490
 27.05.2014
They lived in the woods for four days in tents. According to the forecast, it is the sun, then the rain. I was pulled to the parking lot last and I got a place for the tent on the top of the hill - on the far side, the rest stood up in the bedroom. I pulled a tent, two clothes, ropes and offered to stretch it all over the parking lot so that the water could flow along the edges. I was bordered with my rack proposals, got the moth of their rope (50 meters), another tent ("far better and more expensive than your shit"), stretched the rope around the perimeter of the parking lot and placed their tent and clothes. My "gone-tent" was put on the roof for wood - and that's fine. My hints that it is better from the sun to stretch, and from the rain better, nevertheless, the house simply ignored. It rained - the structure began to hang and flow on the junctions. The city collapsed - it almost broke into the fire at once. The whole crowd grabbed the drainage with false means, held the tents in their hands, periodically spilling the accumulated water from them until everything was over... "Listen to the woman and do the opposite". The fire saved. The wood too. Washed it all. Silence went into the tent. Up there :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98489
 27.05.2014
In the news:
Zhirinovsky insulted the journalist because of the drug "Zirkadin" prescribed in the clinic.

"Circus of Adin" - as if for Zhirik and invented, he has been sitting on the march for a long time

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98488
 27.05.2014
About 220 soldiers of the Ukrainian army were sent to a skin-venerological dispenser after "rest" with two residents of the Kherson region. This is by %%"

Is it not a lot, 110 people for one girl?))))))))))))))

It is enough for girls to seduce one soldier. Then they themselves.

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98487
 27.05.2014
I will remove this:
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Online advertising of napalm: children's wheelchairs (sales) - Give your child a happy childhood! and biscamentary.
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Man, you are stupid. Happiness is different for everyone. For a disabled person to get out of four walls is much more valuable than another fucking toy for a healthy person. There is no way to do without a good wheelchair.
Nobody in the advertisement does not offer these wheelchairs to be used to raise the healthy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98486
 27.05.2014
A man is a woman who sits on a tough diet.
“Dear, when I talked about the perfect female figure, I meant that the chest should fit in the palm, not the tip.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98485
 27.05.2014
<diagnoz[wrk]> pl, again snow falls
<diagnoz[wrk]> end of May
<sterkh> we have agreed with nature
<sterkh> when to stop drinking - it will be warm)
<diagnosis[wrk]> what is it? Will there be no summer?

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