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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4556
 01.05.2008
WiseDragon: I’ve already ordered my grave.
Jan : Why? Are you seriously sick? = 0 0
WiseDragon: and there will be written under the name. User is offline.
This is a fool.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4555
 01.05.2008
by Dmitry:
Industrial music is not played on live instruments. If you can’t play music on live instruments, it’s not music.
I don’t think this is a case where you need to be in the forefront.

Laki is:
Ho-ho... I can take you a video of how the industrialists play.

by Dmitry:
Remove the synthesizer and what will happen?? to

Laki is:
Why clean the synthesizer?

Laki is:
Second, there will be two more synthesizers.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №4554
 01.05.2008
Down with crazy innovations. Pick up to the top!

I suggest if they do not cancel do not do but simply abstain from bashe for a day, for example.

So if there are no changes for the better until May 4, then on May 5 we will not go to the tower. Advertisers and Advertisers!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4553
 01.05.2008
Other Iwakura:
Chuck Palanik was a fool... He thought that in order to create a revolutionary brigade it was necessary to attract many people with the opportunity to fill someone with a moustache, and then make these people monkeys... But he wrote his book not at the time and in the wrong place... In our time in Russia, in order to create a revolutionary brigade, you just need to have an imagination, to describe what you want people to do, in a funny anecdote and send them to the tower... And if people are interested, then the next day this stupid action will be repeated by millions of thoughtless monkeys... All... I came up with a plan for a coup of power...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4552
 01.05.2008
glamurny
A lot of leeches =)

3,14159265358979
It’s a shit. ?

glamurny
I am a philanthropist.

3,14159265358979
Damn to fuck))
I also have a 2nd Friend's Tank on my way.

glamurny
By the theory of probability that I know, unlike some, you have no chances against me.

3,14159265358979
According to the theory of woodworking, which I do not know, you have no chances against Friendship 2.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4551
 01.05.2008
xxx: I was silent in the subway today so stuck... straight
Eggs on the legs and everything.
XXX: I am a little girl
Yyy: then head on the eggs

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4550
 01.05.2008
<Ghost> here the days our installers connected the subscriber
<Ghost> but the admin did not appear, and could not open the inet
<Ghost> the subscriber was very eager to get injured, and was angry
<log> The Greek sky is our )
<log> or I )
<Ghost> our installers kicked into the browser and a website with gay porn opened from the cache
<log> to make
<log> to step up
<Ghost> the subscriber immediately signed the dress
<Ghost> and dust conductor installation

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4549
 01.05.2008
Light: #vzletka – who knows how to photoshop? I need to help a beautiful girl.
[01:02] Vitamin: a beautiful girl does not need photoshop :-)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4548
 01.05.2008
What has arrived. Probably everybody has it - I see a long quote, then I will not read it, because it is probably gamma. And I scroll down and here the hook - the confirmation of the hypothesis - at the end of the quotation of the reference - "on the top". The pistol

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №4547
 01.05.2008
She
Today is a celebration.
He is
Which?
She
It’s a valpurgious night ?
She
All the witches fly on the shabbas, combine with the devil.)
He is
O_O
He is
Don’t wait at home today? and ?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №4546
 01.05.2008
X: Balin... All the prizes were given, but I didn’t...
A: The reason?
X: I’m probably working hard.
Q: Make the conclusions!
X: I will work more heroes!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4545
 01.05.2008
<xxx> how did you go? "is the telco" not wiped out? =) is
<yyy> още писдец... me drunk like a donkey, did not get nikuya)) angered, threw a bushy f door... phonit beginnings))Well, our brabanšteg, says the type, we will find out, we will see... melt, on education he radio, scuco, mechaneg..!" and the monsoon so good... the first thought-drinked... then-pessadato I play, hule... all in the shower, jaw on the floor... it turns out, this piece of tree, the chatt not so namudril and my BASUHA caught the radio... rjem already the second day...
<xxx> thumbs up... =)
<yyy> I am very interested... and radio mechanics from all radio receptors can do?))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №4544
 01.05.2008
A colleague's nephew loves painting and he just pushed and printed them out of the injection so as not to buy them, and one day someone came to the mind with the idea of opening them in painting... but... the next day we sit and don't work...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4543
 01.05.2008
The sun, greetings to you! I gave it great!!! to
He says: I congratulate you. I am a glacier. "The Red Carpet" He is soaked.
She said, “Better would you have given me your member, rather than all kinds of slugs.” We have not had sex with you for a week since this crazy session.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4542
 01.05.2008
> I know, after all, but here on the shelf under the rear glass in the chess is a coat, military or police, then
> it becomes clear that the officer is driving the car. But what to assume the cad on the rear shelf lies Darth Vader's helmet?

Dart_Vader: The Real Dart Vader helmet will never shoot
Micha: But what to assume when a rubber cock lies on the rear shelf?
Darth Vader does not wear a helmet.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №4541
 01.05.2008
Fuck the pps.
Rabbit: What is it?
Shane needs a gift.
Miron: We decided to buy him a baseball gloves and a ball.
A type of everyone...
The Rabbit: Class
Are you looking for rabbits?
Miron: In short, except for bits in our country, nichuya is not sold.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №4540
 01.05.2008
I’ve tried almost everything in my life. Apart from drugs.
I’m afraid to ask, what does it taste like?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4539
 01.05.2008
Federer of Tennis. The ATP tournament. and Rome. The Challenger. Clay.
The curve v. by Lammer M.

Who has ideas?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4538
 01.05.2008
and suz:
Hi Tanja! by Kissing
The Masha:
What?? to
and suz:
That fucking fucking...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4537
 01.05.2008
Steph: When I was a child, I called the fairy tale of the grandmother very seriously "the fairy tale of the grandmother".

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