A super-optimist is someone who, even in the ears of the shit, does not disappoint, but playfully and dumbly cries.

I know this.
It was as if it had been before that people were sitting in the cart to get to the next village, long drive. In the end, they were sitting in the woods. There were many such cases, and not only in these places.

It must have been with the mushrooms. The mushrooms tried to taste, then ran on the pine.

This is what higher education leads to.
On the information board
List of exams and examiners
For 3 courses of chemical faculty:
Physical chemistry - Borisov I.M.
Chemical Technology - Bosunova M.V.
Chemical foundations of life-activity - Shapelevich S.S.
Pedagogy - Samigullin I.M.
Medicine by Gregory House M.D.
Even the dean came to see and laugh.

Conversation in the clinic with the doctor:
Did you eat anything today?
I: Yes...
Doctor : What?
Coffee and an unfortunate sandwich.
Why is he unhappy?
I: Because I ate it.
Doctor: But that is the purpose of the sandwich life! He must be happy!
I: Not every sandwich is smart enough to realize its true purpose.
Doctor of O_O

Smoke (13:39) :
I have Sanka now speaks English, asked to translate the title of the topic for the composition in 250 words. I translated, in 5-7 minutes I scrolled the composition, scrapped the text file on the server in the network, went to another department, downloaded the file, recorded the girl on the phone, scrutinized me, opened the word mobile, scraped the entire text in sms (6 scratches of text for 3 sms = 18 sms). The result: in 12-15 minutes the girl writes a nicky composition, while the rest of the audience, crawling in the nose, thinks about what to write.

The advantages of life in our age of high technologies :D

by Zy. When adding this quote the verification code - many drachmae (many battles in May!!?!? O O O O

G: Let’s make a fucking bunch of money and buy a fucking bunch of useless things.

T: I support, I love useless things

T: and you can also grant grants for the invention of unique non-biological useless things

G: Give me a grant

G: When I was five years old, I put a button to a piece of soap.

They do not give - it is when at work in the toilet you scratch, and he starts to get up.

A friend in Turkey in a bar in completely broken English says to the waitress: Give me to the burr and to the cocktails mohito...
Do you want a dark or light beer?

The spleen in the navel arises from the friction of clothes on the hair on the stomach. these hairs are directed to the umbilic, poetic pieces are formed in the umbilic. This was told in discovery puzzles.

Let people see it.)

The karate history.
I was fired yesterday, asked for cuts, etc. And so on, I took a bottle of beer with grief (unfortunately) eating in the bus, listening to the player, drinking beer, not touching anyone. Here someone ticks me on the shoulder, I see my aunt what she wants, I take off the headphones, gry, "yes, what do you", and she "brbrbr, how can you? In the bus? Intelligent people do not do so....." and bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

I go on the bus! The bus driver screamed.

Someone who recently discovered "the sims":
xxx (18:03:16 19/05/2009)
How about Sima?
yyy (18:03:50 19/05/2009)
An unrealistic fight.
They say girls are playing it, I’m fucking fuck. How they play it.
IL 2 attack aircraft in control more understandable than these sims

Excerpt from the review of the hentai release:
"... watching a movie increases the tone, extends the penis, enlarges the anus"

We are all smart until we begin to do stupid things.

A friend who lives in Helsinki has a cat. Even the cat. if
My memory doesn’t change, Kamchatka bobtail. To be honest, before
I thought the Bobtails were dogs... at the end of the day, the athletes... the animals.
This breed is much larger than ordinary cats, the tail from nature has
Short, almost like the rice, and the wool has a light red color.
So one day, my husband, a little son and a cat went on a trip.
A weekend in Estonia on an island. They came and found a pit at the water.
have settled. The son started to build a fortress on the sand, the parents put
a tent, and the cat moved into the coastal bushes for hunting. through
For some time, a group of Estonian youths appears on the bench. They
approach adults and tell them excitedly (accent think yourself):
"You do not let your child go far, because there, in the bushes, he walks.
The child rises. We drove him with the bottles, but now he can come.
“Mom...” The hostess takes a step forward and says: “His mother is already
Here is...!”

Have you heard? The dollar is falling.
and no. He is sitting before the jump.

A woman sent a text message today: for...whether these are Jehovah’s Witnesses! Print me a necronomycone and I’ll distribute it to them.

<a> You've coolly invented this to twist to the maximum of everything, including a wheelchair, and to put a blast on the sound of a greeting, super idea
<b> Do you want to get rid of it? :D
<a> you still don’t know how. To sum up, you owe me the new columns, and my mom the two plates that she broke out. Plus, considering that the neighbors have been quiet for a very long time, they owe their grandmother, the old journey ended.
<b> black

features of online gaming in the lock - comes out of the box head and screams up: "Sanya, yollm, baffney already!"

The bears and bears don’t run anymore. Soon in fashion will come "Translation of Fish!" and "YAHWEH!"