We are all categorically in favour of privileges for the elected people, but only one is the right to go to heaven without a line.

I want to be a slave owner so that the slaves can work for me.
YYY: They landed...
xxx for what?
Yyy: for slave possession, it is criminal liability
I will open the IP!

XX: My colleagues are just crazed. A month ago, I quarreled with them about the tea bar: no matter how you go into the kitchen, the tea bar is empty. I said, I drank the teaspoon - pour it again. After a month, they adjusted to leave exactly one cup in the tea bar. I still have to swallow.

Why can't there be a gun in the house of a Jew?
Could he only have a rifle?

All night in her dream she escaped from a jelly-shaped, changing shape monster. In the morning, the daughter forced her to play with her in plasticine.

ZZZ The Ministry of Health of the Russian Federation is currently working on a bill on the donation of organs, parts of human organs and their transplantation (transplantation), which introduces the concept of will to become a donor. ...
But who will decide that the patient is "preferably alive (dead)" is not specified in this document. Take care of your spare parts.

YYY and what to take care of. Alcohol and tobacco do their job. Therefore, transplants will not be given alive.

XXX is similar. Are they fed my cirrhosis liver, procured lungs, beer-trained kidneys and weakened heart muscle? Let the athletes be happy :)

vvm
This is because of the massive broadband internet:
There were 5 million connections in 2006 and 11 million in 2007. What happens to us in 2010? The number of broadband connections reached 29 million households, what happened to the Russian movie rental this year? We have received 15.4%, that is, since 2010 the cinema has

And he’s right, Mikhalkov and the connectors in the opera. Previously, phone calls were ordered. Telegraphs were sent. Letters were written. The newspapers. Now what is happening.

Locky
Send these contacts to OPP! Killed at the root of the jam business, falls!!by 11111

Elena: I saw here that the pharmacy sold packs of condoms of 12 pieces and as a gift 1 hygienic towel. Asked the seller: "Why the towel?" The answer killed: "Well, to wipe out the sweat from the forehead"!!!))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
As long as all 12 are dressed, will you get tired?

I looked at your photos and realized I was a lesbian.
This is the most offensive thing I’ve heard from a girl.

Pembrock: Why should I start a conversation so that the department of physics understands that it is better not to contact me? To drop the saliva and put off the pants?

Google on wheels is already in your city.
Google on wheels is already on your street.
Google on wheels already photographs your home.

Have you waited a long time for an important call and won’t be called? Bite the cake!

XHHH: Hello, say the number of Nasti, or I lost!and ((
Hello, the same
I am =))

Entertainment in the SPB:

"Do you already know where to go tomorrow in Peter?"

XXX: Go to work

I needed transportation assistance, agreed with a companion who has a car, I call him at the appointed time:
I: Hi, what are you doing?
T is drinking.
I: Oh, what do I do now?! to
Drink too.

If I were to come, would you not feed me, drink me, and sleep me?

Noah, I’m back home :D

I think people have forgotten how to get KDE under FreeBSD.

xxx: I came across an article about twins. Among the twins, every fifth is left-handed, while among the right-handed the left-handed is twice as small.
XXX: How is it?

Yesterday I said to my wife in the presence of a seven-year-old son:"You went to the neighbor’s house, you will rest there, and I will help him to dig (in the sense of crawling the garden)".
Son immediately "I will also dig" and in a second to me - in a conspiracy tone: "What will we look for?"

What does the cat do?
The cat is sleeping
Is he sleeping next to you?
YYY: Nea
YYY: somewhere
How do you know he’s sleeping?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yyy: Maybe he doesn’t sleep.)
Yyy: But usually he sleeps 23 hours a day.