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Trilateral talks in the format Ukraine-EU-Russia do not result due to the unconstructive position of the Russian side. "Naftogaz of Ukraine" regrets the absence of real progress in negotiations with JSC "Gazprom". The Russian side continues to take an unconstructive position and demands the unconditional repayment of all issued bills.
xxx: Tripartite negotiations at the supermarket’s box office in the buyer – cashier – guarantor format do not result due to the unconstructive position of the cashier, the buyer believes. The buyer regrets the lack of real progress in negotiations with the cashier. The cashier continues to take an unconstructive position and demands unconditional payment for the selected and folded in the cart by the buyer a box of beer and two packs of fruits.
From the Picaboo post about the crawler.oh...
aviator123: And in which direction to twist it? For or against the clock? Or do not turn there and harak, twisted it entirely :(
TOURISTDEN: Absolutely no difference, there is no carving on it!)
How to tell a client is a fool? He doesn’t like anything "and everything"
Manager: Write that his mentality does not coincide with the visual expression of his wishes.
Will he realize that he is a fool?
Manager: I am not sure.
And for some reason no one was surprised that the Cabesa de Vaca is, literally, the Head of the Cow.
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Dive up, Goshopenko, what a funny name - Rabbits!
On the 27th of May, El. The box received a message that the package was delivered on May 17.Thank you Russian mail for such a rush)))
by P.S I once thought this was a joke. Letters that come late. electronic, fucking, letters
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But I dream that all the stars will take part in the race "The Running Man", typically like the movie in which Schwarzenegger was still playing.
Shooting can be called "Star Hunt" and selling shooting licenses is expensive. The broadcast itself. The rating will...
The Hunger Games?? to
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<Alexey> Demo version of the summer is over! Please get the full version!
In some models of salmon...
"Sharks" is very good! Someone wrote here that such words are invented specifically. Coincidence is much better.
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23 years old... no brains have ever appeared.The tea tree boils up, a cat approaches him, swallows his nose to the nose of the tea tree, he escapes. I roar over it, I think, cat idiot, and not long thinking I decide to put my fingers there to check how hot it is.
You don’t know, keep silent:
here here :
John: No woman has ever pursued me so passionately and gently that I scratched her behind her ear and fed her with whisky.)
love your cat, and who has not - lead)) true selfish and pure love only here))
You stop feeding her and scratching behind her ear - she will sneeze, and she will still be in the shoulder) selfish you say? Oh well...
You will not feed - under your feet will start to throw, grieve, catch your feet, steal food, finally. You will not scratch behind your ear - it will come on your knees, start climbing, touching in your eyes. Once I tried not to pay attention to the cat for 15 minutes - he cried, ran, asked for a pen, and under the end stood (he is very long, orc), grabbed me by the waist with his legs, looked me in the eyes, right into the soul, and said: "Maaaaaaaaauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauau" with such a pain in the voice...I don't know what you did with your cat, that she washed off you, pouring the feces in
"Night bombings on jigol is generally a topic for a separate conversation.
Don’t let God go out at night and go somewhere. They come in crowds, greeting and promising encouraging. Go, say, just sit down, I will take you where you want, only show the way. It will be necessary – I will turn on the oxide of the shoot, and we will get forty seconds.
And you just went out to the store for fireplaces, scotch and clamps...
But they are as friendly and friendly as dolphins. And they promise such delightful trips that you involuntarily think about – not if you need to go somewhere else at the end of the city right now.
by Uncklediusha
From today on, the song “I am a chocolate rabbit, I am a gentle coward” is recognized as anti-government propaganda in Ukraine.
Grazhdanin
What about the XXL application?? to
Hanging on the department.
and?
In the application they wrote, “The problem on our part has not been detected, because we have convinced the customer that the problem is in him...”
What to expect from a department with the short number 666
We fly abroad for the first time, passed registration, sat on the plane. He planted his wife near the illuminator, the child in the middle, himself to the passage. Wife, VO in the technical university, is not a blonde at all: blaaaaa... Why took the ticket taken by the window - the child is selling!!! to
I found nothing to answer...
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Sun, it’s you... call me the next time you’re sending a guy to work. I have employees... a criminal element in pure form...
Or the son rides to his dad's car salon, parking not at the entrance but from the end, where the deaf and the people are not. The whole rapper comes out in a white cushioned suit and what he is trying to present to the three hopars (my sales managers at the smoking store). In a moment, he gets on the couch, loses the keys.
As a result, a set of docks for the resale of the car is already ready (a lawyer three times convicted for fraud) barely had time to stop the marketer... he already sent the layouts of leaflets about the special action to the press...
Maxim is okay, his nose is no longer bleeding... he has been hanging out... In the summer for practice, I will take him to myself, let life learn...
I remember, I was eight to nine years old, and we were stuck in the road from evening to late at night because of the forest fires, and I didn’t run out, but yes, I went up, and my uncle said that if it was a military situation and we were a refugee column, I would be left on the road. It really motivates.
The lake at night.
There are no mosquitoes...
My working day is over :)
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Money is not people – money is not superfluous.
When Rostropovich began to hide the opal Solzhenitsyn in his country, the Minister of Culture Furseva called him to her and said in a sharp form:
Mstislav Leopoldovich Your action is contrary to the state policy, and we are forced to respond accordingly. We will not send abroad, you can tour the country. Roosevelt was surprised:
Do you think concert at home is a punishment?
Tomorrow you will not like that you are not sleeping today.