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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114019
 28.05.2015
I ordered candy for the office. I have one question, what do those who invent their names smoke? I and I at the table:
The Sun White
The Mishkin Journey
and brighter!
Reflection of coconut
My favourite stomach.
Impressed, spit, decided to arrange a diversion in the office - to order iris.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114018
 28.05.2015
This is:

And who, fucking, is this "Carl", whom everyone remembers all the way to the place and not to the place? The question in the top was asked, but I never saw the answer! >.<
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Here's the guy who was joked in Google. Go to Google, Carl!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №114017
 28.05.2015
YYU: A man is standing near the entrance, smoking, entering the carpet, and a sweet lady looks out of the window: "Man, you can go, please, I need to go". The man is the self-galance, not leading his eyebrows: "If you go to my lawn, I will go to your jaw." The lady was upset, but understood the hint, went to park elsewhere.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114016
 28.05.2015
Lightbit: Interestingly, and Drozdov at MSU reminds his students of approaching the session of his immortal "The Dog is stealing"?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №114015
 28.05.2015
Tell this to scientists who get a hundred thousand. And such thousands.
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Thousands of effective managers with higher salaries, billions on research, trillions on the roads. And the federal track "Baikal" as it was like a crowded tank, so it remained. Let us continue to measure efficiency in the mastered means, and science with the salary of thousands of scientists.

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114014
 27.05.2015
RK: Wanted a harddog? Get it! You have a job on elance :))) people are asking to put a mazeno site on hosting, which they were made by Hindus, who were heavily overwhelmed on the topic of money, with which the customer was joking and they did not give him the sources of his store...

RK: The client was not a whistleblower and saved the entire site locally... from the browser... every page... swearing that everything works on his computer!! Pay $500 for the server :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114013
 27.05.2015
RK: those support VentraIP is hot! He wrote a letter, introduced himself, referred to the client, requested access to the VPS and gave a list of tasks he planned to do. Access was not given, but... everything I wrote, the support honestly performed! I even changed my long-lost password! Not asking the customer’s permission!!! I want to make a competitor, they have a host there ;)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №114012
 27.05.2015
XX: fucking that the Scandinavians, that the Baltics - one grass of the march smoke. The Russian submarine is being searched. The Latvians...
XX: Unfortunately, it is true that our boats sent a trolling boat and it catches along the shores

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114011
 27.05.2015
From the forum, of course, from the female.

How did you tell your husband about your pregnancy?

One of the answers -"I shouted "I-burunduk" jumped all over the apartment. andquot;

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114010
 27.05.2015
The story of an attractive manager girl who thinks she’s full.
How I understand you a man, the lady herself has hearts in good shape but persistently considers herself fat and tries to lose weight, how many times she hasn’t told me that she likes me exactly such and that these are my favorite proportions, useless, compliments I say every day and still doesn’t help. In general, give God that there would be more like us or so soon and look at what will be and companion no one to choose from.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114009
 27.05.2015
In the whole civilized world, unemployment benefits are issued, so we decided to collect taxes from the unemployed. Bravo fellow members.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114008
 27.05.2015
Tagged 17364
Do not compete, who is worse, or you will now be answered that in general children in Africa are starving, and the water pipeline even on your schedule from 6 to 8 and from 5 to 9 have not been seen.
It is natural for a person to get used to what he has and want more. And this is good, because otherwise mankind would not have developed, but would sit on the ass exactly in the caves and whisper to each other sadly that the pipeline would not be invented.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114007
 27.05.2015
here here :
I can’t imagine what the present girls will offer their future grandchildren.
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In fact, what is the problem?
Active and lazy leisure in nature (and it is not a cancer in the garden, as in my childhood), "silent hunting" (fishing, mushrooms and berries), joint playing games (PC, console), reading/discussing books, collecting puzzles, preparing lessons as quickly and inexpensively, and cooking, hand-working different, in the languages of the Basurman spots, well, we can do a lot of good anime together to watch or there over the nonsense in the internet together to crack :) I don't know what interests will be in grandchildren in the foreseeable future, but I do not doubt that the child will find something to do with me, so that it is useful and fun. And I have a lot of time to learn new skills.

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114006
 27.05.2015
I read about erotic toys. There was this:
Toys manufacturer Doc Johnson in February was awarded PETA certification for their products not being tested on animals.
How is? How can a sex toy manufacturer test their products on animals?! to

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114005
 27.05.2015
The Russian Federation will be recognized as a foreign agent – its reserves are held in U.S. government securities.

You have to send it 100 km away. of all unreliable relatives in the bourgeois west.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №114004
 27.05.2015
If you add age to any phrase, the phrase seems meaningful.
"I am 45 I’m waiting for my hamburger."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114003
 27.05.2015
"The service is provided free of charge"
xxx: a voice in the head "bezdvozmezddnO" (c) Sova

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №114002
 27.05.2015
A cat is a finite machine that constantly walks between its three states.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114001
 27.05.2015
I gave myself a word not to be surprised in this country, but this country is stronger than me.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114000
 27.05.2015
>>I have a VAZ and go to us with your "problems".

“Human genius takes one obstacle after another, and human debility knows no obstacles at all.”

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