From the discussion of the article that regular sex life increases performance:
HH: I think why are we so fucking fucking, and this is what they prove to be our success increases)

Whoever believes in the end of the world in 2012 - pass on me your possessions.
YYY: Yes, and first of all, give this idiot an orthographic dictionary.

I went to the bathroom with a friend after the movie. We sit in the cabins and there is a dialogue of the following content:
I: Diman, are you shaking the sky?
D is no. And you?
I: I am not either.
Voice from the neighboring cabin:
And I do...

We have a aunt here one calls ordered a condy and installation, "I only installed Vasu (her friend put a condy, he made the installation for her), only him, another installor I don’t need!and "
The employee is sitting, issued that I went with Vasey to the bathroom and it would be better not to go, the complexes said so far left))))))))))) aunt scattered))))))

I was so scared at the toilet yesterday. Then I remembered that he had eaten.

That she breaks the pill half when she drinks, because she can’t swallow it whole.
XXX: What a deep myth there is.

Why is a man on his foot?
To knock them on the cracks.

Why don’t you celebrate your birthday?
I have a reason to celebrate when I have achieved something in this life. I went to Peter and celebrated. I passed the exams at "excellent".
And the fact that I lived another year of my ueban life is not an achievement.

Tests in Russian at the Institute:
Wrongly composed words:
Option: "excellent wallpaper"

...I am an old soldier and I do not know the words of love, but I can suggest a couple of references.)

I: Listen, and why do you use a nose spray so often?
My nose is constantly laying.
I: And you know, if you use them often, you will get used to it.
I don’t have any habits, I use them all the time.

Accident analysis by photo:
The driver broke the red mark. If it were not, it would be another question.

ууу: there is no marking, this rope of laundry on the balcony in the frame hit

(Discussion under the picture with a book thick 80 centimeters)

xxx: guide "Secrets of female thinking"
Tom the Third.
ZZZ is headed.

From the graduate discussion:

filllya: especially remembered how fismat began to rack the tram with the screams of RE-ZO-NANS! by Re-Zo-Nans

This year, the municipality decided to make a gift to the inhabitants of the city, and to reduce the summer hot water shutdown to 10 days instead of the usual 14.
That's why there is no hot water in the crane for the sixteenth day

XX: Do you have rubber keys and what?
XXX: In the sense of the keyboard

The Japanese invented the original way to smuggle steel in the United States: they paint it, put it on four wheels and claim it is a car.
Mr Ford

Bank robbery is not as common as bank robbery.

of Kaluga Obl. The story of my father: one day the men asked my grandfather, say, you and your wife live for half a hundred years and do not argue (in the village everyone knows about everyone). How is it? - You know that the young people at night go to sit-ups, and then accompany the guys under the hand of the girls, walking down the central street. One evening spent - nothing, two - a occasion... and three count the bridegroom. Here I went to accompany one, I went to say something, and she suddenly started to pull her hand out of underneath mine. I didn’t understand, it turns out I was walking straight into the pit on the road, I didn’t turn. She swallowed and put me under the hand again. To the next hole, I went purposefully.
She also cleaned her hand. The next night with another girl I was on the same route. The same picture, scattered the slides. The next night I went with the third. Again in the middle of the road. I approach - she holds me tightly, listens to me and... walked around with me. I just didn’t see the lump. Then I go to the next, deeper. Zero attention to the lump. Since then, we have been walking in a row and not quarrelling, we live in a good way. All the men opened their mouths, and who are older and say that your grandfather did not tell you before how to choose wives. Maybe we would be happier...

Place of birth, place of detention?
Write to Kazakhstan!
Or more accurately?
All mentions write simply: Kazakhstan.
Are you going to teach me here???! to
- Write: Karmakshinsky district of Kyzylordin region village Yanikurghan!
Let me tell you, Kazakhstan.