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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №16696
 22.05.2009
Wikipedia has an article on the "Satellites of Venus". It is said that Venus has no satellites.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16695
 22.05.2009
JV: And I am not jokingly interested in one question: If a Phoenix bird is eaten... What will it rebirth from?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16694
 22.05.2009
worse than the Blatt transliteration, can only be "VOT TAKIE BukkaFki"

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №16693
 22.05.2009
Very BigBird: ANDREUHA JUST WHERE PROJECT!!!!by 11
Andrei: No
Andrei: Victor Albertovich, were you in the village?
VeryBigBird: What is a naughty village? The boss comes tomorrow! The disadvantage! You understand it, insane! Who’s going to pay a fool!!!! 1
And this is the first time in my life that I came from the city to the village.
At 23 years old, you know?
Very BigBird: Well Andrew’s project, right? Fuck to us!
And this is the first time in my life that I have heard a whirlwind. And when I realized that I was trying to find a system in his song, I understood it was a pathology. I am a finished man. So that:
Going behind the projects! Get rid of me!!!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16692
 22.05.2009
The mother-in-law went to the country...there was a happy but hungry summer.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16691
 22.05.2009
Probably very cynically lying in bed with a man talking about himself "I sleep in a new place, dream of the bridegroom bride".

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16690
 22.05.2009
JustMedia is running!
Yekaterinburgese tried for fraud: under the guise of heroin he sold simple powder
Oh yeah, he’s a fucker...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №16689
 22.05.2009
It’s also hard to believe, but with every orgasm women... increase their IQ! American scientists, tirelessly exploring the sexual capabilities of the two-legged, found out: during orgasm, the blood circulation in the body occurs at the utmost maximum speed and oxygen-enriched blood quickly reaches all organs, including the brain. And the control center of the hormonal system - the hypothalamus - also monitors the work of the centers of memory and learning. So students and students during the sessions should not only engage in...

Moving into the masses! It is urgent!
by Bell.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №16688
 22.05.2009
Today saw the headline in the newspaper: "Russian tourists are being sought by U.S. police for sex with wildlife".
There were no 18...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16687
 22.05.2009
So you just wanted to fuck me?! to
He said, “You have not been in your mind.
I mean, am I not beautiful?! to
He: Well what you are, you are very beautiful and sexy.
Did she just want to fuck?! to
He is fucking...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №16686
 22.05.2009
The thief should sit, not sit.

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16685
 22.05.2009
I have an older son, Sascha, an intelligent, but moderately flattering guy.
The story is real and directly related to him, or rather to his young man.
of creativity. It was in 1998, when he was still in second grade.
The story itself.
I woke up one morning with a headache yesterday.
the holiday) and the insistent demand of the son – dad, dad, we yesterday
It was written and the teacher gave me nothing for it. Everyone
I put it, and I don’t. Let me read it to you. Dad, Dad... Sash, S
I hardly say - let's go later (heads crack), anyway now nothing
I understand, I can’t even listen... He broke me. Theme anyway.
I was – I ask. About nature, I should have written, I wrote.
Forests and rabbits. Well go wave.
Now I will try to literally recite the composition itself – a little more.
Half the school page in the ambulance.
So then... In one forest – started Sashka, – built a factory, where rabbits
after the first words, my eyes became slow by themselves
to open.) And here, when another batch of rabbits was brought to the factory
They decided to organize the escape (from their eyes began to emerge images from the
Auschwitz: a long rope of unhappy rabbits in front of giant rabbits
factory gates on the backdrop of pipes. The consciousness is becoming clearer.)
Several rabbits gathered together and began to discuss a plan for escape. was
decided to undercover under a clutch wire and escape into the forest (despite
At the pulsing headache, I began to slowly fold in half.
They are fucking...). And here, when the pudding was ready, a few rabbits
They escaped and ran quickly into the forest. They were shot, but
The rabbits turned away from the bullets. The guards were pursued by the
Of course, so many dogs run away without permission. Quietly
I am hysterical, I cannot rust, I am afraid the head will split, tears from the eyes...). one
The rabbit long walked through the forest and managed to get rid of the pursuit.
The rest are unknown, possibly someone was wearing the shirt.
readers of this letter. Shake up – son – do not continue – pity...).
Finally, exhausted by the pursuit, the rabbit crashed into the forest and fell on the ground.
grass, hard breathing (Thank you God, save me, don't let me fall on
Factory... washing in the pillow. And then the rabbit fell on the nose of the tree autumn.
the yellow sheet, the rabbit looked at him (you imagine it...) and said
What a beauty!! (How I did not die, I still don’t know.)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №16684
 22.05.2009
Colombian drug cartels seriously concerned about beer problem
Alcoholism among young people.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16683
 22.05.2009
She: Let’s move with the chicks?
He: Let’s, I’ll lose of course, but for the sake of the process I’m ready)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16682
 22.05.2009
16.04.2009 Tokio Hotel guitarist beats women. Detailed

Destroying the competitors? O_O

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16681
 22.05.2009
The quote:
If the app strongly asks to restart the computer and in no way agree to work this second, and to restart well deadly reluctance, you can make the computer think that it is restarted. To do this, we press Start - Turn on and (attention) press the SHIFT key to restart. For a second, the computer stumbles and, it would seem, nothing happened... no matter how - now your computer is fully confident that you stumbled it.

The answer:
Even in ancient times, users knew that rebooting with the "Shift" is a reboot of Windows, not a comp.
Yes, then the youths were probably advanced.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16680
 22.05.2009
The most popular application among Windows users was "Windows Task Manager"
See also: Oga A prize of audience sympathy received BSOD

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16679
 22.05.2009
xxxxxxxxxxx:
My sister is hot! ?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Calls by phone, an example dialogue:
Q: We have finished honey at home, can you put a little in the bowl? I will go take it!
I have a 260 gram bank.
Q: No, 260 grams is little, more is more?
I have a half litre.
A: Half a litre is right! Don’t put the money in full, half the bank is enough.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16678
 21.05.2009
He took me to the pension for three days, romance, champagne in the foam bathroom, etc. We wake up in the morning. This miracle tastingly pulls, turns to me, looks for a second, then stretches out his hand:
It is great, Sasha!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16677
 21.05.2009
Boy(08:57:18 17/05/2009)
Do you have trousers that are not sad? I want to break. Not to shoot, but to break.

My girlfriend (08:58:02 17/05/2009)
I have them all broken...

The man (08:58:29 17/05/2009)
I understand, I go to action.)

My girlfriend (08:58:59 17/05/2009)
Are you a coward to crack??=-o

My girlfriend (08:59:14 17/05/2009)
Wait for me. :D

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