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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30575
 26.05.2010
I was a Half-Life nuclear physicist.

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30574
 26.05.2010
I am the accountant of the light.
YYY: I am the Dark Inspector >8P

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №30573
 26.05.2010
"Crazy"
A cobra rolled behind the glass.
See also
Dumb and bad.
It is seen at first glance:
A little brain.
A lot of poison.
(Boris the West)

Do you remember any of the girls? :)

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №30572
 26.05.2010
She says: I am smart! I can prove! Do you want to talk about a big Android collar?
He: Clearly...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №30571
 26.05.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I am today: I wrote an article, went to work, gathered the bed, smooked my pants, went to the gardens, dressed twice.
I am the hero of the day.

WOW :
Judging by the skin of the pants, his wife left.

[ + 94 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30570
 26.05.2010
The shirt is new, stylish, dressed.
I, smoking, yes, I have a weight.

I am dressing!! to

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30569
 26.05.2010
Russia responded to U.S. missile deployment in Poland with flooding
222: The crew of the flood announced thanks)))

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №30568
 26.05.2010
The cleaner burned yesterday.
He approaches the people in a cigarette and innocently asks:
People, who knows how to use a computer?
Naturally, many according to the chewing heads.
-Then, grit, sit down for them, go out to the internet and look for, shit, a site where they learn to use the sorting!

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30567
 26.05.2010
and Irina:
That’s why I can’t normally answer the question: What do you want as a gift? It is :'(

The Son :
And no one can

The Son :
You will think so, and I don’t think Nihua should.

The Son :
And they will give you this "nihua"

The Son :
The paradox.

[ + 55 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30566
 26.05.2010
I am the second socks. I am here. I miss it. Find me now.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №30565
 26.05.2010
Dialogue in the metro:
What happened to you?
and fell.
Are you drunk or are you sick?
This is the first thing, as you said.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №30564
 26.05.2010
We are passing by a crumbling jeep, probably all the lotions that can be installed are installed: toning, discs unrestrained, some snail on the roof (even not fully understood what it is at all) the interference of the flash antenna and an additional headlight. The kangaroo covers the whole mouth.
The length of the driver's dignity - the jeep passed - the number x025cm.
Maybe I chose it specifically =)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №30563
 26.05.2010
Answer from Mail:

What is a rapid increase in shares?
Buy it (if you only bought it)
C-u-u-k-a (if you have sold it)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30562
 26.05.2010
Do you have a photo of xxx?
YYY is
The ordinary lady.
YYY is a medium-sized quasymode and Miss World
XXX is normal :D

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30561
 26.05.2010
I watched Eurovision. The following is Greece with the song "Opa", which accurately describes the economic situation in the country..."

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №30560
 26.05.2010
I went to the forum on the network. I see an advertisement. I sit under the table and quote:
xxx:Sell gorilla. brought from Congo.adapted to urban life
YYY: YYYY XD
ZZZ: Do you know how to work?

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №30559
 26.05.2010
Here’s the pipet. 😉
and solesurvivor:
Ascold: decided to sort out somehow and congratulate one anime with Dr. in Japanese
Asked a Japanese acquaintance how to be happy in Japanese
Ascold: He threw hieroglyphs in response to me
Ascold: Well I congratulated her, she is so "thank you, so touching!"
Ascold: and I almost a year congratulated the animes with these hieroglyphs
Ascold: and ALL wrote "Thank you, home arigat" and so on.
Askold: And then I congratulated another Japanese acquaintance with this phrase...
Ascold: In general, it turned out that I almost a year congratulated my animated friends with the phrase "eat my ass and balls" in Japanese)))) and nobody wasted, although at least half of them boasted that they are learning Japanese))))))))

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30558
 26.05.2010
Prep on Matan said:
I also didn’t like physics, I stopped loving it in the eighth grade when I was told that if I walked around the school five times with a bag of potatoes on my shoulder, my job would be zero.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №30557
 26.05.2010
XXX: What are we planning for tomorrow?! to
yyy: we plan to capture the world from 4am. if we don’t have time until 8am, we’ll have to submit the dohuya accounts :(

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №30556
 26.05.2010
If you don’t have a girlfriend, it means that some fool is fucking brainwashing herself.

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