I go on the violet branch of the Moscow metro. A young actress says:
Report forgotten items to the engineer. Remember, they can be dangerous.
Man from the end of the car:
Who are the Machines?

My girlfriend is out of vacation.
D: I have 237 unread letters (
Press Ctrl + A.
D: So what?? to
I: Now Shift+Delete and quickly Enter.
...
D: I will kill you!!! to

3dMAX is, in short, such an oak engineer who thinks only in numbers. It is as reliable as a rock, but as ancient and cold.
Maya is a sensual woman with a bunch of creative ideas, whose mother flies out every time she doesn’t like something! The fucking story!

Now I saw the beautiful: 2 matches, not small at all, 20-22. They go on the street, one eats ice cream - rookie. The rocker falls on the asphalt, the guy with the words "fastly raised is not considered to have fallen" rises and continues to eat.
The second, with horror "fool, blow up!!and "

– Rogozin, what’s there with the "Proton"?
Vladimir Vladimirovich, the situation is awful, but there is no catastrophe.
What, was he gone?
and yes.

Great slogan for a tattoo salon:"And I want, and it swings".

dr_pepper by mmda
dr_pepper: recently unexpectedly found a gift under his door with a note
dr_pepper: the signature in the note was great - "Your TP"
Dr. Pepper: Okay, I was going on. He immediately signed off to his second half to stop further battles.
dr_pepper: in general, I sent her a message with the words "I got some silly p*da gift here"
dr_pepper: what I got the answer "TP IS THE SECRET WITHER!!"And I will be offended for 3 days.

I periodically incite my wife on the subject of a combination of devotion and superstition in her relatives. And today she went out with the children to the country, leaving me with such a cleanup at home (now I am still on vacation). I sit in the inette for several hours trying to gather my forces. And then her grandmother comes in and says to me literally: “You look today, don’t clean up, or you can’t, when someone has gone to clean up!” I was ready to cross her, Cheslaw! and ;)

My nephew is 17 years old. We have a family council where to go.
Sister (humanitarian): we want to go to honey, what specialty, you know, like in a movie, when they bring the sick on a catwalk, and the doctor jumps from the top and pumps it. Where to go?
Grandma (psychiatrist, dark): I think in GITIS

zzz: I love this red color of the sky over the Oil Plant at sunset.
After all, if I had seen the red sky over the Oil Plant at another time of the day, I would have fled to the basement.

A girl colleague tells about the fate of strong alcoholic beverages in her family. say, they are constantly from somewhere themselves in the house - then someone will give, then from work, then friends will bring.

OK, vodka, it stands for itself and stands. Whiskey is gone!
YYY: How does it disappear? Whiskey, why is it missing?! to
Well, I don’t know, I’ve come to Omsk – I’m back, and the whiskey is gone.
YYY :?? to
XX: Well, there is no more of it.

The fucking dogs with their dogs. Once long ago I went to Arkansas listening to Alice’s fresh album. And how many years have passed, but until now, when I hear any song from that album, I want to scroll the arcanum again.

xxx: Opera - a brake browser
xxx: now reviewed the Lord of the Rings online and closed the opera without reviewing
xxx: ten minutes later, he was almost mad when the warring orcs were ringing in his headphones.

by eilin_o_connor
Mother, looking into the room, strictly orders:
Go to sleep, my dog.
When I came across, I blamed myself that it was too early to sleep. Immediately, it is explained that the mother was turning to her dog, who is cuddling and cuddling under the table.
- This is how you raise a child, you love it, and he still automatically accepts the treatment of the scotch at his own expense, - the mother breathes.
What a child! The father immediately answered from the couch. I just exhaled myself.

XXX: In pornography, women also spend more screen time. And the camera shows them more and more. Does it undermine masculinity?

yyy: Well... there is a special porn, where in general some men show :)) There is muscularity - at least remove it :))

<...> Production was lost, skills and skills were lost. The missiles are falling. There are theological departments everywhere.
The West had to live in this style for another 10 years, and nothing would be left of Russia with its brilliant managers.
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You have not yet reached a mem of the type "Plan for the collapse of Russia"?
It is very short: "1. Wait for it"

XXX is Welcome. Already in the ECB? Study has begun? and ;)

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XXX: What are the new items? and ;)

YYY:That is all by specialty + philosophy

I have also added philosophy.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The table smells.

XXX: O_o
I have a girl with a beard ;)

Why does Russia have no future?

Roskomnadzor has blocked the website of the leading manufacturer of chemical reagents, standard samples and scientific equipment - Sigma-Aldrich.
They found the names of drugs there!

The science? In Russia? It is funny!

The friendship of peoples has won! I saw in the parking lot of Ashan a Negro and a Uzbek who were in Russian (and quite clean!) Talk about life and the unfair boss O_o

Russia disconnected from Swift and connected to Kafka