Thank God I am an atheist.
Thank you for being an anarchist.
Thank you for the eggs that I have.

Review of "Twin Peaks"

xxx: Without the first two seasons, will it be clear what we are talking about in the third?

YYY: The first two will not be understood. What are you? This is Lynch.

There is a small car service near our house. Some funny hooligans spotted on their advertisement "not freeze without smell 100 p." part of the letters. Now the sign says: "The measurement of the pha 100 p."

ΡWe abode in the web studio in the usual mode. A man comes in, splashing on a chair.

Do you do cats?

and #924

Ο is very good. ΚI want you to make a website for me.

Μs, already starting to strain, we ask:

– Α κwhich website?

“Wow... I don’t know which one, but that I don’t do anything, and he brought me money.

– Κ aκ you can imagine that? We are confused. – Do you have any topics κaκay-tο there are or business? ΗIt happens that you get the money for that.

ΜThe puppy is so sad:

– Yes, I don’t have anything, I went by, I think, let me go... Ηu κaκ it doesn’t happen? Βhe Bill ΓEates, for example, κaκhe makes money? He has a website!

Μs are already starting to look around, thinking κac to promote it. Η at this one of the stallers was found:

If we could make such a website that it would bring us money, what do you think we would sit here and work right now?

ΜThe man looks at him astonished.

Logically, I did not think. Η sorry then, goodbye

XXX: By the way, yes. I still don’t know how the name of the car workshop KOREANA is correctly read – Kopih or Korean.
YYY: There is the flag of the country in the background.
XXX is serious? Never noticed
The flag of Copychi or Koreans?

In the cold winter nights I play the warm lamp Diablo.

Do you consider yourself a burnt cynic? Relax, you are an ordinary ham.

Here I sit at a meeting now... I listen to a Chinese colleague from a Japanese firm explaining to me in his broken English... And I don’t understand them... a Russian programmer, a Tatar, who has studied German for 5 years!

Tania Sertoun
(from the 5th Symphony of Beethoven)
Jo-pa is co-taaaah!
Jo-pa is co-taaaah!! to

Eugenia
It seemed like the evening bell.
The cat ass
Y, Y
The cat ass
Y, Y
How many meetings
This is this cat.

Darrie
I’ve been lying in my head today.
by Joppa! How beautiful, how beautiful is this shit!

XXX: Hi, Comrade YYY
Hi Comrade XXX!
YYY: Do you work in the factory?
YYY: Are you studying at the evening school of working youth?
XXX: Yes, from call to call, with a break of 1 hour exactly
YYY: The young man!
Do you drink vodka?
YYY: And the sky, do you have your work force?
YYY: Wait, do not be in a hurry.
YYY (rofl)
XXX: and wimpel and snack
YYY: Generally speaking they are excellent!

"The Bank of America" We do everything we can to avoid sending mail and packages.

It is a little ironic to write a diploma on the subject of "Development of an application for signing electronic documents using a digital signature" and for the day before defense to travel to another city for the signature of a reviewer.

Answer the recruiter to the request to fill out the questionnaire "The job of your dreams"

I’m going to live in Portland and work on Linux.
I will go where the beard grows, write tests always, code there until morning, maybe forever.

Quote by Bbg
I never wondered why men are always so stupid in advertisements. Without "hop-hop" not able to drip in the nose?

While their wives talk to mayonnaises and call their husbands out of a bottle of detergent, I am at peace for my husbands.

When there is power and there is no knowledge, all connections are suitable.
yyy: The most epic thing I’ve seen was a DIN keyboard connector stuck in a coaxial on a grid.

- Here one official helped me solve the question, how to thank him?
The best gift to a corrupt person - the Russian Criminal Code

> Feelings in my head today
> by Joppa How beautiful, how beautiful is this shit!

by Joppa! How dumb, how dumb a dick!
You are behind the compound, she’s in your mouth, shit!
You’re on the couch, it’ll fall from above, shit!
by Joppa! by Joppa!
You sit down for lunch – she’ll get on her knees, jupitakaaaah! She put her tail on the table!! to

Well, it needs to be a melody :)

My friend lives in a small provincial town. I have not seen her for 15 years. We meet, communicate, tell about his family: about his husband, children, etc.
And my mother-in-law in general knows the whole city, and everyone knows him. He worked as the head of the bear tremmer."

Age and optimism.
Slowly but surely I am approaching my 40s. I look in the mirror and complain to my husband with sadness - "Look, I already have gray hair". Husband, leading his hand on a noticeably red hairstyle, - "Rejoice that you have them at all";

How did they come together?
It’s boring, except about bat and nothing to say.
Tell me...
- We drove my car and took batin friends, with them was the grandson - Vitek five years old. Somewhere two hours later, Vitek asked to the toilet... And a father, 60 years old, professor!, with the look of “I knew it” switched the magneto to the cd and the columns sprinkled: “Stop! Stop it! We need to go out."