Results of Eurovision:
- The song of the Greek performer is called "Opa!" and requires no translation.
It reflects the economic situation of Greece.

and XXX:
5 years ago, a cat gave birth to our friends, and hid all the kittens somewhere in the foundation, in general, when they were found, they were always big, furry and beautiful. His hands did not rise. And their 5 pieces are nowhere to go, so they decided to distribute in the market. And there is that good and without us full...
OOOU :
How did it end?
and XXX:
So we showed fantasy. They were bound by bandits, they walked around and shouted, “Porodious kittens: the mother is Russian blue, the father is a lawyer!”
OOOU :
(((>_<)))

Queen of Chaos:
A man calls today, a sleepy voice begins to pair up the cartridge refuelling. For a long time, I tell him the thought of “appear, we don’t need anything,” twenty minutes later, he calls again. The dialogue is transmitted literally:
Can I talk to the purchasing manager?
“Hi,” I said, “you have already called us.
by Daaa? What is my name then?
Your name is Valery.
and AAAA. Yes is. thank you. to Goodbye.

A question to the teacher in the kindergarten:
How do you know when it’s time for kids to go for a walk?
She: but when the snorkel from the nose adds to the upper lip, then it is time =)

The morning after the match Russia - Czech Republic, we sit at the seminar, the faces clearly see who was watching the match yesterday. Prepod, evil and not sleeping: "Well, who will answer?" In response, the silence, and the prepod so half a whisper, under the nose: "And answer will be six curved-legged bats with knives and the judge - the... as";
No one even roared, everyone just breathed hard.

xxx:why when the wife breaks the plate, it is '' for happiness',and when I breaks '' on the back of the cock'?

We sit somehow with friends on the bench, lay under the back of the leaves some of the school... by the way passes a guy on the A4. Someone said, well probably he sits in it, comfortably:) Answer: don't despair, you are also sitting on the A4, but not on the audio.

Clinical death is when a person dies so unconvincingly that the attempt is not counted.
by Yuri Tatarkin

Stories from the early 90s.

Those who lived in a conscious age in the 1990s probably remember how the Iron Curtain collapsed in front of a bunch of Western products. All these colas, gummies, alcohol royal, vodka-beast-no-beat, wagon villas, boomer, anklbens and iron with them. And what was the passion of the people to try all this after a decade of ivasay and barrels with berry juice and tomato paste in the shops...

At the beginning of the 1990s, we were a simple 20-year-old. They started earning some coins on their own. And here in the shops appeared again overseas (in the 80s some types of Cuban rum and Vietnam-Korean vodka were still sold in the shops).

We and the Korean then-Gashi decided to try different types of strong alcohol imported to choose "your drink." We did not immediately like whiskey - the stereotype of "bourgeois self-driving on oak pebbles" worked, they rejected tequila, learning that it was also of the genre of the same, the cognac like an elite buchlo was not used to hold (and the beef counterfeit).
Napoleon was interested. In short, I chose Jean. And once every 2 weeks bought a large batch of 0.75 Beef Eaters (Bifiter so translated), took a bowl of swap to it, lemon and arranged "noble drinks" under the view of my home.

One Friday evening we met with Gosha to have a drink. We went to the store, took the gin and all the add-ons to the cocktail "Jim and Tolik", we go in anticipation of a good friendly sitting...
And here out of the shelter to go out a bitchy man with a bitchy look, but not a beat, and to us.
Guys, I am breathtaking...
We see that the matter is ridiculous, and the man is so trembling that the old man
Condratich smiles to him somewhere around the corner with his teethless black smile.
But don’t give it out of your throat!
Does she have a glass?
There is! He stretches an empty mayonnaise bowl.
I open the traffic jamming, pour it, the man drinks, turns into a burn and silently explains that he needs a cigarette.
Having made a few stretches, he breathes out loud, opens his eyes, and we see - the client is alive! I am glad that a man was saved.
And the man is already nice, smiles, says:
You guys, you guys, the real Russian men, not PiJaraSy – they’t.
Nelly! Behold, I look at you, well dressed and clean, and I do not understand you.
Do you drink alcohol in such amounts?? to

A list of phrases that cannot be read correctly the first time:
With whom to take a twin?
Strong selected
I sent you.

mc_kassandra
We recently had a coral on the stylist.

mc_kassandra
When we sit at the seminar, an amorphous body in a messy shirt falls into the audience and stretches the forehead of the headset.

mc_kassandra
He looks at him through his glasses and asks the young man, why did you miss the count?

XXX is
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mc_kassandra
The body looks at the lecturer with a dim look in which the alcohol is still wrapped and the speaking session was marked by...

mc_kassandra
Shock shock, what other session? The body, blurring the eyes in the mid-winter...

XX: Do you remember Tohu?
What shit is wow?
XXX: Aha
YYY: I remember
xxx: so this semester he scored on the wave and began to walk on all pairs. They get better assessments than us.
Tagged: oho
Do you know what we gave him for his birthday?
YYY : M?
We have paid for it.)
You are fucks.
XXX: He said that too and went to the raid. I haven’t seen him any more.)

I realized that my sister and I grew up when we started stealing cigarettes and gondolas from each other.

I spoke here with my mother on Skype, she has Nick A-zenitka.
Why are you A-Zenitka?
Mom: A-Zenitka - this is when I registered, I was written - the login should begin with "a-z", well, this is the first thing that came to mind, on these letters.

Mаddeny-> if a girl wears a lot of red clothes, then this is an indicator of lack of sex. Red is the color of passion, fire, it attracts the huge attention of men.
umfo<- mдаа, Santa Claus is exactly something missing in personal life)))

(13:47:14) X: is the school released?
(13:47:24) U: Ugo
(13:47:33) U: You can normally sit on the Internet

Is it only for pedestrians to overcome a pedestrian crossing?

I work in one type of organization.
I come to repair the computer... I go under the table... I curl to cut off the wires... and next to the chair a young girl sits and watches my actions...
The director comes in and says hello to this girl.
She responded to him too.
I will get out of the table!!! to
He is scared of fucking.
I say, too early...

And I'm already waiting for the first pigeons who will have the Eurovision song winner on the bell)))

He: aha cloth and latex :)))))
What is it called BDSM?
See also: AGA
I’m always confused with freebies :)
It’s roughly the same :)