xxx (16:32:16 26/05/2011)
I am fascinated by Bulgarian. Such a writer!

yyy (16:32:26 26/05/2011)
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xxx (16:32:29 26/05/2011)
The girlfriend is the girlfriend, the girlfriend is the girlfriend, the girlfriend is the girlfriend.

yyy (16:32:45 26/05/2011)
Do you know which side of the language?

I understood that I sat down on Harry Potter when he called the client instead of Svetlana Hermioneva Svetlana Hermioneva... I understood that it was an epidemic when I was answered: Yes, Harry...

Is there a job for a witch?
Somebody is walking at night and the baby is ruining – catch him.

We were taken, young and ignorant, before the oath to the polygon.
The combat in the bowl in front of the column was very nervous in traffic jams and in the matyugalnik gave orders and instructions to the rest of the road users. Especially liked "The tram driver, take right!". It was in it that I understood the main army dogma.

I go on a train in a coupe. My grandmother, grandfather and grandson (5 years old) The old man, clear pepper, has already attracted "for departure". The grandson leaves a newspaper, he can't read the campaign, but he thinks about the numbers. I went to Grandpa:
What is 01?
- it is firefighters, grandson, - on the machine gives grandfather.
What about 02?
- this is our brave militia, - sadly remembered some episode of life.
Mmmmmmm... and 03?
The ambulance.
by 04?
Or some other fucking thing. I do not remember.
Is it 05?
Here the grandfather is instantly transformed and with the index finger exclaims: "05, grandson, it's half a liter!"

We live with my mother together.Everyone has their own car.She has a Passat B6, I have a Tas-9ka.Yesterday she wore a black suit adidas original, sat in my 9k and went to town under Nagano.I think I don't know something about my mom.

What to give to a doctor?
28 years
Not interested in: cuisine, sports

Subscribe to WoW, of course.

In the pharmacy line shit, an hour standing, no movement. here sharply behind the girl whispers: "I would rather give birth than buy this dirty test!!!and "

A friend in the compass collapses, and on the machine sings quietly:
Tra-t-ta, tra-t-ta, we’re fucking with you cat.
Then I thought: No. In my opinion it was not so...

I’m one of 95 percent of people who laugh at jokes about Linux without ever seeing it in their eyes.

What is the accent on the word Ubuntu?

My sister is constantly at work, so I usually drive with my niece (6 years old).
The seller brings a pink shirt and says to me:
“Look what a beautiful salmon color I found for your baby. The size should fit well.
Bone with indignation:
Aunt, it’s not good to lie. What a pink, this is pink. Only girls wear it. And for boys there are only three colors - black, gray and like the special forces. I am not a boy, I am a boy!
I am so proud of them)

Oh my God, how old I am, I still remember decent people.
Faina of Ranevskaya.

- I was attacked by tenderness and picked 50r on the Gandons...

Julia: Irina, good day))): (What the money for the chair did not come. Problem with armor?

Julia, good day to you! We take the order, and do what you want with the armor. If what you wrote - send a picture to post.)

The Wednesday.

It was the third day of bloody struggles of graduates with alcohol.

The worst thing is when you wake up with a whimper from the sound of the perforator. You get up like this, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that.

xhh: It is only worth creating a folder on the servacle of the univea "Porno", shut it NTFS rights to everyone except admin servacle, and you can find out how damn protected servacle and how many in the universe of gifted students :)
There is no porn in it. what it lies. :D
HH: You are there too!

How I was stunned by these stories of “a modest girl + two cool guys” that we see in all vampire/fantasy and all comedy films.
When will there be "normal modest guy + two super cool breasty models"?

Look at it, idiot.

EPIC FAIL, is to buy those reviews, come home, and read that it was cancelled...

Instruction: how to assemble a TV with a sink and a venic.