How did people with German cars on which the inscription in the style of "Berlin" appears to have passed the psychotherapist?

I sincerely hope that the grandmothers of the new generation will understand that they are not free babysitters, neither cookers nor servants. You finished breastfeeding for more than forty years ago, stop hanging on the mummy's fingers of eighty kilograms of giraffe! Stop being ashamed, coming all the taboo to the PENSIONER to eat from him (your grandmother of the old hardened years were bullied that we are not coming from a hungry Volga, but from another area of the city, where exactly the same shops), still catching with them packs of undernourished and silently wrapped in the pocket money! Yes, there will be grievances, but teach the grandmother to the thought that to pay attention to her is when children and grandchildren do something for her, and not when they see a feeding money-produced nipple in her up to a hundred years!
Are you throwing your children’s grandmother? Tell her "thank you" and make her more gifts on unnecessarily saved babysitter money, and don't get in the position "Let her cook like a restaurant, or we don't bring it!"

I go somewhere for my business. I walk by car school. There is a small crowd in front of the entrance, everyone is excited, smoking. Exam: A blond woman stands out in the background. It is believed that a pink mini-scooter, a shirt, huge dark glasses, heels of 15 cm. Well ordinary. She has a few more tattoos. I approach closer - she has on her right hand with a pen written "Right", and on the left "Left". And on the feet. "Right" and "Left" A little below the shirt, and up the legs to sit more comfortable to read. There was something else written on her right foot, but she wiped out.
Give it, I think. was prepared.

My uncle came to me to repair the home. I am standing in the corridor (the desire to give, lighting and all that). During the process his phone is ringing. I can’t hear his voice, but he speaks:
I listen to!
–...
Yes, I’m here now, I clean up.
–...
It was on the object. I cannot help them with anything.
–...
Why is? Why the fucking?! Because the house is destroyed!

He puts the telephone, puts the homephone on.

The cat passes (somewhat more often to the left than to the right)

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The cat knows more about the song than the story ;)

I just once with a cat in the backpack to the Dominican Republic did not fly :P I sat there quietly, and I go and think that the backpack was heavy??!! It was discovered in time and sent home with the accompanying...

For example, from the Aristotle article to the Yaya article you can go in 10 transitions.
Three transitions: Aristotle – Macedonian – Homosexuality – Yaoy. :D

And what shit invented the lack of toilets for passengers in the subway?

YYY: Imagine the absence. So I imagine how people in white coats with pens strain their minds and here one jumps up and so emotionally excites: "Let’s come up with no toilets!!!"And everyone applauds so, say and let’s.

I don’t know what they will offer to the future.
The current grandchildren. Cook them
They can only buy peelings and doors.
Only handicrafts are known.
by Handblind.
Multiple ones can be included.
and...
All is simple. In order for future grandchildren not to have such grandmothers, you do not need to make mothers of such girls. Or they will choose a wife in the shape of bumpers and knives.
Maybe happiness is in the cakes?

The subscriber claims that when the Internet was installed, the Wi-Fi router was not activated. At the moment, the hackers have set a password on the router and the host can not access the internet.

Review of the film "The Rise of Jupiter"

Watched Cain's breakthrough at Jupiter's wedding, and thought, "It's very similar to the invasion of Zion from the Matrix!" After reading in the director's titles: "Ah no!"))

When Lana had eggs, Vachovsky’s films had barracks, and now it’s like something is missing: “Ah well, yes!”

xxx: Cold water is turned off at home, and the water heater is in the gym.
XXX: The coach thinks he was able to motivate me to the class.

The first time I was named an unforgettable boredom on June 25, 1997 at 18:53:19

Oriki is a wonderful breed of cats. With which other cat will you talk, the answer will be one - the cat will look at you like an idiot, with the expression "Is it you to me?" Goodbye to you" And the Oriental will listen attentively and even respond.

History of Terms and Morals. Brandmaster in 16-17 centuries. In the landsknecht regiment was named an officer responsible for organizing the collection of voluntary donations of the population for the needs of poor mercenaries. Naturally, under the threat of burning settlements, unresponsive to polite requests.

xxx: Why I learn about articles about our company on the hub from colleagues from past work...
yyy: why do I learn about our CEO from the article on the hub...

- Walk "track by track" where people have already passed, - my mother taught me after the rain, - and you will always be clean. Has anyone gone by first? I thought I.
“We must leave our mark so that the people who follow us are cleaner.”

In the morning I washed in a semi-dark bathroom - I never turn on the light there in the morning, saving my sleepy eyes. As usual, a cat came, sat in the corner, looked closely at me. For some reason his longing for human communication softened my fossilized soul at seven in the morning. I began to talk to him, unnoticedly engaged and in five minutes told about the important, shared the serious and complained about the hurt. This conversation reassured me. Even the towel became seemed not dirty, but kindly and puffy.

The cat in the role of a home psychotherapist is right and helpful, I thought.Just now, without making a single sound, the cat Makar gently led me to one good thought that I will begin to put into practice from today. I thought so when I wiped out my towel.

Here a child ran past and ruthlessly clicked on the switch. It became light, and in the bright light it turned out that all this time I was pouring my soul into the toilet york.
Now I’m not even sure if I’ll be able to use it for my purpose – after all that’s been between us.

Does Cuba owe Russia $30 billion? Understand and forgive!
Does Africa owe 20 billion? What an account between friends!
Does Ukraine owe Russia $40 billion? We respect the problems of our partners.
- Sergey Ivanovich Ivanov, a veteran of labor from the city of Moscow, delayed the monthly payment of 10 thousand rubles, on the mortgage? The collectors!! The guard!!! to

Lessons, back parties, dialogue between classmates:
I don’t understand this physics.
It is chemistry.
... to fuck.