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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128614
 26.05.2016
Stahash: I want some dresses on the floor. But so that he came and bought, and not came, bought, gave to sew. I can’t see my clothes at 160cm. All 175 cm or even more :( Where is the dress in the floor for a little like me, right?
Rin: It's just your dress, I'll answer in the pool
Look for less clear.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128613
 26.05.2016
xxx: Even 5-10 years ago, I was convinced that semi-fabricates are used only by lazy people and idiots. Now I am a lazy and an idiot.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128612
 26.05.2016
Well, I am afraid to confess... a long time ago the stupid question is tormented.
On getting, cleaning, sending into the mouth))), chewing and swallowing one seed (sunflower) burns more calories than is obtained from its digestion? In short, is the person who clicks on the seeds saturated or not?

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128611
 26.05.2016
Interestingly... And you have guarantees that those who came to power after a radical regime change won’t want to build a small shelter for themselves? Or do you want me to believe your word?

Worse yet, they already have shoes and warehouses, and these do not yet have them. So, they wreak as much as they do. The following as well. and the following. Until the bubble ends. So let them sit in place, they already have everything.

I can’t say anything against it because I generally think the same. But... but. After all, there are managing companies in the country that fight angry grandmothers with homeowners and do not do them. And there are houses that are managed by specific people from the number of tenants for a minimum payment or no one at all - and in these houses expensive decoration of corridors, new elevators, light with motion sensors and video surveillance. and minimum rates. They are.

So, it is possible - to do without cushions. How do you find only a dozen managers who will treat the city/region/country as their own home?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128610
 26.05.2016
How beneficial is just good food for people! How much it makes them more kind, more fun and more joyful. Better than any medicine.

Susan Collins

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128609
 26.05.2016
Impartiality is important. You need to sleep first, and then find out who you are by the horoscope. And based on the data obtained to make an idea of the signs of the zodiac.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №128608
 26.05.2016
I have a grandmother. She smoked a lot throughout her life, and recently her leg was amputated. She suffered the loss of her leg very painfully, we all supported her as much as we could, especially her son-in-law, he always tried to encourage her in every way. That same son-in-law came to visit her, and his first words were: "Aunt, I will not understand, I will not come, you are getting smaller and smaller."

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128607
 26.05.2016
The most elastic substance in the world is the human conscience.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №128606
 26.05.2016
I like to wear bright clothes without any drawings (one-tone shirts / shirts). Dick is annoyed when a supermarket is taken for a consultant, but yesterday he got an incredible pleasure. I sent another such lady, after which she approached me with some boss who fired me.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128605
 26.05.2016
This is what I thought.
Speakers, when talking about ISIS, must add - prohibited in the territory of Russia.
When they talk about corruption, they do not add anything.
Maybe that’s the matter?

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128604
 26.05.2016
From Chat:
Oh, Max, you’re strangely right in the spot.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128603
 26.05.2016
In short, I go after work, and in the street some threshold, ugar and sadomy, even thunder, lightning, thought the apocalypse.
XXX: No, the last calls

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128602
 26.05.2016
diamant: the letter P in the word "Monday" means joy

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128601
 26.05.2016
During the operation, the surgeon accidentally removed the businessman's business vein.
The businessman did not last until the end of the operation, dying from bankruptcy.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128600
 26.05.2016
AA: This is of course an interesting position – to declare that the West is evil, but at the same time to buy Western goods.
BBB: I would add that everyone uses Western goods, but at the same time approves trade sanctions and advocates import substitution.
ccc: approve of sanctions, and continue to carry illegal counterfeit furas. When the tractors are pushed, they get angry.
DDD: They are outraged, but no one is protesting.
Aaa: You cannot protest, whoever protests is hiring the West, and the West is evil!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128599
 26.05.2016
xxx: I am out of the house
XXX: I have patriotism.
With me in the minibus 9 soldiers of graduates
XXX: Dressed in uniform
And I look at all this.
I understand they are nice, they go home, they serve, they are beautiful.
But I can’t get rid of the thought that after school, they served a year, a year is not a lot. Yes, not a sanatorium, but like not 6 years in the universe
This is not a feat, but they are so diligently preparing the parade form, so they try.
But in fact, it was if after the first course of the universe, coming from Novgorod, I got off the train in a ball dress.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128598
 26.05.2016
Go somehow with this comrade to the store, buy beer and snacks. At the box, he starts roaring over the cashier. The case is "Gasanov Abdurrahman". And he suspects something wrong, like something sparkly. The guard comes with the badge "...Rahbadur....". I don’t remember Philo at all. A minute later, the senior administrator comes with the badge "...Hatabov...". They offer to slander us. And this pepper says that it will only allow to shake itself if they get in the row, first Abdulrahman, then Khatabov and Rahbadur. At this moment, the desire is in sight.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №128597
 26.05.2016
The beast was not born with makeup. O_O

Yyy: He was even born without plastic surgery. But then he got into an accident, after which such changes occurred with the face.

XXX: He was stunned in that accident.

Zzzz: He is still pissed

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128596
 26.05.2016
111: it is actually strange to read about such - "taked and went to Asia to winter", people have no cats?
I directly imagined how I said to my Canadian cat with I don't know how many layers of hair: And now let's go to Bali! How she will look at me.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128595
 26.05.2016
Added

You don’t want to understand one simple thing. The preventive effect of punishment (in order for others to understand what it is full of) depends not on its severity, but on its irreversibility.

Someone has to guarantee that inevitability. Only who, if everyone takes bribes and is responsible for the inevitability too?

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