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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16656
 21.05.2009
Author of Quotes:
___________
Loneliness is something we invent when nobody tells us three simple words.
I love you.
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So cool, so complacent. Let’s post pictures of cats here.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16655
 21.05.2009
How to draw icons?

To draw the icons, first you need to take the sanctified lip boards, a timber and get a blessing.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №16654
 21.05.2009
Prim: I have a conspicuous plan
Prim: We should send Ariya to the next Eurovision
Prim: Then they will remember that the Finns sent lords and they will understand that they need to send a rock band to Eurovision
Prim: And gradually, from a pop contest, Eurovision to turn into a rock festival!
Prim: The dream of an idiot.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16653
 21.05.2009
If the alarm sounds, it doesn’t mean I need to get up straight!

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16652
 20.05.2009
from ZH:
His husband opened the series "Doctor House" for himself, and for a few weeks, coming from work, he is watching it. I’m upset that I just don’t seem to exist for him now, but I could handle it. But this series had a huge impact on him. He stopped shaving, walks in dumb shoes, when he comes home – he doesn’t say goodbye, and almost accuses me of lying. Hamit not only insulted everyone, he recently insulted my mom when she called. Everyone makes a diagnosis, but not a doctor at all. Our concierge (God’s grandmother) put syphilis, and it’s all in that spirit. To try to talk, to find out the relationship answers "yes, I am such a difficult person, girls like it". Evil is missing. And foolish jokes about the wolf constantly. The most unpleasant thing – I was disappointed in this man, I didn’t expect that he was an adult with two in/o, could go crazy because of some stupid series.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16651
 20.05.2009
Did your wife drown?? to
Kattie_me: No, I have had lunch.
Pashy: My mother is on her bare feet, who dares to offend my treasure?
Kattie_me is you!! to
I will kill the cattle.)
Kattie me: thank you.
Kattie_me: It’s got easier for me.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №16650
 20.05.2009
I go in a dog.In front of the seat, 1 in 1 Keanu Reeves in his youth...Oh, I think, kiss the guy's nickname Neo.Look, and he gets a textbook on C++ from his backpack about_O
I am scared.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16649
 20.05.2009
and yes. Before there were no screws - the BAM was built, the revolutions in Cuba were arranged... and now they fought in the JJ and calmed down.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16648
 20.05.2009
I may not be the worst in the world. Sitting recently, by contact sharril. I thought about the group "Fans of group sex". Number of participants: 1

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16647
 20.05.2009
Q: How is life?
Wow, shit, but I still try to look at things positively.
XHH: for example?
WOW: No example...I’m just trying to inspire myself.


[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №16646
 20.05.2009
xxx (21:57:13 15/05/2009)
Here I do not understand.

xxx (21:57:21 15/05/2009)
How is it possible

yyy (21:57:35 15/05/2009)
? to

xxx (21:58:31 15/05/2009)
with nick "I Love Only Him" being on the avatar in underwear... a hint that "I Love Only Him, But Fuck With Everyone"?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16645
 20.05.2009
D: I have a whole porn porn day dreamed... gesture just...
M is cool...
M: Will you let me see?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16644
 20.05.2009
The story the author observed on the bank of the river. The sight was sent by SMS in the online mode.

I watch the scene of family clashes between a husband and wife with a morrow.

The witch has pulled up, they are already beating him with his legs.
Both are crying!

Not at first he told her as possible with a living husband, and people aged 30 may be less. He lies, they are gone. The pipet.

Fishermen approached him as if he was alive.

and crying. His wife and a friend changed, and himself for 4 months, a gesture! The fishermen took vodka. My wife is back, the show continues.

Fishermen kick off a man from his wife, the spectacle is more!

The witch again. Now 3 on 2. The fishermen treated with understanding, will not offend.

husband and wife. She says to him, “You’re so good,” and he cries. Fishermen drink vodka.

Everybody finally left. and silence.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16643
 20.05.2009
I always dress in fashionable, washed, smooth, smell delicious, use creams and lacks. Girls don’t need them, they don’t need me, they’re disgusting.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16642
 20.05.2009
Sexyboy entered the chat.
Sexyboy is out of the chat.
Sexyboy entered the chat.
Sexyboy is out of the chat.
Sexyboy entered the chat.
xxx: stop fuck the chat!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16641
 20.05.2009
News from Eurovision... That journalists smoke... I was killed by the phrase "And even Diana Gurskaya looked into the makeup shop to look at the star" Would kill such magazines...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16640
 20.05.2009
The situation...
I go by bus. The road is dirty, the pit in the pit...Naturally, the driver is trying to get away from them, that is, the bus rolls on the track from left to right and back...
At some point somewhere in the middle of the room a scream:
"Thanks to me! Are you sleeping or drunk? Why do you take us from the cane to the cane?"
In response from the driver's seat is distributed: "who, b***t, don't like can on x**, go out right now and present all your pretensions to roadmen!!!!!!!!"

After that, there was silence all the way in the bus.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №16639
 20.05.2009
Misunderstanding is what allows men and women to keep
Interest in each other.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №16638
 20.05.2009
I recently took my cat for castration. All passed
Fortunately, the veterinarian took her out of the operating room.
The animal (still under anesthesia) and sat in the reception room to fill the journal.
Question: What is the name of your cat?
I say: Fidel... now is Castro...

I hadn’t expected such a roar...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16637
 20.05.2009
Guinness Book of Records:
In one night, a cell phone replaced seven people.
The owners. Two of them survived.

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