So, when I gathered the Penguins from the Kindergarten Surprise, did I know I was going to be a Linux?

Madly

Ladies and gentlemen, we will need a cupcake with a whisper at home.
mmm: Aha, and also a bowl with ballayka and a pot with a bowl...))

xxx: Remember, came to the account (for the first time, before this you have not appeared at lectures on this subject). The wicked man looked at me through his glasses and grit:
My friend, I don’t know you.
I am him:
But I know you.
He scratched his neck and grit:
Well, that is already good.
Then I set up an automaton.

We check the hearing of the doctor in the clinic. The doctor whispered: a candy. Bone (3 years), also whispering: - I can't - allergy...

How an accident leads to love:
My cat, Sema, after the second breakfast, as usual tasted the fresh air on the balcony. Until the crossroads clogged the window and Sam as a real cascader flew down, from the fifth floor and without a parachute..From the catE all the norm came out, planned on the straw growing under the balcony. More frightened the cat, who peacefully slept on the branch of the same tree.This is how their first acquaintance and date happened.Since then, the unfortunate "letun" periodically burns his new acquaintance.Vida considered her his talisman, and he fell from the sky happiness.

by admin, Luboff

Why did Jack not heal his wound? Was water the source of life?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY In 6 seasons of the documentary series LOST you found the first mismatch!!!! to

8:45 Count Vladislav III: my congratulations) what day will you do?)
At 8:46 am I am a child ?))
8:46 Count Vladislav III: Do you wake up or already by fact? =) is

I get rid of my girlfriend! I watched porn with her. Suddenly she cries in the middle of the movie - take a break. I think "all, mature!" And she’s me – look at what makeup this actress has! I want that too. My face had to be filmed on the camera.

Georg (23:05:01 24/05/2010)
I can count your teeth shorter.

Subzero (23:05:18 24/05/2010)
Don’t worry, they’re 32!! to

From one forum:

1.5 years ago I bought a laptop with a already installed Vista. At first I also doubted. I don’t see any difference between Vista and Windows. Truth, as a reinsurer, installed parallel windows - but never used them.

XX: this is when our factory put on all the engines of the smooth start system and the factory began to pay three times less from the controlling organization with the Omons came to find out where we steal their electricity

xxx: Yesterday evening, just before a vocal lesson, I broke my voice during the epilation of the bikini zone.

Shop in front of the box. A woman (J) with her daughter (aged 20-25) (D) thoughtfully look at the little stuff (gloves, condoms, etc.)) is :
D: It is an intimate lubricant. The warming...
Also... for the winter...

25.05 Attention and attention! The city was attacked by gangsters!by XDDD.

xxx: I have a question
Go to: Go
Q: Do you have a boyfriend?
WOW: A good question...
A bad answer!!! to

In school in English lessons:
What are you going to do in your holidays?
Student: I'll be vegetable

A woman can be a friend of a man only in this sequence: first a friend, then a mistress, and then a friend.
A.P. Chekhov

As was clearly said by the brother studying in those. Philosophy is concerned only with what proves its importance to itself, while others pay no attention to it, and do not suffer from it.

What is your favorite superhero?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX Why?
yyy: He can eat cement and quietly grind with bricks =)
xxx: FacePalm

Comments on the news about the creation of a 33 terabytes disk:

Thirty Terabytes
Just imagine the headline of the news - "Pirates released a disc with games "3500 in 1" - eight gamers died of overdose".