Walk in the park with my family. There are two guys standing nearby, drinking beer, talking about something quietly. A motorcyclist rides by the enduric, the guys notice him, shake his hand. He brakes, but does not come in, showing with his hand: a pedestrian zone, I will not go. The guys approach him, the motorcyclist lifts the helmet and rests on the steering wheel. We have interruptions of the conversation:
Do you remember Toh? Which of the two weddings? So I divorced. His wife scandalized him, broke the doorstep of everything, plus the divorce of the babble. And Vanku’s wife constantly cheats that she doesn’t bring much money, and Zhorka...
After a few minutes of such a conversation, one of the guys asks the biker:
How are you yourself?
and I? A smile appears on the bike’s face. I have a motorcycle and I have a motorcycle.
The guy wears a cotton helmet back, starts a bike and leaves.

xxx: Heard in the Crab Nebula flash in (gamma range)
YYY: It’s Putin’s relatives sending him a encrypted message.
Zzzz: Where will the President be transmitted from? The Big Bear?

What does laziness do to a man... I started running in the evenings only to not write my diploma!

The best comment to the new film X-Men First Class just killed:

This submarine is similar to my former one.

This is a tape:
The cashier of an illegal exchange in Moscow locked the door and burned money for five hours.

the_bmf: The fool fucking graduates at the end of June, not at the end of May!

Nemo: Yes, I also fucked them all!!! The park next to the house, will be eaten and sludge under the windows, pedras!

BMF: It is like a ball. Not a fucking fuck.

1 - Kahl as a Saigak!
2 is on the go?
1 - *s
1 is fucking)

My grandmother does not taste good.
XXX is also unpleasant.

Tell your physicist that E = ms2
And don’t forget to show your language ;)
WOW :D

We live in Germany. We had a story with our neighbors, the Germans.
My father put the car at the neighbor’s side on the plot, as the road to our house runs through this plot. Seeing this, the German man ran out of the house in his family trousers. Eyes for five copies. Suffering from the greed of the Russians, he began to mourn his father, and his father on that day was also not in the spirit.
German Father: Get out of here! and fast! (Go away from here! and fast!)
The father looked at him with anger and said to him in Russian: Go NACHER!
The German stood up, looked around and said: Nachher? Then after – then after. Then then? And then so later!)
And went home.

You have to love your girlfriend, just love, you want to raise someone: buy a dog.

You have to love your girlfriend, just love, you want to raise someone: buy a dog, strain a girl - raise a girl, love a dog.

He: What are you doing?
She planted flowers
He is Nafiga?
She: What is Nafija? I must!
He: Yes, I have two florists I know.
Yes, I will give you free.
Yes, they also give it for free. A huge advantage - they don't even have to give flowers.
I am actually talking about flowers. You guys only hear what you need.
What are the flowers?
See also: Astra
Do you give it later?
She: I’ve heard a shit in the question...

If you’ve met a person who looks confidently into the future, it means that he’s already purchased salt, light bulbs and sugar.

The Institute. The Naval Department.
The radio works are taught by the captain of the first rank D. D is(in speech - Dima), a visible, representative man with a naked (to gloss) head
(Something smiled on the armor - the same type). At one of the last before the exam classes reports: "Whoever does not answer the principle of the radio, then you beat the scheme of Popov - a pair without talking!"
The Exam. In the hallway of the department, a student brotherhood who has already passed the hornyle of tests. From the audience comes another hope of domestic shipbuilding. To the traditional question “Well, how?” She literally whispered through her pressed teeth: “Well, Dima! Well, S-S-Suk-K-ka is there!”
The back door opens, the glowing Dimina’s head rises into the door:
“Dima is not a shit, Dima warned!”

- What is more important to "United Russia", to theft or fraud?
Probably to theft, because it takes brains to cheat.

Posts tagged with "Relationship"
Hi to.
We found grammatical errors on page 52.
Our designer repaired them.We send files with samples.

So I want to ask "And maybe his?"

riggcie I was still laughing at how the robot vacuum cleaner scratched the whole house, I thought, here are the fools.
I forgot to put the guide today. He got into the cat’s plate, scratched the food and smeared it through the beige palace.
Now I have a palas with a delicate smell of turkey and chicken.

Commentary on the article about the Moscow man-eater.

Apparently a crazy. A normal person, having broken up a friend, will not throw him into the river, but will put him in the freezer and will eat quality food for another month.

The U.S. leads the world championship for democracy this year in Libya.

Tired, I go to the grocery store after the knock and on the machine.
Do you have fresh strawberries?
A salesman with humor.
There are no sweet ones, only yesterday’s ones.

He left and forgot what he was coming for.