Let me rest!! to
He had been rushing for a couple of hours to make tea for himself... everyone was not allowed to take off his ass from the chair. The brain is stuck.
Ura to! There was time! I take a bag of tea, put it in a cup, and it’s already the 5th :(

I have 2 good news, good news and bad news...which one to start with?
Hi, let’s go with a good =)
Yesterday, when I was lying in bed, I noticed that your breasts grew sharply.
Thank you so much, so good, so good, so bad.
I’m serious, go check it out.
They are
O-O is a reaction

In one forum, in the section "Flood":
User-I suggest to create a topic to discuss admin!
The manager is at risk. ;)
You wrote freedom of speech.
Yes, but I have the freedom of action.

When my programmer boyfriend (now husband) before the wedding brought me to read "notes of the programmer’s bride" with the words "read, what’s waiting for you", I thought he was joking. I read it, laughed...and it turned out to be true! and :(

Karasu (22:53:06 16/05/2009)
I have a belly bath under the water and not completely hide.

Karasu (22:53:13 16/05/2009)
Tifou is not there.

A work composed of other works or parts thereof?
Bot: Advice _ _ _ _
fromKorolev: Diploma

From the game to the mafia.

MafiaGameServer: Dan (a peaceful citizen) was killed by a maniac in the night. The hat in the ass confirms this version of experts.

There is a discussion about the fight against cockroaches:

XXX: What about the cockroach killer? Plants a glass bowl with dozens of cockroaches, they will start to eat each other, eventually only one remains, you release it and he tosses all the other cockroaches.

Yyy: or he will raise up the rebellion and force me out.

Handur
By the way, you won’t believe the happiness... in terms of the matrix.

We went, I remember, to drink vodka with the praporters. In front of us is a tired man. He pushes him strongly. The long coat is folded, the dark glasses on the back of the neck are thrown away. And then we go after him for 30 meters. The man suddenly enters the telephone box. I turned away for a second - I turned to the side where the man entered the booth. He is not there!!! to

Handsome (
We get closer - and he is lying there and sleeping, shit.

I have one such feeling that Russia SPECIALLY nominated Prihodko to participate, that it would NOT happen to win Eurovision!!! to

<DON> she entered the arc like no one went back..perverted as I usually do it alone at home.I returned..pill the girl stands..well smiled the flying 0_O
<BatON>When you write, ask what I do! The entire audience read your quote through the projector.)
<DON>Let me go!!! What a day like that!! to
<BatON>* under the table together with the audience makes small bowls*
<DON>*wrapping on OPE hair*

From a Women's Forum
(It is about what irritates them in their husbands)

lady
And I am angry that my husband after sex always brings a penis to my lips (like a microphone) and says:
A few words about your work.

Someday the demand began to lust the husband, "in the most interesting place, he, too in the middle of a dream: yes, yours, I only write sometimes...

I walk with my daughter on the playground (children play, parents sit on the benches). Some boys 7-8 years old play in "war", running with toy machine guns.
In the dust of the game, one of the boys whispered: “Where are you going, shit?Soon his mother came out of the store and said, “What, fucking, are these words?”and "

HHH: Well, how are you going?
WOW: WOW and WOW

You know, I love you platonically.
He: It means you don’t want to fuck, but you’re afraid to send?

What does it smell? ????! to
YYY: Dad, these are flavours with coconut and peach.
xxx:Gavnersik, a place like in the Indian church... do you have no chance in the wood doll closet?In the apartment should smell bad!! to

XXX is
I know the secret of my body.
XXX is
I have a shorter button in my stomach.
XXX is
When the electricity gets there, something falls on the button and I want to sleep.

The girl issued a phrase that expresses the whole essence of female behavior "she wanted to forget something and said"

by BloodHorse:

Shit, someone has recovered all the files from my Cart... That desktop looks like a library to them. Lenin with broken sewerage.