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[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64732
 26.05.2012
@mrznkl: In my opinion, Norilsk residents are already quite ready, physically and morally, to mine minerals somewhere on Saturn’s satellites.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64731
 26.05.2012
The woman finds a folder with porn. They are trying to create a scandal.
Wife: I joked in the compass, found you a lot of naked women’s whispers! Cheer to fuck?! to
I: Be glad that you are not men!
I thought.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64730
 26.05.2012
[22:40:35] Kenny: The guitarist on Jiggard looks like something.
[22:41:09] Alexander: they are all like a Jigguru, he is their uterus)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64729
 26.05.2012
XXX: and now I eat a sandwich like your penis
and :(

XXX is bite.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64728
 26.05.2012
I am an illusionist!
C: Hah, you made the letter "l" in this word disappear

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64727
 26.05.2012
We chose a juicer with my wife on the Yandex market, read one of their reviews: Disadvantages:

Do not make berry juice.

I decided not to take, I love berry juice)))))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64726
 26.05.2012
"X": I bought a refresher for the mouth ))
"X": Scuca delicious all eaten )

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64725
 26.05.2012
Coffee in Moscow:
Seller: Do you want to get our storage card?
I don’t go here often...
We are also in Surga.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №64724
 26.05.2012
The radio is always quiet in the car, and I don't listen to it at all, but today's news struck my girl's psyche completely:
"The monkey from the udmurt zoo predicted the victory of the Buranov grandmothers"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64723
 26.05.2012
After spontaneous and overly violent sex, the wife:
I didn’t know if we had sex or were fighting?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64722
 26.05.2012
Humiliates people who with a mouth foam persuade others to urgently stop watching TV, because you just get dumb from it. And then, proudly raising their heads, they go to watch their favorite series on the compass.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64721
 26.05.2012
XXX: I have a bad situation here.
YYY: What happened?
I turned on the music louder and started singing.
I sing with all my heart, with all my heart.
Then I noticed that the window was open.
I look, and there is a crowd under the windows. Fuck you fucking.
yyy: haha :D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64720
 26.05.2012
Tomorrow is holidays.
I succeed a lot.
The main thing is not to turn on the computer.
The main thing is not to include
Not to include!! to
Do not be this time.

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64719
 26.05.2012
All of these stalls are action and spy games are full foul. The top of the skill is working in the office to not burn up, that you have a pack of tea in the box for 100 bags and a kilogram pack of pieces of sugar.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64718
 26.05.2012
Discussion of the girl:

YYY: Do you want to fuck her or do you treat her like dawn?
XXX: And how do they relate to dawn, or maybe it’s a trap?
Yyy: at dawn they just look, admire and don't want to fuck
XXX: An Important Note

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64717
 26.05.2012
You don’t understand, communicating with Ball Wilson is the only thing that saved the hero Tom Hanks from madness on a desert island.
WOW: Communication with the ball saved you from madness??? Do you understand what you wrote?))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64716
 26.05.2012
Porn actors take pseudonyms by the name of their first cat and the name of the street on which they live.
My boss Nikolai - "Yes, you are an officer, I am Alice Armenian"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64715
 26.05.2012
If a girl really wants you, you will have to persuade her twice as long. The logic is such.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №64714
 26.05.2012
Every day, exactly at 2 p.m., the car of our company enters the bank. The driver comes out and carries two bags of money. This time to the bank he did not reach a few meters because he got a good hit on the head, broke out the bags, and the unknown picked them up and tried to escape... And escaped, but without money. We are a transport company, routers. Passengers are calculated, as a rule, small things and in each bag was kilograms forty. The force of the thief was only a few meters.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №64713
 26.05.2012
My wife loves to talk to me after sex... and it’t have been a problem if it hadn’t been three years since we divorced.
And that bitch still calls me every time...

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