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What would you do if your girlfriend were always lying?? to

Tyzhambek 24.05.2010 16:58:31
I would have a second one who is constantly telling the truth and Alzheimer’s disease to constantly forget who is telling the truth and who is lying... there would be a megacleic quest!!!! to

I thought, could Edward calmly drink Bella’s blood once a month for a few days, that he’s mocking it?
YYY: What are you talking about o_0?
You fuck me, I’m talking about darkness!
YYY: We had sex under this labyrinth, and you were able to watch the movie?
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XXX at home?
yyy: uhu, I sit master waiting for the alarm
What if no one else remains at home?
XXX, but I don’t trust him.

Pehat: My neighbor smokes into the notebook and every 20 minutes asks the whole room: “Are I EBU?”and "
Pehat: And it’s all because he’s looking, scuco, "Pokémon", and answers the note to the question "What Pokémon is this?".

Let’s, maybe we can still say thank you to the Russian hockey team, although we all expected more.

Semen: My wife smiles at me - at 8.30 a.m. the pregnancy test showed 2 strips, at 11.00 she is already talking out loud about which institution to choose the child!

in the appeal committee. The Military:
The army you would like to serve in?
Well, I cuddled without a back-thinking and cuddled:
Imperial assault aircraft.
I was shocked XD

I bought a lottery ticket for 10r.
I open - there is the letter "X" (you lose)
I buy another one - there is the letter "U" (you lose)
The third is not purchased.

by 23:15
Daddy: Son, can you still sleep?
Child (4 years old): No
Father : Oh! Do you remember the tale of the girl in the red hat?! to
“No, I forgot to tell you.
Dad: So is it. There was a girl...

At 10:15 a.m. the father wakes up from his son’s question:
What kind of snake?

kas2m: There was no winter rubber in the USSR.
There was, but a deficit.
kas2m: in the USSR rubber was generally a deficit. There were many accidents and children.

It is strange that no one has written.
When you look at the sky or the ceiling... or something very bright.
You can see bubbles.
They are small and slide down.
You look at them.
Does no one see them?t t t t

The architect is the one in whom there is still a male engineering beginning, but the pederistic inclinations of the designer have already appeared.

Hot water is cold and yellow.

[14:54:03] <Zmey> who will watch Eurovision?))))))
[14:54:58] <J.o.k.e.r> no smart TV after yesterday's hockey

Why are you sitting here so seriously?
I think about the problems of Russia.
What is open here for you?
-Bash, from here about the problems and find out...

Glamour is how the beast sees beauty.

by BOFH

I remembered a funny scene at the bookshelf. The guest sees it.
several thick volumes of pre-revolutionary edition with golden incisions,
He asks the owner:
and Dale?
The answer:
and brahma.
The second guest:
Gentlemen, what are you saying about such happiness?

Working in Moscow as a conductor of a trolley bus, Mongol Erden until now
He says he is collecting tribute from the Russians.

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Most importantly, do not go to the category of "only a friend" for her) or I’ve done so)) all known girls are friends! I don’t want to be friends!! I want to fuck! ?

Nathaniel (14:01:47 24/05/2010)
For men, it’s easier to see what a girl’s breasts are.
We women are always waiting for surprises.

Vladimir (14:08:11 24/05/2010)
Men have a choice at this time. You can refuse in advance if you do.
And for women - in most cases, it is very difficult to give up the surprise.)