The whole spring my husband complained that his socks were missing. Constantly buying new, in a week again to wear nothing. And yesterday I cleaned my warm shoes, and in the shoe box I found ALL his socks. Dirty, curled, carefully hidden.
I swept, of course.
Now the question: where to hang the sixty-seven pairs of clean socks?! to

by onliner.by From the discussion of the news:" Russian paid 1.2 million euros for a flight into space in the company with DiCaprio"
Imad: Being with Dicaprio on the same large ship is a bad sign))

xxx: And I remember in my youth in the military commando I enter the door with an incomprehensible tablet "doctor-specialist", there a woman is sitting at the table and writing something.I sit on the contrary, I try to move the chair more conveniently, so I am barely taken away from it with the cry "CHEAT BACK!" In place!".And then she writes like nothing else has happened. I’m on the baggage, I think "Shazanouta some..."Anne is not. The opposite is a psychiatrist.

And yes - the surgeon also crumbled, and LOR - badly heard)

News in VC:
"American boy Scouts decided to accept gay in their ranks."
First comment, 35 likes in 10 minutes:
"The fire will burn each other"

In life, of course, there are coincidences, but to the place of the DTP comes an emergency commissioner by the name of Rex...

I never understood why many TV clips go without sound, accompanied by music from another source. The acquaintance, who went to drink coffee in a state of thoughtfulness, almost got a break in the pattern, watching Gazmanov accompanied by the choir Alexandrov performing Nothing else matters with the voice of James Hatfield.

Krasus: Happiness was a gun
Tagged: hat
Krasus: I came to the jur.division of vision to put
I have a girl there asking.
Krasus: What if I connect a laptop and a computer on the USB, nothing will happen?
Krasus: No, it won’t happen
Krasus: Involves and there and there Yusb
Krasus: Why is nothing happening?? to

A dead city in the style of a zombie apocalypse, broken windows, destroyed buildings, devastating silence... And only on a semi-destroyed window sheet a plastic flower cheers joyfully with its leaves.

Remembered Bradbury, "There will be gentle rain"

Dm4k: The risk of earning a little more than a couple of disadvantages, but I still ask: iPhone 5 users ride electric cars?)

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Friends, now all the suburbs of Moscow go to work on the rails, regardless of the financial situation.
I was confused about how many BMWs my client has, both black and white and red... And every morning he goes to the station, leaves the car, sits on the electric car and goes to work. And the whole city does that.

But in the geometry of Lobachevsky we know all the builders well. and love her. How many times I was convinced when repairing apartments: two parallel straight lines will necessarily intersect, bind by a node and run in different directions.

Fortress 6 is a stunning movie, whoever tells you anything! Do not listen to anyone. But Fortress has only one disadvantage that blends the whole film - at the end, during the final titles, the characters don't dance and don't sing the Indian song, although the genre strictly obliges!

At the very beginning of the battle WOT, someone writes "I am overloading".
And we, clothes, do not recharge!You are not on Twitter!

I went to this site for the first time. Adults, are you really such idiots?
Daniel, 12 years

Answer by mail.
XXX: What is your favorite horror movie?
I have watched a lot of horror films and, unfortunately, more often not interesting and meaningless movies have been hit lately.
YYY: The most favorite is when the salary is over, and the child comes from school and says "Dad, tomorrow you need to hand over 3,5 thousand rubles for textbooks, + 2,5 thousand for the shirt, + 1500 for a gift to the school, the teacher and their loved ones.

If I had a dollar every time I was told I was nice, I would have one dollar. Thank you very much!"
Following is his sister’s comment – "You’d have two dollars"

to this:

But I’m curious, I just want to insert a solid sign into the new fashion word "webinar".?

No, now I too.

I went to the doctor yesterday and asked, what can I eat? He says so seriously – “Everything!” and then flows up in a wide smile and adds “Besides fried, fatty, salty, peppery, spicy, sour, flour, milk, sweet, alcoholic and carbonated.”

A sectarian comes to our office. And asks, pointing to the bilateral print on the xerox:
Who can do it on both sides?
What one of the department employees says:
- here is better not to - here black... better in the neighboring office!

XXX: Yesterday almost drowned in the sauna to the ibis
XXX: The chat I did not expect from an externally standard pool of 2.5 meters depth

YYY: What was built there on the site of the former breakthrough?

XXX: and he is transparent fuck
XXX: you will know how much there is
XXX: And I still thought when I was inspecting the swimming pool to do on the second floor?
XXX is out.
XXX: He is crazy on the first
XXX: This is the entrance to the second

YYY: our design solutions are the most design solutions

XXX: Well, I thought that I was shaking as usual on the chest of the sunrise, taking the Baltic zero in one hand, wrapped in the second.
XXX: I jump off the board.
XXX: good beer in the bank was, dropped without thinking

YYY: Did the fish swim?

XXX: A fish crawls to the surface

I turned on the TV after a long break. The usual muzzle. But the blow came from the unexpected side... at first the song “Kamon euryrabadi” of the Leningrad group in the performance of a pop band in the Ukrainian manner was a shock for me, continued the action of the heavy life ballad of Olya Polyakova “A hammer shrap-shrap”. I got Stas Kostyushko "Dear no rji, I bought you a 3-G". She turned off the TV and went into a psychic.