The second day does not work Yandex cards/transports - nothing is loaded.

The ex called.
How about personal life?
There is not her.
When are you going to marry?
Almost never at all. What did I forget there?
Okay, you don’t want to – don’t talk. And your mom said you have two toothbrushes in your bathroom.
There are four there right now. Make any conclusions you want from it.

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Suslik: Yes, in principle, most proposals are very even boring, you will see the proposed salary.

by shakko-kitsune

Here is my favorite quote from Grey.

Valentine Serov – Unknown <Summer 1907 and gt;

M<yellow> g<yellow>!
In spite of all the patriarchality of the local customs, I can nevertheless not let you know that the place you have chosen for bathing (without any costume) somewhat confuses the inhabitants of my country. Ready for services of V. Serov

From the comments:

> If you continue to swim without a suit in front of my country, then you will soon become a hero of the youtub (shortly) mobile exhibition!

This decision by Microsoft Corporation caused sharp criticism, and on Sunday, the American computer giant released a free upgrade for Windows XP, which was previously offered only for a fee, for the first time in three years.
More criticism, more updates

From one forum:
A sudden awakening is dangerous to humans. You can even die from it!
I: The most abrupt and unexpected awakening in my life was usually accompanied by a scream: “Rota! Rise!" But I don’t remember to have anyone died from it.

(xxx works in a large gaming company)
The programmers are such programmers. I get out of their conversations. I went to our dining room - the bugs are discussing what new car the boss has and apparently things in the company are going the same way, since the machine is cheaper than two lam.

I went to the dining room on the floor of the artists - loudly, almost before the fisting, the animators discuss the current policy, and the artists manage to do everything at once depending on who likes it.

xxh: went to the top: in silence and tranquility, the team leads reluctantly discusses the features of the cache systems, what exactly and how they need to spray for the project. A dozen young boys look into his mouth, two other timlids rattle their foreheads and clarify unknown places for them.

Thanks to Robert L. Stevenson, the oldest of the famous peoples that inhabited Scotland, the bad reputation of the slopes, who preferred to die than to make at least a modest contribution to the world culture, was established.

feedback to the WiFi router ASUS RT-AC5300 (~23 kWh) in one of the retail networks:
Benefits: If you put a raw egg in the middle, it will boil!
Disadvantages: The product category was selected incorrectly - move to the multi-factory.
The overall impression: Super!

At work, the programmer told that a salutation in Mario happens if at the end of the round the timer ends on the number 1, 3 or 6. And my older brother told me that the salute was started by the spectators who watched me play. If you like it, it will be six.

C is swimming. I wake up at 7:30 a.m. because I want to drink. I usually have a cup of water or juice on the cover table.
C: Generally speaking, for some reason Jack was in the cup.
I don't think I'll go to the office today :D
E: You’re not driving, what do you have with a cup?
C: I also thought so and opened the beer :D

The most common office of the Soviet type, in the middle of the day. A girl enters the office and asks:

Can I see Sergei Sergeevich?

Having received the answer that he went out, he clarifies: “That is, he’s just sitting here, just gone out? Or I was told two sets of numbers - 521 and 773, I forgot that from this phone number, and what - the office, went to check randomly.

Q: What is the composition of the book?
The composition of the book - 100% cellulose
xxx: on cellulose ink composition printed
Would you like the content?
Theme: EU

10 years ago I watched 2 retirees barely fight, discussing the advantages and disadvantages of a greenhouse and a greenhouse.
It doesn’t matter what to fight about. About the corals finish - you can talk about the greenhouses.

For most women, a thick ass is just good :-)
yyy: But sometimes it goes straight into the shoulders without narrowing in the middle :)

The driver who ran into a crowd in New York said he had “heard voices.”

of naturally. The Voice. From the crowd: Be careful! Stand up! Where are you, Muddy?! to

One man in a joke to someone else's throw suggested the topic of eating a cornflower with cream. The shit really started.

bfz: Why do cigarette packs have such awful inscriptions and pictures? My kids are smoking! by Facepalm
I was once forced to smoke a pack of cigarettes.
I don’t smoke the package now.

From Fresh to Fresh

What is your hobby?
and cooking.
Are you preparing?
and em.

Announcement of the Secretary (c:) in the corporate chat:
After lunch there will be no meeting.
XHH: What happened?
C: The boss came from the tax office and everything changed cardinally.
Irina, well, your mother, now everything is going to change.
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