by Ello4ka
You know, after we’ve had sex with you, I think you’ve been avoiding me!
by Monnstrom:
Not at all.
Monnstro has gone offline.

And you know that we have a new lounge opened on the road :) It works 24 hours a day :)

Opened by Putin cardiovascular center in Penza ceased to work - he is not given money. The quotas for treatment allocated by the Ministry of Health and Social Development for 2009 have expired and funds have ceased to come in.

A billion dollars for Eurovision! It is also a loss!! The question is why it is us? Wouldn’t it be better to spend that money on the right things?

XXX: It was hot in the car, and I first removed the shell, then the jacket, then opened the coat.
And then began to roast over the sitting man, who tried to look in the decoult, but did not cross the chip, that if you give up a place, it will be better seen ;)

Lenka: When it comes to minette, my vagina is jealous of my mouth like a pipet!

I’m shocked...I just learned that the guy I’ve been dating for 2 years has been teaching in my university for 5 years!

Steel Ice: daughter came to mother and asked a sho such "anuf"

Doolgo explained, it turns out to be from "anish like a dog, aglas like an eagle".

by Angell666
I think now... two hamsters, and a wheel, then one)))

by TMB@NZAYTM:
D and what?

by Angell666
How will they turn it?

by TMB@NZAYTM:
And you buy the third, let the bills sell :-D

What? To put a knee on me, and an emo?
and asphalt.

Plya, on the one hand you think "Here are the ancestors of the ppz, all the raspberries are ruined, everything will be okay, well, why does she not let us sleep with us?", and on the other "Bla, I will have a daughter, I will not let her go anywhere with such pets!!!" ) )

XXX: A where is "any key"?
YYY: If you fall rough in the keyboard, then you must press!

Why don’t humans fly like birds? Fast, straight and straight?

The man has a white hot - there are huge cockroaches.
He says: "Well, in short, I sit at the table. Suddenly, the leader rushes to me. Zenki is out. And ka-a-ak gets a huge x-y and begins to hit them on the table. What kind of shit is it?"

There was a strange incident in one of Moscow’s stallions. Just got the camera to take some rubble, as the guard appeared with a scream: shoot! cannot be filmed! I thought you came here to sweat, if you sweat, sweat! It cannot be filmed!)

A letter from the Dean came "Please send your wishes for the next academic year for 1 semester"
He replied, “Let the students, when they come to the lectures, bow down at my feet and call me my master.”

Working in Sapporo:
- we have an A4 sheet hanging on the wall, it is written with BIG LETTERS - "If you call from the number XX-XX - HISSE!"
And the pen is written the number of the contract and who how much with this subscriber has fought.

From the horror commentary on the tracker:
xxx: "In my childhood I thought it was a comedy"
You have a terrible childhood to see"

Chinese student survived fall from 17th floor
There are so many that some laws of physics are not enough.

A company advertises cruises off the coast of Somalia.

We guarantee at least two attempts of piracy. If they do not happen, we will refund half of the money, including the cost of renting weapons and unused ammunition.

I can give a girl an unforgettable pleasure.
Don’t come on a date? =) is