– Dad, let’s buy a shale!
- Buy, son, only that is called lavash.

Anonymous answers to questions. What would you do if you woke up one morning as a woman?
111> I would walk naked in front of the mirror
222> I would jump and shake my breasts
333> I would have had sex with another girl
444> How you have everything primitive. There one recently woke up and won Eurovision.

I went to get a DMS policy in Volgograd. They said that the insurance costs 50K rubles and the maximum insurance payments 40K rubles. And what is the meaning of this action and where the insurance could not explain O_o

here here :
I remember living in the community. Somewhere the joke saw: how much is 10 times a hundred grams?
If they answered a liter, I called people alkasha. Everyone said so, even the girls. But I will never forget how I asked the local alcanavt of Vitunyu, and he thoughtlessly answered the kilogram.That's how I broke the pattern and I realized that this test was foul and stopped asking everyone this question.
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I work in school. Once I asked this question to all my colleagues for a long time, so all the teachers said that there will be a liter and only the guard of Seroj said that the kilogram (I swear!)))

This is not an army, it is a fairy tale. Today we were transferred to a captain with the name Kruk. And as the typical ordinary Russian army believes, I managed to catch up and fly away from it for a long time) Peter Penn fuck!

HH: I should meet you. When can you? Or don’t you know yet? Every day, except for p.
Mr. Jappel is heavy, so let’s go beyond it. We will decide on it.
See also: Blind
What a shit.
Tagged: day
WOW: What I taught my phone ?
Oh yeah, and I thought, "Jopel" a very appropriate word here! I thought that was exactly what you wanted to say...

Reserve: "Spring price" :)

“Dime, tell me, why do you want to fuck Lenka and I don’t?
“Well, Lenka is so fragile, so cute, so I want to protect her and fuck her. You are IRA.
You protect anyone and you fuck.

From Driving:
Further, the inverter, independently captured from the honestly reduced from the work of the interruptor. We take the uninterruptor, button, relay, 12V fan from the comp, double socket, wire and blue insulator, we put all this in the bag and shake vigorously, at the output we get such a half-kilowatt inverter.

The first day of the session, and the concentration of luzes has already approached hysterical.
Exam on Saturday.
Which one? OO
The OTCB.
What is it? O_O

The citizen:
The Cultural Man:
Why the idiots? Completely adequate people. In contrast, from the nids, parking their fucking crows as they got. Or are you one of those idiots who are so upset?

The wrath is so righteous. Here is just one big question. and clarified. And why do they put their "foolishness" how did they get there? If it’s because they want it so much, though around a bunch of normal free parking spaces, then yes, I fully support the beams of diarrhea to their address.
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I’m not interested in why the bargain sells heroin – his daughter is sick, his mother, or he’s going to give money to an orphanage, or he wants to buy himself a pursuit – he has to sit in jail. I’m not interested in why the beetle puts his cars on the lawn – little parking, the command of the Lord or a banal shame – it shouldn’t be so. If you want a car but there is no parking – go and solve it yourself with your government before you buy it, it shouldn’t be a concern for a person who doesn’t have a car. Meanwhile, the cars will burn from time to time, reminding you that if you need parking - take care of it yourself.

Early in the morning, he is still asleep. I walked into the kitchen from a deep bottom.
A cold cup of tea. behind the glass. I take a teaspoon, apply to the nose, throw my head...
On the ceiling is a leaflet, with the mark: "Speed into the glass, SUKA!!and "
I almost drowned. Since then, my throat has...

On my band of friends there is the impression that the thicker the man / grandmother, the more photos when they are engaged in sports. usually 6-8 pieces at a time: first a dull picture of the form on the floor, then in the course of classes, then in the end. In about an hour, the pictures are coming. One is straight while running selfies and puts on Instagram.
That is shit all. I went to a new pool here, so there was a guy swimming with a phone on his neck in a plastic bag. Go swim and take a picture. All half an hour. I’m so sorry I didn’t have that phone with me!

CCC : Hey! I will send you happiness!
PVV: Is it a threat?
CCC: This is a prerequisite!

I went down to the seventh floor, asked to smoke: I sit on the third floor, listen to music - a collection of dark ambient and gothic doom metal - and do my business. Here my hand stretched out from the street and closed the fortress to me. The wall is rough, and it is practically not for nothing to cling. Gas pipes on the second and tiny windows. My husband did not like my music. I understand, of course, that not everyone loves her, but to be so :-)

Xxx: Hi you Gluck!
RJiOK: Hello to you. What owe you?
Oh fuck, you know...
xxx: When I saw your nick, I started picking up options for how to contact you, whether it was OK, or Glock, or Ergey...
Karoche, when I was obscured, I forgot what I needed from you.

Discussion of prizes for the upcoming fishing festival at the Perm Fishing Forum.

AAA: The text on the medals will be as follows:
"Smile Men - 2014"
"Sexy Women - 2014"
"Smile Kids - 2014"

BBB: I disagree with you. Why not mention the Mouth River, because this mouth is formed from two rivers, Mouth and Shallashna.Why not Mouth Men; Mouth Women; Mouth Children?? to

ccc: a "floating spring" or anything like that?

AAA: What a banal...

ccc: "Daddy, Daddy and for what do you have a medal on which is written "Joke Men, 1st Place"", well yes - intrigue)

aaa: Wife brought home the medal "shocking woman - 1 place"... husband stressed... :-)

And the most epic picture of the early rabbit: a guy in family boots and boots digging the garden. :D

Should the garden be digged in the smoking?

He came to the Decanate to recover, after 3 conducting his business and disappearing from the university.

The Dean. Why did you stop walking?
I am. I had trouble.
D is Which ones?
and I. I was too smart.
D is And now?
and I. I have no such problem now.

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> yyy: Yes for the sake of God. Robots are better than people. Among the robots I have not met any idiots.

Have you ever heard of the future?? to