My husband was reading here, came seriously to talk about the fact that I have been crawling in bed lately.
I promised to resolve this issue as soon as I got rid of the gips.
We are the perfect family!

Otherwise, how can I explain that the man who has been sleeping with me for almost a year still wants to forget about my request or lies that I washed, washed honestly?
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Well, we would dress him and his love bed once, and half a room in general. It is a natural reaction (as opposed to his behavior). Ordinary men in front of this matter are completely washed up.

Ah! Beautiful and young girl, Bust is a strong four, thin waist, and when she stands up, goes to the closet and bends behind the folder with documents, my spirit captures. Although by age and by position I have long been out of great sex, but what to see is nice!!! And here she sits somehow sad, sinking, asking, how and what. Her boyfriend said that she is fat and she needs to lose weight, and she can’t...And how much can she?As long as incredibly seductive girls will think of themselves as obnoxious...

The Cat Theorem:
- If you take a cat lying on the bed in your hands and immediately put it back, your laying option is always uncomfortable.

The boy went to the doctor, the girl is interested in the results.

What did the doctor say?
He said he had problems with the muscles of his back.
Do you have muscles?? to
It’s like you have breasts.
The Fucks.

Walking past our kitchen in the office, I heard this dialogue about my person:
He is a lazer, not an admin. A selfie cannot be a professional.
Do you wear that? He’s not a professional, but he’s definitely a drug. I saw him shave his nails.

...
But the mosquito is not only a whirling shit, but also a very useful moth.
My fishing is paid with blood.

From the discussion of the names of cats in the group in VK.
About a year ago, in an abandoned ruin, I found and caught a grey-banded young cat at home. Named beautifully, in honor of the ghost village - Korogodom. However, a few days later, his father called him Colorado (a gray with white cat!My grandmother is Kolobkom (at the same time Kor is a very slim tail), and my mom... Kolan O_o got a brother who renamed my village in Conserva. Koshenyatko for a long time paid attention to such a variety and eventually began to respond to everything except Kolobko (he has a fetophob, probably). So Georgian-Jestyanka is very even normal. And in general, we do not forget about the cat Dusa, which "reacted to the Soul, and to Vasa with Petey, and went to the**y" (c)

IMHO: For some reason, my many years of experience with people suggests that a person who likes chants can’t be normal by definition of a person’s normality. Well, can not like a mentally healthy person in prison and what is related to it is abnormal somehow.

I was afraid to buy Mistral rice in the supermarket yesterday. And suddenly on the cash after payment will tell me that they do not see the opportunity to give it to me.

For some reason, my many years of experience in communicating with people suggests that a person who likes a chanson cannot be normal in the definition of a person’s normality. Well, can not like a mentally healthy person in prison and what is related to it is abnormal somehow.

Well, how many times we have said, write not "chanson", but "blatnyak". You always think of the first thing that the same L. Utesov did not please you.

I tried to instill. Pressed on all gallows.
I'm afraid to ask how you use toilet paper? Do you go everywhere until you get there?

An employee from the neighboring department calls and says in a quiet voice:
YYU: Can you come and show me how to make hair-shaped testicles?
XXX: What to do?! to
YYU: The striped tables.
xxx: aaah... only next time speak louder, or I heard it right now.

She injured her knee and went to the injury point located in the nearest clinic. The doctor sent to the photo, and then it turns out that the injury is on the first floor, but the X-ray is on the fourth, and the elevator does not work. With the speed of an elderly cock, I get up, in the area of the third floor comes down to meet me a business aunt in a white coat. He asks:

Do you have disability?! to

No, no, I am answering you.

You’re healthy, you just broke your leg.! to

I sit at home in warm pants, wool socks and sweaters, drink hot tea and warm myself by the thought that summer is coming.

A Japanese apartment? What do they need? Eating, sleeping and going to work.
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by Fuck! I am a Japanese! I only go home to sleep.

Aaa, a fucking shit! I updated the wood for nvidia (specially made for the new Witch) and now I have a black screen instead of a game. Fuck it!

BBB: It is night.

Ordinary is yes?? to
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I whispered hyena over one teenage book (the author, apparently, is American, but writes about Europe). There, the heroine, on the will of the plot, who came to look for someone in St. Petersburg, was insidiously fed borsch and red ivory in quantity. The girl suffered so much - so suffered the inexhaustibility of such meals and secretly eaten away in the local "bad" McDonald's!

A red light stops near the lighthouse. Behind the wheel is a cult servant with such a beard. From the columns loudly so, *polite*)) cuts death metal.

A misanthrope is someone to whom nothing human is foreign except people.