The winds of change do not blow in the impasse.

Air Shark

I was sure that such characters lived only in uncomplicated American films with a heap-end. The hero entered a large company as a courier, two days later showed the director how to do business and, wow, he was already promoted to the chief courier, and a week later, you see, he is already the richest and most famous man in America, with him the president himself is photographed.
Yesterday I met such a man, fortunate that at the very beginning of his mind-blowing career, a week later and all, I would not have broken down, would not have passed through his security check.
I went into a huge store of electric goods, and the superhero was already at the entrance of the corshun spoke to me. Nothing special, a typical guy: average height, age about twenty, white shaped shirt, on the chest a sign with the name Denis. But as soon as he opened his mouth, as immediately ceased to be usual:

- Good morning, I can't guess why you came to us, but hint and I'm sure you won't leave without buying.
Hi to you. I need a tea machine, firstly, strictly three-kilowatt, secondly, from some well-known company.
I’ll give you three reasons and you’ll understand what you really need.
- First: three kilowatts is a very large load on the power grid, while the difference in boiling speed is minimal.
Secondly, look around, we are living in an era of globalization, when small, unknown, leather firms climb out to enter the world market. They are forced to give such a quality, which did not dream of renowned brands, especially since these brands have all their production in China for a long time.
Thirdly, the resource of a powerful boiler is much smaller and soon it will flow to you, unfortunately, or worse, it will cause a fire.
I also offer you an excellent two-kilowatt tea machine of a young, but bold and promising Chinese company "Alamstralamkarparayshin". Three colors to choose from.

I have disliked all kinds of wizards and hypnotists since childhood, so I decided to stop these manipulations and break it:

- Denis, I wonder how many arguments will you give to convince me to buy not a three-kilowatt boiler, but a balloon?

The seller was absolutely not embarrassed, did not smile and did not even grumble, and without a pause replied:

“First, billions of people drink tea every day and none of them feel addicted, but in fact, everything is not so rainy. In addition to the alkaloids: caffeine and tanin, tea contains a lot of chemical elements. Problems with the heart, yellow skin is only a small part of what you have to pay for the ghost pleasure of drinking tea.
Is it a balloon? A balloon is a joy in its pure form, and a joy, for which you will not have to pay either health or even a place in the kitchen. They decided to raise their moods – stumbled, rejoiced – stumbled. Again, aerobic loads are good for health.
Finally, the airball is very cheap and its purchase will not hit the family budget.
We have a very rich range, I can offer air balloons in the form of cupcakes. Color to choose, power 2 kilowatts. In addition...

I came out of the shock and asked:

Have you worked as a salesman for a long time?
Today is the second day. What is visible? For now, probably not very well, but I learn quickly, in any case, without buying from me left only to drive for the money home and go back.

We talked a little more, Denis talked so deliciously about homemade bread that I couldn’t stand and bought him a baked bread.
As I passed by the book, I wanted to write to Denis his first thanks for his mental attitude and excellent knowledge of the match.
It turned out that my recording was not his first and not even the second for today.

Rabinovich stands in his garden and buries money. His neighbor asks him:
Misha, what are you doing? After all, communism will soon come, and there will be no money at all!
And I will have...

and expensive! I’m taking a picture with the owner of a Huawei tablet talking on the Zopo phone in the Pagani Huayra supercar. Call me, the funny guy!

16,5 kg of kiwi was crushed by a bulldozer in the Novosibirsk region.

Lord, you don't think that the fuel and the driver's salary went more money,
What was the Kiwi?
And if you add the pay of the "work" of officials who have condemned poor fruits...

Ladies (age 60+) discuss youth that before and the grass was greener, and all that. Fragment from the conversation:
We probably had so much fun because we are young, and our husbands are young.
Thank God we are not yet with us.

I went down to the Volga today and saw that the inscription was "Thin Ice. Passing is prohibited." replaced by "Bathing is prohibited". So I realized that summer came to us.

Today is such a bad day, that even the birds hide with the wind.

But I have a thick ass.
Bobrika: Fuck, the phone thinks she’s so thick that she’s writing from the big letter. Pick up yours.

I am not the author, but I have the answer.

>> When you leave the station, people in the door look around.

> Dear friends,
>Please explain to the foreigner, what is the joke at all?
> thank you in advance.

They turn around to see if anyone is following them. And if there is someone in the back, they hold the door so that it does not get into the cage of the backward. And so that he who is behind does not spend an extra time (even if a little) on re-opening the door.

What... I would still think about half a hundred meters, but half a kilometer to fly down?

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So as not to disappoint.
Pecora, Comi of the ASR. 1987 (I don’t remember the month), PNGRE-2, the wacht flew to Dzel-Terechove.
You can ask a question in the archives of the Ministry of Geology, clarify the listing composition of the guards and already find out if you read a fantasy or a real witness to events.
Is your sofa soft?

I am not in the dress.
experienced stress
I bought a cake.
The Tortoise Enter

XXX: The RJD has not so long ago decided that all train schedules should be duplicated in English. As a result, a schedule with the following station names appeared on the train Vorkuta - Nizhny Novgorod:

Tansy - Tansy
Great - Great
Mountains - Ants
Lucy – Pocket
Paper - Paper
Small Pen – Small Pen
Filed to:Polar Fox

The full Polar Fox.

Wake up, mommy, now is the 21st century, not the 16th. By the stupid capture of Lebensraum, international authority has long been not earned, but promoted - take a look at the top 10 countries by level of living and tell when and from whom they last picked the nits, donkey.

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I am the daughter of an honorary Freemason and a reptile and, I will tell you, it’s not all that clear.

Khe

It is good that your grandfathers did not send Joseph Visarianovich to war, or they also had their ancestors in 1812. In our world, you can’t just sit so quietly on the oil pipeline, you can look at some countries in the Middle East as an example. The absence of "imperial ambitions" did not help them at all.
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And our imperial ambitions, of course, helped us a lot :)
If you do not want to sit quietly on the oil pipeline - it is worth adding more constructivity, for example, to invest more money in science and education and develop civic awareness. And to organize a war is for a picture in a telic, real use it does not bring, only harm and sorrow to many people.

Diamond: the feeling when the history of the browser is not as shameful as the history of the calculator

Tomatoes can be broken.
oxygen in tomatoes. Eat the slice.

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

I agree. The upper peasant liver plants faster than the vodka.
And whoever eats sooner or later dies.
Go to practising.

The singing of birds is a call to marriage games, as well as the definition of the territory occupied by the male.
WOW: I know who is louder "I want Ibiza!It" is the winning

Before you worry about someone else’s opinion or someone’s disappointment in you, just ask yourself: Is the meaning of your life to justify someone else’s expectations?

We had one case in the army: We have an aquarium with turtles in our company. And the fellow servant who was called to take care of them we called a splinter. Everything changed in one day: he struck his leg and killed a rat running from under his feet. Then we called him Schroeder.