I go with someone in the morning. In the headphones something plays, I don't listen, trying to go less straight. Suddenly the sound of two helicopters above my head, trembled instantly, I fell, and flooded into the bushes. I look up at the sky – it’s a shit clean like a scarf!
Using the bushes, I realize that it was in the helicopter headphones flying.
The passers who have seen my “attendance” are touching and bypassing side.
I went without headphones.

I go home from work on the days, the weather is ugly, the wind is strong, the dust is flying, the sky is darkened, sometimes the drops are flying, sometimes the thunder grimps. I go, turning away from the dust, I am facing some teenagers of 17 years each. Suddenly a thunderstorm blasted and one of them cried out, “Fuck, guys! Try, the discharge will be!" I was sitting at home all night after these words, afraid of radiation.

From the forum PT on the topic "why not Lenin is buried":

Lenin promised the peasants land, and when they supported him, they were violently attacked and none of the peasants received the land.
But the men also joked about Lenin, the land he did not see either.

Program of broadcasts of TVC channel for today, Sunday 23.05.2010:
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16:15 by doc. The film "Let there be light!"
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16.50 to Hood. The end of the world "

Give me a fucking stick!! to

YYY: Why do you?

Fuck someone!! to

Dekan: And in the quiet winter evenings, when the sirenes are silent, and the canonade, when only the projectors of the zenits are flashing through the night sky through the smoke of nuclear smog, and the bullets of Chinese snipers are not there to whistle, crushing into a concrete piece of fortification on the balcony... we love to gather, to sit around the kitchen fire and while the fresh-fished rat is fried, the pope reads to us the message of President Medvedev about the rapid internetization of the whole country and nanotechnologies.

In the corridor:
Oh, fuck you are playing! Do it louder!

There is a sports goods store. We read with him the instructions for the Chinese bed mattress:
Section 3 is not for bathing.
Chapter 6: Beware of the Big Waves

I sit in the bathroom doing my business, and I don’t close the door (no one is at home). Here the cat approaches the sartre, probably also in business wanted, looked at me, then slightly into the side so unhappy I was interested in what he was looking at. I turn my head and see that there is no toilet paper.

We are in Sarasota.
On May 9, when the whole city was celebrating...one guy took on his chest well and wanted him to sleep, he decided to get into the bus, the door was closed so that he went through the window,and when he sat on the driver’s seat accidentally hit the button and started the engine.there was no normal lighting there and there was such a button, well he didn’t think for a long time to turn on the speed and went, the man was not right...and it was all in the central square of our city!in the eyes of everyone, I don’t know how he stumbled on...short he half the route through the city, and he sat passengers and landed...and,attention, this bus rented mints that came to him at the parade!shortly disappeared, all noticed, I think the parishes were

The director of the car was unable to get his wife at night))

I met a guy-African with the inscription on the T-shirt "how ohuenna that I am Russian", Thank you, raised the mood!)))

I have a diploma. It is throwing terribly.
My boyfriend decides to take a cat. He begins to make horrifying throat sounds and speak with a subterranean whispering voice "Vasyajajaja, Vasyajajaja". Then he turns to me with the same whisper: "I am a wardalac! I am a wardalak" At this moment a frightened mother enters the room:
What happened? The cat again? Why is he so roaring?

I wore. Boy: "blin again minus before mom earned!" =)

I wanted to buy a toothpaste in a self-service store. All the pastel boxes were empty. It turns out, once the paste is expensive, you take an empty box, and on the box you will put the paste in it. Russia is...

Girl: When someone gives me chocolate, I am kneeling in front of that man.

What are you doing mining? O_O

The girl doesn’t
Girl is stupid!
I am figurative.

Yes, I have understood it.)
He just joked)

Girl: I’ll do anything for him.

And the mine? xd

The Girl: The Fuck!

Astrologers have announced a new week.

The student – 15.

The population of cities and castles increased.

Today, near the pedestrian crossing, I saw a picture: one blonde goat scratched the zebra, and the other was driving right on her, desperately biking. At the same time, they had time to mock each other with a good mat, periodically inserting the "PDD teaches, fool cuts!" The whole sadness of the situation was that, since the green at the time was for another stream of cars, and the pedestrians on both sides were generally blocked the passage, both the steam-capped were figured on red :)))

You are a puffy rabbit! I would kiss your chicks.
He is *HAPPY*
She: Oh
She: the small
See also: Ears
She is the ear!!! to

Response to Mail R.
How to Marry a Favourite Scorpion?
Becoming a Cancer

I went to the clinic for the first time in eight years. There is a window of 30 grandmothers. Judging by the general mood, it is only for me torture, and for them - nostalgia, a forum and a fun attraction.