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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64652
 25.05.2012
GTA is a great game! It was she who taught me to lock the doors in the car while I was driving.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64651
 25.05.2012
Now I slipple on the bus in a traffic jams and watch how the street slowly wander elegant lady - on the sticks, in a long shirt, a turquoise jacket in the waist, a small bag on the chain - and pulls in two hands 4 grids of potatoes from the supermarket.
2: I was hungry.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64650
 25.05.2012
The father asks me to borrow a modem to check the mail.
Dad, get out of my compass.
What is my mail there?
I am breathing:
Your mail on the mail server. You can get there with any combo.
Anyone can go to my mail?! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64649
 25.05.2012
Where did you go yesterday, why didn’t you go to Ash?
Andrei: Yesterday I had the reluctance to give in to excuses and for the first time in my life to go to yoga instead of a workout.. for myself I realized that yoga classes allow you to find in the body previously unused muscles and make them suffer.
I want yoga too! This is useful. Flexibility is developing. The mood is getting better, right?
Andrei : Oh yes!
When it all ends, you fall on the carpet, and it rises to an unprecedented height.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64648
 25.05.2012
When I entered the Google Pictures "How to fry a duck" I meant the process of cooking...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №64647
 25.05.2012
Eggs of Light:
Tell the skinmyakina not to distract you, we have an important pebble.

Eggs of Light:
by Perry

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64646
 25.05.2012
xxx: I put a rat and cucumbers, and ham with oil, and an orange big piece))
And still go to the second floor and throw your nose into the sticks, licking))
Every hostess tastes better! x )
Cheese to rats!
Cheese was eaten last night.)
Hohland with bacon he appreciated great! x )
Hera, they don’t even feed me like that!
Do you want to live in my cage, baby? xDD

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64645
 25.05.2012
by Astra 14:07
Are we going to catch drunk eleven classmates on Friday?
Ninth school is like that.
as though
by Pithia 14:07
by Aida
by Astra 14:08
The main thing is to conceal them.
The golf bands
and a bowl of Yaga
Exactly in our way.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64644
 25.05.2012
There is nothing to eat in Luxembourg.
Yyy: Go to Belgium or Germany.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64643
 24.05.2012
cakeinpanic: "You have the right to keep despair. Anything you say may be very sad"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64642
 24.05.2012
Russia is an amazing country. Only we can win a Porsche Cohen lottery every day without ever participating in it.

[ + 39 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64641
 24.05.2012
XXX: in general, it seems that everything is possible in the summer, and in the winter, that everything is gone)))
YYY: There is such a topic. When you wake up, and it is already light and sunshine, and it is 6 - 7 in the morning already, you run into the shower. Then you prepare 30-40 circles around the house, you prepare an Offgen breakfast)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Is this often the case with you? ?
YYY: never = (

[ + 26 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64640
 24.05.2012
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm They have grown, cool, I like it!
I: It is offensive. At least once you said, let’s say "Anya, you have beautiful eyes"
Q: You have such breasts that my eyes fell out!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64639
 24.05.2012
Are there no pharmacies in the office?
WOW: There is! There is a rope, soap, insinuation how to assemble tabouret and make a loop and a note with the word "Help" :)

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64638
 24.05.2012
In the last series, Dr. House died at the first minute, and the remaining 43 minutes show how he is engaged in diagnosing an unknown disease in Satan in Hell and comes to the conclusion that the latter's desire to mock souls by a sinner is a symptom of lupus.

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64637
 24.05.2012
My mom when talking on Skype on the webcam wanted to show the interlocutor the webcam on which she was talking!!! Takes in his hands, turns, catches a stupor and says, “Mash, I don’t understand that, yeah???... I can’t calm down the third hour.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №64636
 24.05.2012
The Tourist. Russian actors play Russian actors. All very truthful and realistic. For example, they pursue Jolie and Depp on the Venetian channels, and one of them (Russian bandits) who fell into the water, Depp manages to rub a boat screw. Another bandit is fighting in his hearts. In pure Russian, without an accent: "Devil take!"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64635
 24.05.2012
Did I ever think I would ever forget how to share a column!!!( by

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №64634
 24.05.2012
Yesterday I thought I just wanted female happiness.
Happiness came in the evening. It fucked me, spread over the whole bed and grabbed me. I am fucking.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64633
 24.05.2012
I read the news on the local website, the topic: "Siberian deputies outraged the postponement of “Good night, kids!”"
The first stone: Shame! Give back your favourite program!

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