From the discussion of the new conditions of work of Visa and MasterCard in Russia

The next step after the abandonment of international payment systems will be the abandonment of international units of measurement, the SI system. You give poods and elbows, arshins, versts, charks, scales and cages!!! to

We had a hole on the same road. Great enough. And I could not get around her, because of her there was a stalemate all the time. And now roadmen before the repair of the asphalt there removed and essentially equated the road with the pit. Now it is much easier to travel there and there are almost no congestion.
xxx: repair of roads in Russian - roads are descending to the level of dams!

C RU-CP
XXX: Dear colleagues and experts! I stood here in a traffic jams at the congress of Leninsky on the 60th anniversary of October, and in front of the evacuator, the upper point of which was a couple of centimeters below the trolleybus wires. Now the attention, the question. Am I grounded?

YYY: Attention to the answer:
Welsh corgi belong to the family of shepherds, although rather miniature. The low height allowed them to turn away from the horns and horns during the shepherd's work.

Zzzz: Bravo Mr Friend! As always at the point.

Mom says I have never seen such a frightened man who is afraid to shell (I slept at him 5 stops).

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Sleeping children and girls are sacred. He also sat without moving in the electric car because the girl fell asleep on her shoulder. From Yaroslavl to Moscow.

Sometimes I don’t read and respond to messages right away, like let people think I have business. I am a mysterious guy :DD

and Ogo:
Full of trolls, absolutely all!
There is a funny quote on the internet.
There is a funny quote on the internet.
Full of trolls, absolutely all!

The Internet Guru, Bydlo and Hanji,
Grammar-Nazis are wicked with their "#GREAT",
Grammar-Nazis are wicked with their "#GREAT",
Internet gurus, bydlo and hanji.

Whatever happens here is not funny.
No sense of humor, no matter what.
No sense of humor, no matter.
Whatever happens here is not funny.

They were stupid and could live.
Through this whole forum shut up.
Under this whole box, the forum turns -
They were stupid and could live.

Creators don’t need social networks.
May you succeed in this field.
May this work succeed,
Creators don’t need social networks!

Pa-pa-pa on this occasion, round days
There are no humans everywhere,
And the adminas pray, the shredders, the cats
On your forum, in the net, somewhere there!

Okay, but I didn’t put them there.)

xxh: I am lying in a spa, soaked with some strange jade and fantasy. Afrodite was born of foam. Who was born of dirt?
Tagged: orcs

(Discussion of the picture)
XXX: Enlighten me, who is this?
and Wassermann. Googled further
xxx: A familiar face... In "your game", for a while, did not play?
zzz: "for an hour, not playing" is an insult to Onotole. The whole game was built around him, smell!

Together for 6 years. I got drunk from the company yesterday. Confessed in love. I started making an offer.
I: Are you serious? A drunk man was going to make an offer.
Looking at your family: What, to remove?

Parking at the women's consultation pleased: in all the cars are sitting men and thoughtfully smoking...
and :)

I want to learn how to make money from the air. Does the cowboy have instructions? Where to drop it?
2: There are instructions. Get out of the air.

A sports master, a woman measures her clothes in a sample, her husband tries to humiliate a mad son.
Wife (because of the curtain): Dear, bring me this size 50.
Husband: Little, go, my mom needs a bigger size because she eats Rasti-i-ku...

This is:
A 120-pound accountant fell on a crocodile in Murmansk.
I never thought I would be sorry for a crocodile.
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Since serving 4-5 accounting offices, I even feel like a maniac necrophil if he excavates the bug.

In the quote:
We went shopping all day, we wandered. I’m dressed in monotonous dark green pants and coft. A woman goes to a building store, choosing something. I stood up on a bunch of carpets and thought. In five minutes, three people came to me with questions.

I: Do I really look like a shop worker? They are all in orange, not green.
Wife: Well, yes, it’s very... you’re standing so loose and quietly hating everyone around you.

You have not yet entered the euro network in the yellow shirt.

The topic on the forum in the section "Economy":I need to pump a hole in the village behind the dry logo XXX: Maybe somebody can offer the services of a lifting machine. 140 km from ECB
YYY: So nobody has insulted the economy yet :D

HHH: Why are you doing so?
Vauu: quadcopter daddy bought (here I explain what kind of beast this is)
I am o-o. As a child, I dreamed of a radio-controlled helicopter.
In the future, your daughter will be born, will grow up, will go to another city, and then will give.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
O_O

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1.99 km of road to the state for 3 billion rubles.
The best commentary: Crawl! Thus, 16 kilometers of this road equals the cost of the Curiosity program. Here we have this rotten western nose!

There was a troll in the courtyard. The cat is two or three years old, lives on the second floor, walks on a glazed, but warm open balcony. Near the house grows a tree - the nearest branches are ten meters from the window. On the branches usually hang fur hats of various colors and sing cat serenades. Usually they are there only during the day - in the morning and evening they are driven away from there, and the cat remains alone on the balcony (and yes, I am aware of the irresponsible owners, but this is not my animal, and the owners on the balcony did not show up with me) and - an eagle. Moreover, I have such a pudding from the series "I lost, climbed on a tree, save-help!". The first time I heard it by the edge of my ear — from somewhere on the top of the tree — I naturally darted there in search of a loss and saw the lady on the balcony — with such a squid face that I could only laugh at myself. Today, the goat mocked another girl, who jumped around the tree at least five minutes before I arrived, in search of the sound source, until I pointed to that thin troll on the balcony. And only we laughed away, and in the zone of visibility of life appeared another goal - the bull began again. The girl, laughing, offered to put a mark on the tree about the troll from the second floor.

xxxxxx, 20 May 20:15 (+)
Can I change from 2 to 4?
Wauauauou, 20 May 20:35 (+)
Yes, if the mother/parent and food allow.
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My mom will allow, of course. My own computer. What does it matter?
zzzzzz, 20 May 21:22 (+)
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