xx (04:20 PM) :
Can I take care of you?
yy (04:20 PM) :
and wave. and. What to start?
xx (04:20 PM) :
Can I start from the end? :D
yy(04:21 PM) :
Of course can. Go Naked

A real case in the office. The chief gives the secretary a leaflet with some kind of stamps - such as the surname and salary and the type it needs to be printed. The Secretary looks, then the question:
Secretary: Irina Alekseevna, but here is how to write "Ivanov - "hz"?
Chief (after the pause): Yoprst, Natasha!!! This is " multiply by three!!!and "

I’ll tell you if you don’t guess yourself.
I picked up the old man. The old man did not ask if he was a veteran. I often when I drive, I pick up people, someone was beaten with mint, someone was robbed, someone really wants home, and the subway is closed and there is no money. You have to start with yourself, you know? of themselves!
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Thanks to people like you. He once had a situation when he was knocked out of his jaw and took a bag with money and a phone. The case was closer to the night in Moscow, when he was returning from a friend who was in the hospital. I live in Krasnogorsk. Eventually, being in an outstanding situation, he went home on a haircut. No one gave me a call. When he arrived at the MCAD, the boy stopped at Nexia. Not only did he bring home, but he also fixed his jaw. He studied at Tasmania.

As long as people like you are alive, our country has a future.

Old age has come if the desire to look around after a beautiful girl
It is suppressed by the idea of unjustified excessive effort.

by Deja Vu.

Early morning, February 22 (about 5 am), still dark, Kiev
150 kilometers from Moscow. On board – minus eighteen
of degrees. As I crossed another section of the road, I noticed a steep step in the
Not quite dressed by the weather. It is dark but
I have noticed that there is nothing in the figure...

And nothing else, dear comrades. To the nearest inhabitant.
The point was not fifteen kilometers, and until the remaining behind - so much.
Yes is. From which somehow it became clear that uncle on the road was not the first hour. and
to walk him into the darkness, and to step further, and not weakly. at such a temperature.

Fuck you uncle. Let you be a maniac, a rapist, a psychopath.
With a big knife, curiosity is stronger. Getting out of a cold night.
A pedestrian suicide in a car. The conversation takes place approximately
The following:

How are they called?

by Pavel

Where to tap?

to Kiev. by Autostop...

from where?

From Moscow.

When did you get out of her?

Yesterday at seven in the morning.

Have you walked a day?

No, 80 kilometers have passed. On the side.

Slept for 24 hours?

and no.

Is there money?

and no.

Why is?

He worked in Moscow as an engineer for the last one and a half months.
have paid. To live for nothing, there is nothing. There is nothing to sell except the phone.
Sold, the money ended – so I had to go.

- It is not scary that the holiday, the track is empty, and the oak is such a
on the street?

I wonder why there are so few cars.

When is El?

- The guard on the parking lot recently allowed to warm up, served coffee.
and sandwiches.

You know that it could freeze so easily, no one would.
have stopped? To your Kiev to go a thousand kilometers.

I have not even tried to brake. The driver of Fury.
Someone to agree. But nobody takes. There are few cars.

How old are you, Paul?

and twenty six.

It looks like forty...

Yes, life is like that.

And here I am forty.

and yes? I thought 26...

I’ll take you to Brisbane and we’ll find out.

and thanks.

In Brjansk bought him a train ticket to Kiev. I gave him 500 rubles.
The pocket was somewhat broken.

His face was surprised – not that word.

Why deja vu, would you ask? For a long time, in the same place.
This story happened exactly. Only the character went to the other side.

A successful life is when you earn more than your lawyer.
The Dentist.

Commentary on Czech TV:
"The Russians have a great tradition: listen to their anthem after the game"

Prehistory: My beloved has been talking about the AS for a month, I still refuse - well, I am embarrassed by the difference in size "what"

Yesterday, in bed, I saw for the first time a man trying for half an hour to convince a woman that he had the smallest penis in the world.

She is:
and ( )
and (*.* is
(" and (")
Good morning Rabbit!

He: (10:43:49 13/05/2009)
The Sisters?

She:(10:44:11 13/05/2009)
Three of them!! - by

I stand at a stop. Nearby is a buoy in the zero guy, leaning to the glass. He has a phone. The man walks in his pockets, not finding it. Then he pulls out of his pocket a light bulb, puts it on his ear like a phone, and says, barely whispering his tongue: "Alle... What? I’ll be... I’m okay..." Then he removes the light bulb from his ear, apparently notices that it’s not a phone, shakes it and says, "Hey, you’re not a phone?" He closes his eyes, opens it again, thinking that the light bulb will turn into a phone. Finally, desperate, he throws out the lighter.

I want a selfie.
Dolphin: but the psychiatrist says these sexual fantasies are abnormal (

B[off]ka
The automotive manufacturers burn, the real names of cars: Proton Perdana, Daewoo Kalos, Kia Cerato....
B[off]ka
The process can be constructed directly: perdana - serato - calas.
Cat_Boris
ah, there is another Panoz, Pagani... eaten Pagani – immediately Panoz, even Perdana will not have time

not my own. from the Mental Forum.

Here they ordered to find cannabis crops, register in the CUS, destroy. At least one plantation, but we must find it. No one cares that it is not in our territory (just the city) that is in the territory of Mos. She has no time to mature. Next year, they decided to plant cannabis themselves and discover it later, but what to do?

When you were a child, did you eat 5 sandwiches?

I look at a stack of wheels and say to my husband with a whisper: “Well, you’ve hit the nails!” and he says to his son: “Mommy, it’s our blonde... I’ve never seen the winter rubber!”

Only in Russia can you see a man running behind a trolley bus and smoking a cigarette while running, realizing that the road will be long! O_O

A friend went to the hospital for an operation, from him comes a SMS:
Imagine looking at your map now, and there the item "died during the operation". Options of answers will be given.

What I watch for him. : r

Dorik: A cat snooping on a forest cage. on the 5th floor.
I want it.... (who likes it more): to disappoint, to poison, to disappoint, to learn.
1st to obey. At the zoo forum they wrote: let eat, where he eats there does not hurt. The Lie!:E
2nd to poison. I used rats poison. I ate everything. He guesses further.
Three I figured a beaten glass from a light bulb in a farce!
4 is remove his smell. I bought some fucking stuff in the vetaptek. Spray to destroy odors. He washed the forest cage, sprayed. He guesses further.
Looking forward to your proposals.

CSKAmpio: Shoot him. Probably

tcmfan: I anticipate the answer "I shot. It continues."

Beautiful and smart girls are not necessarily pale and not necessarily frozen on money.
In no way - they can be frozen on anything: from blackmithall and satan to role-playing games and morder.
And not necessarily - on guys, gender interaction and the division of mankind into pairs. They may not have anything to do with it at all.

In my opinion, most of all in our army in the world are afraid of our own recruits. They are justifiably afraid...