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[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №30755
 30.05.2010
I remember in my childhood I communicated with a man with the name of Bubble... and he was forever offered to open a Nutno Research Institute. I didn’t understand it then, but a little later (year 5) I was covered.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №30754
 30.05.2010
slider (20:14) :
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

slider (20:14) :
Lightning right here.

slider (20:14) :
miserable

slider (20:14) :
Thunder

slider (20:14) :
Lesson

slider (20:14) :
Toka Toka

slider (20:14) :
Eggs

slider (20:14) :
Terrible

by Alexander (20:14) :
Finally, the lightning will shake up this fucking shit.

by Alexander (20:14) :
Blessed

by Alexander (20:15) :
It is not you.

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30753
 30.05.2010
Mr.The> And again, I realized that I was really crazy about fashion when I pierced a nail hole in the belt from Hugo Boss.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №30752
 30.05.2010
In St. Petersburg, 11 vehicles of the GIBDD organized the pursuit of the "six".

Hold on, Daddy, we are with you!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №30751
 30.05.2010
xxx: The best thing I’ve read on the wall in the entrance is: "Artificial. Chairman of the Board"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №30750
 30.05.2010
A lot of people went into the elevator, clear thing, the doors of the elevator are not closed, say, overload. But I didn’t guess immediately, here’s the dialogue:
What about the elevator? Broken something?
This is the game "Guess who’s over"

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30749
 30.05.2010
"Interna","Doctor Chaos"... it all started with "MASH Hospital" with poker and nurses.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №30748
 30.05.2010
I went to a gay club, and there were some pids.
How they struck me.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30747
 30.05.2010
Do you remember?
Let the big go.
Just don’t brake too fast :)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30746
 30.05.2010
Funny... Yesterday was born a new generation of people who will, splashing saliva, roar on the Internet "School!"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №30745
 30.05.2010
XXXX and XXXX! You are burning here! Let us be friends! My name is YY. Let us burn together! I even came up with a name for our team. I am sure that with this name our fans will write all the walls and fencing.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30744
 30.05.2010
Remember this day: May 28, 2010! After all, this day in Voronezh, at the White Party Sensation party, a girl in a pink dress walked around the club! She replied to all the questionable eyes: “I am a fool, I am a fairy!”You are great!" and ;-)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №30743
 30.05.2010
Jess: Everything is tired, I include smooth jazz, pour cognac, and cut off a piece of homemade pizza.
I quit and smoked.
Lex: forgive me.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30742
 30.05.2010
xxx: Hi my brother =*
YYY: And how much did you drink?
I can’t just call you Zayn.( by
YYY: You can not. At least because yesterday I was with you 's brown chicken' and you have me 's foolish no one needs you's.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30741
 30.05.2010
Lic: Yes... after leaving the game I got a lot of free time! You can play heroes all day.

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №30740
 30.05.2010
Do you like Star Wars?
YYY: No
That’s why I don’t marry you.
I love to burn!
YYY: I just wasn’t behind the compound.
My sister is 5 years old.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №30739
 30.05.2010
The Session. 3 hours of night. terrible boring management work (a lot of statistics, one mistake at the beginning and at the end, after 3 hours of calculations nothing will happen). A group call.

by Andrei:

Tohha, I know you’re not asleep yet. Tell me. I was running and thinking. And in the table there may be in the last column minus?"

The AK90:

"I’ll see for a while. It is the same square. There can be no shortcomings"

by Andrei:

With a calm tone, of course. And I think why I don’t get along. This is because of the minus. * with a stir, where to the side* Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Again Everything From the Beginning! I hear a wild sound, something falling. “Thank you again in a quiet tone, Toh. I understood what was the mistake. I will go on. So far"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30738
 30.05.2010
I want stability in sexual disorder.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №30737
 30.05.2010
I always knew that something was wrong with me, now I realized that I had it from childhood.
I opened my child’s questionnaire and saw that in the column of the favorite subject she wrote not a reading or drawing, but a bag!! to

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30736
 30.05.2010
vano_gogi: I guessed that my toilet book would be read
vano_gogi: but to appear in it two new tabs...

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