slayd (14:49:43 30/05/2011)
spottka titka means roja odstan, spottka rodhu means titka odstan or fatty

slayd (14:49:53 30/05/2011)
Law of Dating Sites

D&G (14:50:17 30/05/2011)
She’s fucked and fuck, it’s not her.

XX: Everything that has a beginning has a end.
XXX: Well... except for the rays)

Purchased a passion car, after leaving the salon was found a small hole on the cap. Go to the manager - says no fuck, everything is signed, go fucking.
We were a little disappointed, and then we went home.
After a couple of days, the same manager calls, he says so and so, there has been a hunt, you have a set of winter rubber for casting, and we have counted you as a stamp, come back and pay.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The manager was upset and said in a sad voice that if we do not pay, he will be deducted from his salary.
I had to sympathize and say we can’t help.

of stones: the manager of the Krasava - once stumbled and wanted to stumble you again, but the second time failed, the rest of the lyric.

The days passed near a store, a law enforcement officer stands, wears glasses, like sheriffs in American films.
A partner comes out of the store, looks at him and throws the phrase: Well, now you are a real policeman...

You are all given these perfect women!! to
He: No, I don't need a perfect one, I need one that makes the pelmeni delicious, but if it's perfect, I won't be offended.

I sit in Russian. Appropriate organizer of the 60s to verify my passport data. He opens his passport and starts laughing. I ask, what is it? And she replies to me: "Your picture is rugged."

The question arose: if Jobs leads our party "Apple", will it win the election?

Comments on the trailer for the movie "The Refuge"
Thugz is fuff. I read the title wrong :D

I just got up from the chair.
jumped
And I feel like three liters of beer are flowing in me.
There are few people who can drink just three liters of regular fluid and also beer.
Are you living in Russia?

But be prepared) - we will meet - I will stay where there will be no people) and where there will be no people - I will bring you))))

Teachers are fun.
On the defense of the drawings (leaves a2) sounds the sacred phrase:"Who does not get up on the tablets, put on the table".

Exaric: I will look unconvincing with a bottle of PVA in my hands
Man: O_0
Category: Beer
Man: Don’t be so sad anymore.

Ivan is
Sheep don’t know how to swim because they don’t have a muscle that closes the anus, so they can just drown in such a ridiculous way.

Tim Woo: yesterday went to the supermarket to get a new shirt
Tim Woo: Walked by the departments, watched
Tim Woo: Suddenly I realized that my shirt wasn’t that old

DoubleDJ: When a girl is wanted by a lot of men, she thinks it’s not harmful to want.
DoubleDJ: But when nobody wants her, she gets upset.

xxx: fucking, I went to Pushkin on a motorcycle on Saturday, my arms burned to my shoulder in the sun so that I can't even have sex for two days...

Hands burned that you can’t even have sex? Figo, move on to the trunk.

Magazine "Female Secrets"
Title of the article: "How to stretch a rabbit grid"
The harsh Siberian women.

XHH: Stir Picnik chocolate into a cup of hot milk.
XHHH: Out - from her chocolate steak all, only nuts now (
It is like when in horror the body is mocked into acid, the whole flesh tears out of the bones.
Go, I can’t eat it now.

I don’t wear hot underwear in the summer if I don’t.
What about Moscow?
Great kiss: I don’t have that at all.
Cute Kiss: Oh, what are you talking about?

In the synthesis:
Q: Do you cook the rubber?
S is cooking.
Q: Can you burn it?
SH: Yes, for a separate fee, we will prepare it in our own juice. XD is