A couple of weeks ago I hired a developer from the depth. Call him on his cell phone:



– Yes...



- Girl, you didn't get there, we don't repair computers.



Of course, I can repair Windows, but...



How much does it cost...? and 25 thousand!



I will soon.



He turns off his cell phone and starts going somewhere. Then he slowly cried out:



- Fuck Moscow... I specifically said 25 to get rid of it.

Probably only in Russia the authorities are trying to explain the rapid rise in prices to the greed of commodity producers and merchants. The main reason is the lack of real competition.

My first serious role was the role of Yasha's servant in Chekhov's "Vishnevsky Garden" in California.

Apologize to Ramzan Kadyrov can be through the State Services.

Xxx: How does the quality of cooking correlate with age? by Paul? The family situation? I have a grandmother who makes everything abhorrently except a couple of dishes. She just doesn’t like it. Not her this. And there is a brother who in his 11s cooked just offensive borsches.



Yyy: If I had such a brother, I might never get married.



Zzzz: I have a brother like that. The problem is that he is married.

xxx: In my youth, I remember, my wife was fixing such stuff =// Written from some fake page of a painted calf. And I’m sitting down and thinking, how do you fuck up to that at all?! Such a calf, I would not even ask the way, not to write an invitation to go for a walk xDDD P / S my wife does not have a fat basin some terrible, very beautiful and cared for. She was just fucking raised, beaten in her childhood, and she grew up with extremely low self-esteem, objectively could find herself 100 times better than me.



YYY: Guy, you would pay attention to your self-esteem...

Xxx: Played table tennis with a girlfriend on a break. The level of the game was constantly increasing, a couple or three dozen more parties - if you look, I would be confident to play.

Summer, heat, the sun shines in the windows, which to the floor. She came in a light white sweater and, as always, calls me to play. It happens at the table, from the side of the window, the first pitch, I looked at her - the mother is honest! I did not know that it happened! From the bright sun, this saraphan is hardly visible! Enlightened all over!

After the first match, she was very surprised:

What are you today? Do you see the ball?

The sun shines in the eyes.

We change places, nothing distracts - I easily win, we change again - again lost )))

She didn’t stop playing tennis, just didn’t get up on the other side when the sun was out.

Xxx: By the way, a great idea for a game. Close up the camera and two manipulators near the umbrella, connect all this thing to the internet and attach to the online game. A person puts dirty dishes, and random people from the online are washing it and getting points and intraday currency, for which you can buy hand washers, dishwasher, the effects there are all sorts of. And then we’ll have donata and lutboxes :D

Review: Tom Sawyer 2077

It is difficult to find a governor for an officer if he sits in the administration.

How to Communicate with Reeltors

I sell my own apartment. the first time. Advertising on popular websites. Calls from the routers are constant. I began to meet these brothers and sisters. They have one step - let's sign a contract for 3% of the value of the apartment (I have 100 thousand).

My question is, what are you going to do? Responsibility of the parties? Failure to fulfill obligations? They are serious about promoting on 60 sites, a federal customer base, successful deals, etc. And here I now (to try not to rust) listen to them carefully, clarify the details (this is important in the future, see below). And I declare, not hurry so, thoroughly - and I am ready to sign everything! My interlocutors are changing in the face (like a horse).

"But my small condition - if you sell an apartment, you get your commission of 100 thousand, and if in the course of 1 month there is no, then you have 30 thousand."

And here the circus begins - we don't work like that, we don't have such a contract, and you are a scammer. And here I already speak to them all their arguments (see above) about federal bases and successful experience.

I tell them, B$&T, their own words! No one agreed!!! to
Run all this x@eta down the stairs to jump!

"The Soviet authorities were a disgusting lie," Anatoly Chubais told the Kommersant in an interview, whose entire activity in Rosnano was a disgusting lie.

xxx: three ways to money in Russia: webcams, bookmarks and aiti

Xxx: I went to the hospital for business, went to the smoking room, and there is a jaw-face surgery nearby, and patients with very wild injuries walk with a catheter in their nose. There they can't, well, and pull through the tube with the nose of the juice there, broths. I glanced at this one, and the man standing next to me pushed me with his elbow and said, "You know how we call them? The Colibri!”

Once the court writer, drawing up from the words of the emperor the next decree on the production of the next rank of officers, when writing the first two words of the phrase "Papers are [such] - in subordinates" was wrong - wrote "Papers Kiz", as a result of which in the text of the decree before the real names was entered the never-existing Papers Kiz. When the decree was submitted for signature, the emperor, for some reason, decided to identify the first of the newly produced lieutenants and his own-handedly signed the decree "Lieutenant Kirch as a lieutenant." Lieutenant Kiz, apparently, remembered the emperor, in any case, after a few days the emperor made him head of staff. Similarly, Kiyzh grew very quickly in rank and was soon made a colonel, and on this, the last order of production in rank, the emperor wrote: "Come to me now." Going to search for the colonel, the military leadership did not find him. Only after studying all the production documents, it was possible to get to the very first order containing an error and understand what it was. However, no one dared to inform the Emperor of the true state of affairs. Instead, the subordinates that Colonel Kiz suddenly died, so he could not arrive at the audition. The emperor breathed and said, “Sadly, he was a good officer.”

Every power is a servant chosen by the master, the people. And nothing surprising: like every unclean maid, while the master is asleep, she shakes her master’s pockets, and hammeres all the most delicious.

"The insidious virus causes severe consequences" (from the newspapers).
A friend was diagnosed with covid. Well, he responsibly isolated himself for three weeks to the village, eating ibuprofen, ginger and garlic. For a couple of days I did not smell, coughed a little longer, healed. Peace and fresh air.
His wife did not let him go home. with a certificate of recovery. She said, “You and I lived very badly. Without you, it is very good to live.“”
There is no question about Khalifa - a friend of the neighbors questioned.
In such love. Two adult daughters, a 12-year-old granddaughter.

If to be historically accurate, then in the subject “Basics of Orthodoxy” should teach Judaism.

Artists, dogs and prostitutes should not be touched. They are needed at any power, until they have passed into the Duma."

A. Kolchak

XXX: A long-distance driver came to unload us. He spoke Russian poorly, but understandably. While the car was unloaded, he walked to the nearest store. He comes, scratching the tail.
Do you think the potatoes don’t grow?
I: It is growing.
Q: What about the cabbage?
I: It is growing.
PS: (I thought) - Why is it so expensive, we only have the car?

YYY: What to think about? He purchased plastic casting at a Moscow factory, then ran into bargains, which sold casting in similar forms in the Czech Republic. It turned out that the Poles bought from the Czechs, our - from the Poles, I - from our own. And with such a chain of intermediaries, one hren was cheaper than at a local factory. To my surprise, the director of our factory said:

I had to come, I had to give money.
They came from SES and had to give money.
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A firefighter arrived and had to give money.

All this is in the cost. In the same cucumbers, production costs are much lower than corrupt ones. Remove the bad stuff and ALL, absolutely everything will cost times cheaper.

Everyone has sex. The broadest range of positive emotions. The child was stabbed in the head, pedophile. The other one is gay. Cat scratching behind the ear is scary.