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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30395
 23.05.2010
Dima: The Young Agency "Tracks as Woodman and even better" announces a set for a new casting to participate in photoshoots and short films. All this will be captured by highly qualified specialists on the Samsung digital camera!
Subscribe to those who are interested!!!! to
I want to :D
Alexander (and I too)
Brush the anal, they’ll come after five!

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №30394
 23.05.2010
yyy: oh, this is such a pipe... shortly after the end, he met some German on the beach, stunned, in the evening agreed to meet.
Yyy: About midnight sent a message: "The march will give! It is "
YYY: In half an hour the evil one comes like a scapegoat and with a broken lip!
XXX: Did you not go? ?
yyy: yeah you wait...) in general he told me that when he had already wanted to pull her shirt, she did not want to raise her hands, well he stopped and terribly so: "Hende ho!"
yyy: we were so rotting that we came from the neighbor's room to complain)))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №30393
 23.05.2010
May 21, 2010 will enter history as the day of a failed search, because when trying to start a search, Google gives the suffering pacman... The most important thing to remember, after a stubborn struggle why came O.O.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №30392
 23.05.2010
From Darksiders:

The men?!!! to
Is there anyone here who knows how to handle a soldier? I have a wire in the vibrator, please attach it to the place!!!! to

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №30391
 23.05.2010
Max is back again. =)
WOW :?
He was in the office, like a clerk.
WOW : well?
They have dresses there.)
xxx: type to walk in a suit, or shirt, necklace trousers. So this frame came in light orange pants, a salad shirt and a raspberries tie.
I am ?
xxx: now he was personally allowed to walk in jeans and one-ton T-shirt)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30390
 23.05.2010
The shepherd needs wolves to keep the sheep in the herd.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №30389
 23.05.2010
Putin is no longer president.
YYY: In what world do you live?
I’m used to the fact that everything is stable in the world.
Yes, Putin is ruling the world.

[ + 56 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30388
 23.05.2010
I mean, I have never taken bribes, I live honestly for a salary and not at all like in "Our Rush".

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №30387
 23.05.2010
M - ppz that would find your page, reviewed all Kat at Xushi in friends..and still strenuous (but here which as you thought, very even cute =)
I am Lenna!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30386
 22.05.2010
to this:

Hello to the cats)
and Chuck :?? to
KostjeN: Sorry I made a mistake through the window
Which girl did you write to?
KostjeN: no fucking cat taught the aska to use

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He is so... with Chuck.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №30385
 22.05.2010
Alice (12:22:42 21/05/2010)
? to I would like to meet a man who smells of sea and sun, with cool salt lips and a warm breath stuck in my hair. Who knows how to dive and swim beyond the horizon, understands what dolphins are talking about and can read my thoughts.
Aleksander (13:35:28 21/05/2010)
I know his name and how to find him.
Aleksander (13:38:42 21/05/2010)
His name is Ichthyander, and you can call him this way:
You come to the store, get the cheapest bottle of vodka and cheese "Friendship". You go home, drink the whole bottle through force, smell the cheese, which will be the catalyst of the reaction, (the main thing is to run to the altar of the ichthyandra call), and accordingly call the ichthyandra. There is a 50/50 probability that it will appear.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №30384
 22.05.2010
HHH
I give myself into good hands. I eat little and sleep standing.
WOWU
by Sobchak? O_O

[ + 74 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30383
 22.05.2010
Tagged with "Classmates"

This is why there are all sorts of images: "snow queen","princess", "musa","sunnychka",but there are no: "fat creature","strenuous bitch" and "sack on the head"?

The "10" rating would not hurt either.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30382
 22.05.2010
YYY: In order to come up with this way to escape from work...
Say the cat is giving birth.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: I need to help you.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №30381
 22.05.2010
Workers on the street are doing something.
I hear a cell phone ringing out the window. Man "Allo... I listen to you...Allo! I listen to you! Allow me! by ALLO! Oh shit, this is a calculator!"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №30380
 22.05.2010
of Novosibirsk. 20 May. Temperature of 0 degrees.
Scientists in Novosibirsk are not inclined to share the fears of their Western counterparts about rapid global warming.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30379
 22.05.2010
xxx: "You have hurt you, the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell?"

[ + 92 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30378
 22.05.2010
Now the full version:

As you know, the bonbons are good, the bonbons are full of kindness. If you want to be good, you just have to call Bob. Just think, brother, you will be in your ears. If you are good without a bobber, you are a bobber in your soul.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №30377
 22.05.2010
by Bitoniau:
I went to lunch and met a well-known volley player. Standing up and talking. Suddenly, my interlocutor technically jumps up and rejects something with his hands stretched over his head. Following the trajectory of the flight "sniper" I find a flogged pigeon who comes to himself on the sidewalk.
The reflexes! The athlete is embarrassed. and :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №30376
 22.05.2010
EN: Yes, by the way, do you know that finishes really don’t like darkness and loneliness? Sometimes you go into the kitchen at night, drink water, and they are poor people gathered in circles on the floor and cry... comfort each other... and cry again.
They laugh when the lights are turned on.
You stretch your palm, they jump on it and dance, songs sing, chorders lead again.
When they are tired, they go to bed and fall asleep.
EN: And here you bring these sleeping ends to your bed, you sleep with them, and in the morning you find their dead bodies crushed by you in your sleep.
MN: Get rid of a?

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