Wisdom is when you understand that a good erection is better than wisdom.

The fool prevents everything, the wise man uses everything.

The Universe 25

How to make paradise? It’s hard to say, at least for people. In 1972, John B. Calhoun attempted to make a paradise for mice: a square tank two-to-two, one-and-a-half meters high. Food, temperate climate, cleanliness, nests for females, horizontal and vertical walks for males. Four pairs of healthy rats were sent to heaven. After 104 days, they had their first offspring. Parents took care of the children. In the "Universe 25" (so called the experiment) came the golden age. The mice loved each other and every 55 days the population doubled, only after 315 days the growth slowed. In the universe 25 there were now more than 600 mice. The males became more difficult to defend their territory, the moves now needed to crawl, free social roles almost did not remain, as well as free space. There appeared the "denied", and they began to gather in groups in the center - their outbursts met with violent resistance. Soon, mothers began to psychotically attack their children, the birth rate fell. Single females moved to the top hard-to-reach nest, and among males there became more and more pronounced narcissism. These males did not fight, did not want carnal comforts – they only ate, slept, and engaged in self-analysis. But at the same time, in the distant corners, cannibalism, sinfulness and violence flourished. After 18 months, the mouse growth of the universe finally stopped. And a month later (600 days from the beginning of paradise life), with a very low number of new pregnancies, the mortality of the young man reached 100 percent. Narcissistic males and females hiding in distant holes lost the desire and social ability to mate. The mouse society has collapsed. Heaven turned into hell. All are dead. The good scientist repeated his experience many times, but the result was one: at a certain stage, after the explosion of violence and hypersexual activity, asexuality and self-destruction followed.

Finally a little positive. Who has survived the longest in hell? It turned out that they were mice capable of coping with as many social connections as possible. In the universe, 25 of the most sociable, innovative, intricate mice survived the longest.

This is the courage.

by PS. All coincidences with a series of human wars, unleashed sexuality, urban riots, finally outraged citizens, pornography and hatred of women, domestic violence, single mothers, unreasonable aggression and social survival in the internet are coincidental.

Only men after refuelling at the gas station shake a gun in the tank.

Herace, I thought Vítka would be fired
YYY: For what?
XXX: Do you know? He burned yesterday. The check came, all the senior bosses came, he stood near the dressing room, smoked, listened to music in his headphones. And here behind him comes the General Director of the entire network of enterprises, i.e. A figure that is free to execute and grace, and in general to close to hell our branch! He approaches Vitka and asks if he knows where the technological maps are. And this in the ears deserves zero attention. The general cautiously knocked his hand on his shoulder, this man turns around, removes the headphones (nearly no one knows the general's face) and loudly so on the whole workshop: "Go naked, don't see, I have a break?The master stood neither alive nor dead, the chief of the shop was all pale, the general was shaken by the pressure of the air from Vity's throat, said nothing, turned and left. We think, all, flew out Without Calculation. And today the deputy director comes and hangs orders on the stand.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Operator Krapivin Viktor to provide 7 full working days of extraordinary leave with payment of 100% in connection with the state of increased nervous excitability on the basis of jealous attitude to work!!! to
YYY: On the ground of what? I also want a vacation, give me the gender number, I will also call him on the phone!!! to
xxx:*facepalm*

Have you recently seen an advertisement with a print?) is :

"The Lost Phone... (description)
Please return it. I rejected.
Lithuania"

I think the guys will come back :)

About the work:
I have been on full leave twice in the last six years.
With your work you can not go on vacation at all - you only watch movies and stick girls
It looks like it’s from the electric side...
Do you think it’s easy to sit without doing anything?

xxx: again the last bell... I suffer from noise, I need to put the window with bricks
Why do I have to scream under my window?
Don’t be like an old grandfather.
Children are the flowers of life!
XXX: It’s already dumb
In an hour they will be twice.

The cover of the album The Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (Who does not know - it depicts a triangular prisma in which a beam of light disintegrates into a spectrum):
- I wonder how a parallel beam of white light will scatter when passing through an icosahedron with a gradient of the refractive rate?

When to go on vacation?
See also: Hz. Proposing to combine?
WOW: When are you here?
XHHH: I also have XHHH, accordingly, combined

From the corridor:
- Girl, why are you sitting in the spirit for the second hour? Go for a walk, the weather is good.
“Oh, you know, my young man was fucking me all night, I was barely alive.
It is good.
What is good?
Glad she is alive.

Mikhail Prokhorov dropped his wallet into the river. Inflation in Russia has doubled.

Sonya Postnova:Well, I went to the store for milk, I go out of the entrance, and there is a guy standing, well, drunk you quietly and says:
"oh, she came out, and the year has not passed, that if I were to wait for you so long again, I would rather die", I: "What, forgive me?",
He said, “Don’t get in the car, don’t get out, we’re late.”
I am surprised.He said to me: "Well, did you open your eyes?"
I answer: "Young Man, I Don’t Know You"
He said, “What was the fucking thing and what remained, so far".

Q: What is your name?
Do you know how to rhythm?
HH: No...
Then – Anton

I started drinking calcium and milk. She cut her nails on her feet.

Only the person who has driven the car can pass the road properly.

Advertising Shield: "Cosmetic Clinic...bla-bla-bla...Quantum Epilation (!and"
Since quantum physics does not operate events, but their probability, the hair can be pulled out, or not pulled out, and is in a superposition with the adjacent hair, that is, the probability of pulling out of the neighboring hair is the opposite of the probability of pulling out of the subject.
But now I know how to make a cat-sphinx from Schrödinger's cat!

I bought a Chinese alarm clock.
XXX: Before he goes to bed. I slept.
XXX I wake up. The alarm ringed half an hour earlier.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? Throw him out?
xxx: no) It turned out to be a factory fit - "no more than half an hour"))
yyyy : ))

The most difficult thing in the exam for motorcycle rights is to overpower yourself and not shrink from the pitch at wild speed with the screams "AAAAAAA, brothers, GAISHNIK!!!", pulling the helmet on the go :))))

Three friends about the fourth assistant:
XHH: A unique case! The elves are friends with three trolls.