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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113799
 23.05.2015
Graduate school... Parents walk work in school. =) is

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113798
 23.05.2015
Alex: I understand why the Terminator series seems to me unfinished
The first part was a hard Terminator.
The second is liquid.
The third was gas.
Fourth is plasma.
in the fifth and final - the superconducting superfluid terminator from Bose-Einstein condensate
Instead, they took some heresy.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113797
 23.05.2015
Fuck, when I was taking this direction, I thought there was a front of work, and I was singing forward! Go forward to a bright future. And it turned out that I am in a deep surrounding, besides the crutches are dug from below, and the crutches are dug from above!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №113796
 22.05.2015
Varie: The sweetest word in German is ‘turmuhr’. It’s like a mosquito, just a turmoil.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №113795
 22.05.2015
This is Peter, baby.

All my acquaintances after viewing "50 shades of grey" or reviewing it agree in the opinion "me too bdsm". Then they remain silent. Do you still want to come to our city?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113794
 22.05.2015
Kalina is also a car.
and Lada
Autocorrection is suspicious :)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113793
 22.05.2015
XXX: And what do the creators of the "Game of Thrones" make for life? The series, in the cinemas do not show (by the way, in vain), on the disks did not see, and in general only pirates and everything. And they take pictures and take pictures, but the niqab is not budget!

YYY: Lannisters are paying...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113792
 22.05.2015
A friend interested in astronomy, after seeing on television the advertisement of the concert with the domestic stars of the show issued:
"And what are these stars, so, brown dwarfs"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113791
 22.05.2015
They discussed a production injury, on the circular covered the fingers of the fingers.
X: TB is written in blood, but the craftsmen are still there
Y: They write

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113790
 22.05.2015
Want to find a place where there is no soul? Live among people.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113789
 22.05.2015
As one well-known Hindu says, a cow is a sacred animal, but delicious.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113788
 22.05.2015
I go to the gynecologist for a pregnancy examination. I complain, say, the brains began to fail and maybe I should drink some pills... What the doctor replied to me was late, it was necessary to drink something six months ago and pills such contraceptives are called)))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113787
 22.05.2015
Explanation of 17331:
but there are just such girls, and I included, who, because of the extremely thin and delicate skin, including the feet, can wipe their legs in general anything and in an arbitrarily chosen place. In my personal accomplishments "what can rub my legs" there are boots, shoes, sweaters and socks.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113786
 22.05.2015
Lionet: Given the number of fans of colorful horses, it was no longer an electric car, but a bronze train of some sort!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №113785
 22.05.2015
Please bring this companion:
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I work in the acceptance of a guarantee (and not very) repair.
That’s why people talk:
Sorry for the stupidity.
I am probably an idiot...
Well, here I got stuck, and...
Tell the fool...
(The list is not complete)
Are they the most adequate, intelligent, polite and problemless customers?! to

About professional electricians, engineers, programmers and other specialists I want to be killed for stupidity, proximity, but more often for banal lies.
______
There is a law of Dunning-Kruger. That’s what it’s like to be a manifestation ?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113784
 22.05.2015
This morning I found on the social network:
M: Hi, I don’t remember who you are and why you’re in my friends, so I let myself see your photos. Now in the stall. It felt like Walter Mitty had looked at it again. I fell in love, it seems... Where do you come from, angel, and are you really so interesting living?
by 09:22:38

I: You are the husband of my former colleague.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113783
 22.05.2015
>> Men have some sort of shutdown tumble/
Incorporation of fire? Or are they out of fear, sorry, in 2 minutes?
I don’t know why I’ve been with my wife for two minutes.
And with her mistress, over 9000 hours.
— — — —
Surprisingly, a man can react differently to different women and different sexes, just as a woman can react differently to different men.
These and other amazing discoveries are on our educational channel!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113782
 22.05.2015
On dating sites girls don’t respond to me because they think they’re not worthy of me, so my mom says

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113781
 22.05.2015
Why do you call it Iron Man? There are no breakers, no cushions and no chains, all this girl-songwriter?
Railroad Turtles: no brains, no knowledge, populated with prejudices and quotes from VK publications.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №113780
 22.05.2015
You are not on that side:

xxx: I am in shock at the yogurt drinks, what a cover is there. Hands sildenafil, already reduced, bottle smooth, yogurt in the foam! But the cover doesn’t go anyway...
XXX: This is how to lose weight. There is no such problem with cookies. I took and put it in my mouth.

Try eating meat! Then the yogurt covers will start to fly only when you arrive. And to lose weight with this weakness down - you can die :)

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