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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128454
 23.05.2016
xxx : Dear colleagues, please tell me, smoked this vobler in color 703, for which it is more suitable conditions and working color.
UUU: Honestly, I’t smoke voblers, no matter what color and size they are. And in general, as they say, this is the vobler of all times and peoples. Catch what you have and you will be happy.
xhhh : ))) with the keyboard phone not quite friends... Sometimes letters scratch... thank you for the information,

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128453
 23.05.2016
Targitaj: If I’m spit in the back, I’m ahead of everyone.
Tailgunner: Or you’ve been laid face down.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №128452
 23.05.2016
Theme is so. All men have a stand in the morning, right? The morning changes the night all over the earth every minute. In other words, there is a wave of standing on the ground. Live with it and participate as much as possible.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №128451
 23.05.2016
- in the bizarre valleys of Mosel, where the same romanticism was born, which later led to the flourishing of poetry and literature in the early 19th century in Russia
In the valley of Mosel, Karl Marx was born.


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128450
 23.05.2016
Only in 1947 was the position of a man abolished in England, who was to shoot from a cannon when Napoleon Bonaparte entered England.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №128449
 23.05.2016
I have a family business: I, my wife, my son... even at a minimum for a year, there is a very decent amount of money... I pay and I pay... and yeah, I understand and I see very well that the pocket is one...

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128448
 23.05.2016
In 1920, on the initiative of V.I. Lenin, the State Commission for Electrification of Russia (GOELRO) was created, as a result of which DniproGES was built.
Since April 2016. This station is no longer Lenin’s name. Ukraine said that the station has always been there and Lenin is not involved.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128447
 23.05.2016
From the discussion of history on Zadooba!li:

The xxx:
In fact, any action to bring yourself in order is inappropriate to do publicly.

YYYY :
- Messie, you have a harp out of a broken width!
I can’t fix it yet. I need to be alone for that!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №128446
 23.05.2016
Denticulus: You can buy solutions of nucleotides and collect corn from sources.
ZvookieJoo: On which platform is it easier to get together?
Direvius: On Earth 2016.
Radiocity is banal. Mars 2030 is worth a try.
xgarfieldx: They say that in six months all will be transferred to Earth in 2017. Can compulsory update be turned off?
BlackRaven86: How to wrap corn under the...
hdfan2:... the non-black land zone of Russia.
MiXaiL27: © N. S. Khrushchev

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128445
 22.05.2016
xxx: And I am funny to hear that space science is useless, especially from those people who consider marketing and public relations to be useful sciences.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №128444
 22.05.2016
Everyone probably has a colleague who is late to work every day, justifying that today such traffic jams, such traffic jams, have never been!

In general, this colleague fell an unclosed backpack, and a time management book fell out of it. It was uncomfortable to laugh and not to laugh.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128443
 22.05.2016
How much do you know about "ambulance"? First I wanted to get into the shit. And then I thought - well he, these local "sick"...they know everything better.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128442
 22.05.2016
I have now "MasterCard" Previously "VisaElectronic" was - the retreat is complete.

Wow: And I have a Visa Gold, somehow got the stock. Believe the Good! You are fantastic!

Zzz: And I have a Spanish-language map of Latvia, issued and bought in Berlin. This is really fantasy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128441
 22.05.2016
xxx: I remembered an old fairy tale about how a server landscape was arranged in one company.

A pair of servers with key indicators were deployed in the old VAZ-2104.
The inspection arrived, the prepared fighter cut the wires and departed in the woods through a black course.

[ + 22 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128440
 22.05.2016
What nonsense, the river Dnieper and the city also Dnieper, as possible - the residents of Moscow are sincerely outraged.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №128439
 22.05.2016
I am listed on the labour market. The nonsense is complete. So now, after taking into consideration the law on the unemployment tax, the salaries of the proposed vacancies have decreased by 25-30%.
A country of foolish idiots.and (

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128438
 22.05.2016
The youth
For unnoticed progress, your smartphone is taken, your card is taken.

A few years ago, the story was like this: on a porn site like the hackers installed a program that when you log in to the site enables your webcam and everything is filmed and the video is sent to the host of the program. I turned off the camera from the comp and didn’t turn it on.

I don’t have a smaragd.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128437
 22.05.2016
The secret of a good mood of a woman is properly selected antidepressants!

The best antidepressant is a skilled lover :)

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128436
 22.05.2016
xoxol: you need to gradually remove a variety of people that will be smaller, and at the same time eat more uniformly.

igori-san: They have already grown - the Chinese are called :) A very successful variety.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128435
 22.05.2016
"After arriving in Sheremetyevo 20 minutes before departure, I was going to calmly hand over my bags and take a duty-free walk. And I was told that the registration was completed and did not get on the plane. As a result, I was sent the next day, and the entire day of paid stay in Amsterdam disappeared. I think my delay was the result of your manager’s uncertainty. When she asked to come 2.5 hours before departure, I decided it was a normal female reinsurance. I’m sure a real professional would convince me. Therefore, I demand the return of the value of the day lost due to the low qualification of your company’s managers.”

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