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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81852
 22.05.2013
Let’s bring another child.
Husband: I suggest putting the alarm at 4 in the morning and there solve this issue.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №81851
 22.05.2013
The slugons argued with his husband, he went to his mother "to host", because his mother will always understand and so on. Three weeks passed. The man rushes back home, writing SMS.

Why am I? I love my mother-in-law! Let him live with her a few more weeks, then I will be an angel in the flesh!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81850
 22.05.2013
XXX: Until recently I thought that higher education was not necessary at all.
xxx: until I met a girl who doesn’t even meet guys who don’t have a higher education

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №81849
 22.05.2013
After all, many put a light bulb in their mouth, or would like to try.
Here and I argued with my friends that I would push her out without any problems, pushed her into the mouth.
What was their surprise when I pulled it out without any problems.
Thank you to one guy who broke my jaw at school. Now I can easily pull it out of the passports and also put it in place.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №81848
 22.05.2013
Oh, how quickly you did it!! And so great!
yyy: I just have a magic button on the keyboard "Make a pissado" ;)
X: Can I do any more elephant ears then? The vampire teeth. Change the colour to blood-red. And the foon is dark to do))
YYY:...but it only works once for each photo.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №81847
 22.05.2013
A comment to the demotivator, which shows a picture of a keyboard fragment, which consistently follows the letters S, E, X and the inscription "Let’s argue, have you just looked at the keyboard?":

Oh shit to fuck. Real gamers will not be held, the combination of WASD they know better than their date of birth.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81846
 22.05.2013
The student sends a message:
Thank you for not coming to Phuket:
I was one among the babs today) and I was disgraceful)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №81845
 22.05.2013
Sasha Gray came to Khabar, in the platinum arena.
Going down to see her...
The old man, and you haven’t seen it?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81844
 22.05.2013
Remember, we have a cat door at the back door in the cottage?
xxx: to come in and come when he is comfortable
This is how Rex learned to use this door to get into the house too.
YYY: Oh how? He will not pass. Or will the head go through, and the rest?
xxx: precisely))) he switches his head into the door and begins to knit
XXX: Until the miserable owners let him into the house
YYY: )))))))))))
xxx: little of this, he found another use for this door
xxx: if you approach him on the street with a leake to cool him, he runs and squeezes his head inside, like a stroke.
XXX: and patiently waits in this posture until it flies

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81843
 22.05.2013
I have to go to Thailand! The prostitutes are cheap. It will even give you a point for 150 rubles!
– Oh... look there carefully, or for 200 she’ll end up there!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81842
 22.05.2013
Comment to the news "A giant asteroid rises to Earth" on delo.ua:
Guest:Please send this asteroid to the address: Kiev, Ul.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81841
 22.05.2013
Sometimes you want to settle yourself in the head of the cockroaches and fiercely, madly avenge.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81840
 22.05.2013
<< xxx: now and new curtains to buy, and somehow convince the cat to eat more, so that the incident does not happen again.>>

The cat? to persuade? to eat? and more?
I envy...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №81839
 22.05.2013
Questions and answers for fans to comment on local posts:
What separates an ordinary man from an epic dude?
____________________________________________________________________
Only one trait.

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81838
 22.05.2013
xxx: 1.5 thousand km
XXX in 15 days.
xxx: 100 kilometers per day
xxx: 4 km per hour
XXX: My postman walked by the fucker and didn’t even speed up!

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81837
 22.05.2013
X: I have seen everything.
x: but "download charts on mortgage loans porn"...

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81836
 22.05.2013
From Anonymous Secrets:

I read on one of these pages, how the girl to work called the grandmother and began to praise the new shampoo.Just, she said, it is not washed at all, but the hair then just stunning - crazy soft and shiny.When the girl came home, she immediately ran to look at the miracle shampoo.It turned out that it was lenor!
The essence of the secret has long been struggling with hair, hair long, already up to the belt, but the food is not enough - hanging the straw.Cut off even 10 centimeters,to grow further,really crazy.I tried everything I could.And you know...I tried Lenor!Girls,he really makes the hair amazing!
I tried different ways, but a greater effect is achieved if you apply it to dry hair, go for 20 minutes, and then wash your head.
Try it, it’s good :3

I read and my brain is already exploding, but that’s not all, the comment below:

Do you have new hair?
- No, I washed them with Love "The Magic of Color"

This is where I was covered, choking for 5 minutes...

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81835
 22.05.2013
In Colombia, police covered a 5 hectare hemp field. Whether there will be little rain...

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81834
 22.05.2013
From "home will not understand":
I remember the fifth grade, he tied a rope to a brick and carried it with him everywhere and called it Lesh.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81833
 22.05.2013
What do you think is the worst thing to hear, I am pregnant'?
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