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[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128434
 22.05.2016
Ohhhh if it were! Cucumbers are delicious...
WOW: Ah, I remember after Harry Potter, my son asked for turmeric juice. Somewhere the woman made an enthous juice. The son tried, and sat with disappointment in his eyes, showing in all sight that he was greatly deceived.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №128433
 22.05.2016
Let the salary be heard.
Let the salary come.
May the salary find me!
This is not the case in the world:
Even the packages in the package ended!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №128432
 22.05.2016
“My trip to Venice was unsuccessful. Probably the day before it rained, and all the streets were filled with water. Apparently, your managers aren’t even listening to the weather forecast because I wasn’t warned in advance.”

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128431
 22.05.2016
A private house. Through the suspension of the tile, mice run loudly. They laughed when they presented a stretch ceiling in the place of a gips-carton...

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128430
 22.05.2016
A third of the world’s mentally ill people live in China and India.
I was also surprised: China and India make up a third of the world’s population.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128429
 22.05.2016
The profession of a pilot has ceased to be heroic since the time when the toilet appeared in the plane.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128428
 22.05.2016
Are you careful?
I have been using Ipad for the fifth year.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №128427
 22.05.2016
Are you sure you work for those 70700 rubles?

I assure you, if I get 50 dollars on my hands, my employer has an income of 150, not less.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №128426
 22.05.2016
IOsov> Why did your director Vanya then escape from Saratov?
D.Levchen> From the journalists of the editorial office.He was given their salary for six months to distribute.In the evening, the money is not given, he went to his gay club with lemon, ate something, went to bed with his lover, at the very moment he had diarrhea.The lover was angry and took the lemon.
IOsov> Now I know what it means to "spend a million".


[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128425
 22.05.2016
The 1001 Nights
In the Soviet times, a full 4 volume was sold in maculature. And just for the money in the children's department 2 room, there was everything for the children.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №128424
 22.05.2016
To the Tunes:

We need to impose a poverty tax so that it is unprofitable for the poor.
Let us live!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128423
 22.05.2016
The Investor:
P.s Money needs to be held in different ways: bills, cards, assets, portfolios.

Binary options are everything.

Whoever has money knows what to do with it without you.
Whoever has no advice is like a fish’s umbrella.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128422
 22.05.2016
xxx: watch porn online
Do not confuse Google search with chat browser game!!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128421
 22.05.2016
<Angelofnet> Today, during a walk around the shops and looking at prices on the vitrines, the word was born: poverty. This word very accurately described our common, brotherly, financial insolvency against the backdrop of the wildly rising prices of consumer goods.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128420
 22.05.2016
From a forum for mothers:

A baby 7, 5 months, but does not want to crawl on the stomach:( only on the back(( and get on the bridge at the same time! Has anyone encountered that? The neurologist said this is not normal. But I would go to someone else... Does anyone know good doctors from this area in Prague? I would be very grateful to everyone for your advice.

I am, of course, an agnostic, but can I run for the little one with the cross and the cry "Satan out"?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128419
 22.05.2016
Is Prokhorov drunk?
and drunk.
How did you allow that?
God knows him. Yesterday there was a fight outside the city, he went there for order and returned drunk.

The “auditor”

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128418
 22.05.2016
To all bank lovers – remember, all your accounts can turn into a pumpkin. And the ASV may not help. So cash in any case is more reliable!"
At any point, all these papers turn into pumpkin.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128417
 22.05.2016
I was told by a chemist with the An-2 that when the vineyards splashed on a trip to Moldova, 10 days later UFOs began to appear.
After reducing the dose of home wine, they disappeared somewhere.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128416
 22.05.2016
The guys today have so many murders, the girls just weren’t standing by.
One in my eyes thirty minutes hysterical, so as not to put a dirty pink shirt under the sweater instead (!He ran into the bathroom, turned in front of the mirror, was persuaded, calmed.
I have broken, wearing, but with what mine. It’s a catastrophe, it’s a ro-zo-va-ja! What the kids will say

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №128415
 22.05.2016
How would you like to be on a deserted island, alone or with someone you hate?

YYY: With the man I hate. I need to eat something.

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